An Apple Omelet and a Bus Tour

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By breakfastpop

Stop The Bus!

Good morning breakfastpoppers. Today is Monday, August 8, 2011. On Friday the credit rating of the United States was downgraded for the first time from AAA to AA+. Standard and Poor's did so because they believe that the United States will keep having trouble getting its finances under control. Apparently, the months of unsettling squabbling in Congress convinced them that the downgrade was warranted. They were not satisfied with the weak deal that was finally worked out. Clearly, they viewed this lame "compromise" in much the same way that most of the American people did.

Let's prepare breakfast and take a look at what is going on. This morning Apple Omelets are on the menu. You will need 3 large eggs, 1 peeled and sliced Granny Smith apple, 1 tablespoon sour cream, 1 tablespoon cream, 1 tablespoon brown sugar, 2 teaspoons butter and 1/2 teaspoon cinnamon. Beat your eggs until fluffy and set aside. In a large skillet, melt 1 teaspoon butter. Add, apples, cinnamon and brown sugar. Saute until tender and set aside. Wipe frying pan, add the rest of the butter and pour in egg mixture. When eggs are almost set, flip the omelet over. In the center of the omelet, spread sour cream and top with most of apple mixture. Fold omelet, plate it and place the apple mixture on top. Mix yourself a suitable fortified drink and enjoy. I feel a letter coming on.

Dear President Obama,

We have been told that you are about to embark on a bus tour that will take you through the Midwest states. These states are seen as "swing" states during presidential election years. You are paying for this trip with taxpayer money and I, for one, am not happy about it. I don't want to foot the bill. I don't want to support your campaign for re-election. I don't care how your "team" characterizes this trip. It's a campaign sweep and I do not want to contribute one dime to this ill conceived tour.

Running around the country trying to get Americans to believe that we are on the road to recovery is just not going to cut it. Trying to convince the citizens of these "swing " states that you deserve four more years is not acceptable on the taxpayer's money. Now is not the time for a campaign tour.

I imagine you are going to try and convince potential voters it was the evil Tea Party that derailed the effort to strike a sensible deal. In point of fact sir, it was the Tea Party candidates who fought for the kind of deal the S & P would have approved of. I am sure you will lay the blame of the downgrade at the feet of the Republicans who fought so hard to stop you from raising taxes. If you speak to people who are uninformed, they may believe your rhetoric about taxing millionaires and billionaires. No doubt we can reform the tax code to eliminate tax breaks for, as an example, hedge funds. Only the hedge funds would be opposed to that. Mr. President, although you speak about millionaires and billionaires you really mean couples earning $250,000 a year or more. What a great way to cripple the economy further.

Let's assume you eliminate the Bush tax cuts. Well go ahead, but make sure that it is across the board. Let's get a lot of those people who don't pay federal taxes into the mix. The tax burden falls on almost half the population. The other half pays nothing. Make it fair. Now, of course, all this taxing won't help our economy as much as you want people to believe. Raising taxes on the only people who actually pay taxes is not the answer, but go ahead and do it. When the economy tanks further, what are you going to say and who are you going to blame it on?

I have a suggestion, Mr. President. Either make this bus trip an apology tour or get off the bus...POP...




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Tom Whitworth Level 5 Commenter 9 months ago

Pop,

The talking points of the Demoncrats are firmly in place. The latest is "tea party downgrade". I think we should take Iced tea with us to Demon rallies and douse anyone who says this. I wish I could say the American people dont deserve this downgrade but we have elected every government that fostered it.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 9 months ago

Good morning Tom,

The aftermath of this downgrade is going to be very painful. First we will suffer financially and then we will suffer emotionally listening to these fools blame everyone from the Tea Party to the Easer Bunny. I am heading to the bar early. If I have to endure one more fool call this the Tea Party Downgrade I am going to lose it.

