A Bubble-O 7 and the PIP-POP Awards
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Good morning breakfastpoppers. Today is Tuesday, January 17, 2012. It is time for the 64th weekly presentation of the coveted PIP-POP Awards. Please join me in preparing our customary liquid breakfast, This morning we will be creating a Bubble-O 7. You will need 2 ounces of Three Olives Bubble Vodka, 4 ounces of lemon-lime soda and a lime wedge for garnish. Mix ingredients in a glass filled with ice and garnish with a lime. You're all set to go. I'll meet you in the theater where our "winners" are anxiously awaiting our arrival.
Welcome one and all. We'll begin the show by asking a member of the Occupy D.C. movement up to the stage. If you insist on keeping your jacket over your head, it may be hard for you to get up here. In any case, here's your POP for managing to give exterminators near your camp a lot of business. You now have a ton of rats crawling around and we are not talking about politicians. You must all be so proud.
Our second POP of the morning is related to the President of the United States. Please give a rousing welcome to President Obama's illegal immigrant uncle who was charged with drunk driving. Mr. Obama, it is our understanding that you allegedly flew through a stop sign and nearly hit a police officer's SUV. You are mounting a defense that calls for asking for the driving record of the police officer who stopped you. I guess you have no fear of being deported, so that must free you up to take on the police and the courts. It's good to know the king.
While we are in a POP mode let's continue by inviting the DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman-Schultz to the stage. You are definitely the gift that keeps on giving. If it's not one thing it's another. This time we want to present you with this POP for having the bad taste and judgement to blame the horrific Tucson shooting on the Tea Party. Please stay up here, because this next POP is for you, as well.
The second award acknowledges your twisted belief that although you believe there is nothing wrong with doing well, we ( the government) shouldn't focus our tax policy on people who are already okay and help them to do even better. Can you spell Class Warfare?
Our last award of the morning is, thankfully, a PIP. Please welcome Michael Hastings, the author of a new book called "The Operators", to the stage. Your book points out that Pres. Obama really didn't like taking pictures with the troops. All I can say is, it showed.
Our job is done, our awards are all distributed and it is time to raise our breakfast on high and toast the winners. PIP-PIP HOORAY...POP GOES THE WEASELS...
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Pop,
All the usual suspects won Pops again and kudos to mr hastings for his insightful book. The troops didn't look to comfortable with Obama either.
Good Morning Pino,
Maybe Debbie Wasserman-Schultz should be deported! I'll see you at the Inn and I'm buying.
Good Morning Tom,
I agree, sometimes I simply had to look away, it was awful and very telling. See you later at the Inn.
The Occupers should be fumigated and deported. Obumma's uncle should be deported. debbie Wasserman-Schultz should be deported. I don't think the troops liked taking pictures with Obumma. I am off to the bar. BARTENDER...........
Good Morning taxlarry,
I think the occupiers should be deported and then fumigated by whatever socialist country they choose to live in. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz should take a vow of silence. See you at the Inn.
Hi Pop! I saw an article this morning where Obama's house in Chicago was foreclosed on, because he didn't think he had to pay the mortgage on it. Now I don't always take everything that I see online as 100% truth especially if it is not from a national publication. If this article is true, I'm speechless.
Tammy: I just checked it out. You are correct. Obama went to check the house he owned, and found that the locks were changed. He did not make one mortgage payment since he entered the WH. Someone else lives there now. Let's see if the MSM picks up on this one!
Hi Tammy,
Now that's interesting. Of course the way he acquired that house was also interesting. I will look a little further into the whole thing.
Dear Tammy and Kris,
It appears that the story is phony, just something stupid circulating on the internet.
BPOP - Dang! That was a brief awards show. Wassup with that? See you at the Inn.
The Frog
Thanks Pop and Kris, I was a little skeptical. It does irritate me that people (people that I know) post this stuff on social network sites as truth. I didn't follow up with it but I'm glad you did.
Well, this certainly kept me interested. I'm not as up on current events as you seem to be, but I really enjoyed learning about them. Thanks for that! voted up!
Good Afternoon Frog Prince,
See you at the Inn, Frog. Let's face it, how long does it take to name the POPS? Not long at all. As for the PIPS, well we need more. If you think of any let me know.
Dear Tammy,
You are quite welcome. The internet can be a wealth of misinformation! See you at the Inn. I'm rowing over there, because it is raining buckets.
Good Afternoon wondering,
So glad you dropped by for breakfast and a chat. Now come to our "virtual" Inn later for fun and good conversation.
Hi, bp. Now I know where the POTUS' arrogance comes from. It's in the genes - from his uncle.
Good Morning drbj,
Yes, and his Aunt, oh and his father and oh his wife and oh.........See you at the Inn.
Little Sister With Giant Brain,
You know it makes me sick. 100 years later and they're still blaming an iceberg for sinking the Titanic. Everyone knows how much those redneck tea baggers hate Germans. It was the Tea Party that sunk that ship, and I wish they would quit blaming the iceberg.
Obama's uncle was downing the hooch and doing a road trip? Freaking priceless.
Good work by sister, and much love here!
Jim
Pops,
So the president thinks he does not have to pay his mortgage.. sounds like occupy the WH. Speeding ticket- BHO can fix it Same a looney Zatoony- she will stay too. Also tell Jim he was wrong- The Titanic hit the Iceberg because of George BUSH... Everyone should know that...BTW, Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz... IQ couldnt light a string of solar powered energy-saving Christmas lights at high noon.
TH
Dear Big Bro With Great Intellect,
I think you got it wrong. Everyone knows that Bush sunk the Titanic! See you at the Inn. Don't start imbibing until you get there. You aren't the president's uncle after all., so there is no real safety net.
Good afternoon Tom,
I just realized that we know the same thing..Bush sunk the Titanic! As for the mortgage story, well that's all it is... a story, no truth to it. See you at the Inn and we'll talk some more.
Well-deserved POPs and PIP awards, as usual. Blaming the tea party for the shooting is so ridiculous and yet she can stand there with a straight face and lie. Disgusting. It's not surprising that