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Pamela99 Level 7 Commenter 9 months ago

I agree! Why should tax payers pay for his campaign. Think what it costs when he fires up Air Force to go to this lavish campaign dinners. If Reid hadn't tabled the Cut, Cap and Balance bill we might not have been downgraded. They are always big on blame but short on ideas that would work. We must cut our spending! Rated up and awesome.

taxlarry 9 months ago

The guy cannot stay in the white house for too long. It must have been horrible to stay in Washington during the Jet disaster. No, the debt disaster. So now Obumma is going on a bus tour. I want to know what he is thinking when he is reminded he is the first president to have our debt downgraded. One of the problems I have with the downgrade is that S&P downgraded the US, the same S&P that gave AAA ratings to mortgages that would never get paid off. Everything is in the Crapper. To the bar. BARTENDER................

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breakfastpop Hub Author 9 months ago

Good morning Pamela,

This latest attack on the Tea Party is so blatantly false and stupid that even diehard Democrats should be appalled. Our illustrious president's reaction to the downgrade was a golf game! See you at the Inn. I need to get away from these people.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 9 months ago

Dear taxlarry,

You are right about S & P but they did it and it's done! Obama celebrated the downgrade with a golf game. What more proof do we need that this man is a disaster who has accomplished a great deal towards the demise of our nation. See you at the Inn. I'm going early and I am buying. By the end of the day I may not have any money!

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Wayne Brown Level 7 Commenter 9 months ago

Oh, he's not going to propose any tax on hedge funds...not as long as George Soros is writing campaign contribution checks. Since when does a President have time to go ride a bus around the midwest? Of course, he is not going to do that, he will board the bus five minutes before it pulls into each stop posing as a "bus rider". Instead, he will be riding between stops on Air Force One. The cost of such a junket will be through the roof just from a security and logistics standpoint...his campaign, even with a billion dollar warchest, could not afford it but the American taxpayers can. Why I do believe he is thumbing his nose at us once again. S&P has made it blatantly clear why the downgrade took place and it all has to do with spend, spend, spend, with no foreseeable reduction in the national debt. There is no blaming the Tea Party for that scenario. This man is one of two things...either a naive egotiscal maniac or a conniving manipulator bent on the destruction of America financially...take your choice, they both end up in the same place. WB

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CMerritt Level 7 Commenter 9 months ago

What Wayne just said....This man is one of two things...either a naive egotiscal maniac or a conniving manipulator bent on the destruction of America financially....I think he just said it all......and my vote is that BOTH of these answers fit him perfect.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 9 months ago

Good morning Wayne,

I'll go with a mixture of both. Couple that with a blind disregard for the welfare of our nation you get the recipe for the disaster we are living through. His response to the downgrade was a golf game. See you at the Inn. I'm buying provided I have two cents to my name by the end of the day.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 9 months ago

Good morning CMeritt,

That was exactly what I thought when I read Wayne's comments. Obama must be so delighted that we were downgraded. Judging by his lack of leadership, downgrading must have been a goal. See you at the Inn. I'm buying, provided I still have some money left by the end of the day.

PARTISAN PATRIOT 9 months ago

Pop

What Standard and Poor's is saying is “Enough Already”; blow away the smoke and break all the mirrors and get down to some real cuts. And if you keep blabbing about that Shared Sacrifice Bull-Defecation then we’re going to downgrade you to Double D as in Dolly Pardon! Well they didn’t actually say that but they should have!

If I hear these Morons spin Shared Sacrifice again I’m not sure my wide screen will survive it. Let’s talk about shared sacrifice; how about, John Kerry who served in Viet Nam by the way, reregistering his Luxury Yachted off shore to avoid paying taxes, or Nancy Pelosi; oops I popped a stitch in my face, making a fortune on Tuna while she screams about Tax Breaks for the Rich; or Barrackie Boo himself jetting all over the country so his ardent supporters can kiss his ring on his birthday. Yes I’m sick and tired of their little buzz phrases the latest of which is shared sacrifice.

Go ahead Dumb Ass Democrats; raise taxes and finish the job of flushing this economy down the toilet!

Now His Majesty wants to buzz through the Midwest states with not one but two Bullet Proof zillion dollar buses. He should be riding in a Bull-shit proof bus; but then again without his BS what’s left!

Road to recovery; MY God what fool in his right mind could possibly swallow that? Their latest is a job-less recovery. That’s like a win-less championship; yeah I know we were blown out 44-0 in every game but by god we tried and that’s why they crowned us League Champions!

Evil Tea Party, YEP THAT’S THEIR LATEST SPIN. By god those tea party guys and gals forced us to stop spending and because of them we now have a downgrade. What you don’t believe me. Just ask Little Timmy Geitner; just because he cheated on his own taxes doesn’t make him a crook and a Liar!

Go ahead; eliminate the Bush tax cuts and WHATCH ATLAS SHRUGG!

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maven101 Level 5 Commenter 9 months ago

Morning Pop...Throw Obama under that bus...See you at the tavern, Pop...Wayne is holding court on common sense and truth...Larry

Pino Krisio 9 months ago

POP: Obama has never taken responsibility for anything. So now it is the Tea Party's turn - Again. He is certainly a man in denial, and that includes his WH staff. The only things he knows how to do is play golf, basketball, and read teleprompters.

I, too, am upset that my tax money is going for a campaign bus tour.

We just need to remember these things, and convince our DEMs that he needs to be replaced. (Actually, I believe that more and more DEMS are displeased with Obama.)

Until that day, I'll be at the bar with my breakfastpop friends. I think I'll start my trip now. Someone, please save me a seat....

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breakfastpop Hub Author 9 months ago

Good morning Patriot,

Now the catch phrase is theTea Party Downgrade. They must have been up all night in the White House coming up with that idiotic phrase. I think it's time for a mass impeachment. Meet me at the Inn later. If I have any money left at the end of the day, I'll buy all night.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 9 months ago

Dear maven,

I agree, the best place for Obama is under the bus. See you at he Inn. Common sense? What's that?

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prasetio30 Level 8 Commenter 9 months ago

I always love your recipe and about Mr.Omaba news. Thanks for writing and share with us.Sorry, I am not good in commenting political news. But I am glad to know this from you. Well done, my friend. Vote it up!

Prasetio

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breakfastpop Hub Author 9 months ago

Dear Pino,

It i unbelievable how detached and disengaged Obama is. S & P downgrades us under his watch and the first thing that comes to his mind is a good golf game. See you the Inn. I'm buying. I borrowed some money from China.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 9 months ago

Dear prasetio,

I love it when you come to the breakfast table. It is never necessary to discuss politics.

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b. Malin Level 7 Commenter 9 months ago

Loved your Last Lines Breakfastpops...I feel like we've got MAD in the 2 1/2 years of this Presidency...And it seems to be never ending. Another well written Hub by You...You my friend are doing a Great Job of reporting...No Spin!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 9 months ago

Dear b.Malin,

Thanks so much for your support. You have no idea how much your words mean to me. See you at the Inn. It' the real No Spin Zone.

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Dexter Yarbrough Level 7 Commenter 9 months ago

Thanks for sharing your thoughts, Pop! See you at the Inn!

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Patty Inglish, MS Level 7 Commenter 9 months ago

I don't think Ohio is a swing state anymore - we lost federal legislature seats because so many people moved away, mostly to Florida.

What a $$ mess we have, but the omelet was good.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 9 months ago

Dear Dexter,

I am already at the Inn. Hurry on over.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 9 months ago

Dear Patty,

The omelet may be the only good thing about the entire day! See you at the Inn.

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The Frog Prince Level 7 Commenter 9 months ago

Carney said he can do it on our dime because, "He's the President."

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drbj Level 8 Commenter 9 months ago

Have you ever asked yourself, bp, what is the largest group of Obummy supporters? The answer is simple. 21.3 million people are now government employees. 21.3 million! That'a a heckuva lot of votes for not cutting Washington spending if you ask me.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 9 months ago

Dear Frog Prince,

Carney's wrong. He's not the president. See you at the Inn.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 9 months ago

Dear drbj,

Throw in the unions, the illegals, the dead people and the die hard liberals and the number soars. See you at the Inn. I need a drink!

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Ghost32 Level 8 Commenter 9 months ago

Wow. First apple omelette I ever heard of, let alone ingested. That was great!

"Carney's wrong. He's not the President." LOL!

You know, Obama may actually be right. Maybe we ARE on the road to recovery. Except, we're on the Detour part--remember the old song,

"DETOUR...There's a muddy road ahead

Detour...I think I should have read

That detour sign."

Remember in November 2012.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 9 months ago

Dear Ghost,

Let's hope we make it to 2012 in one piece!

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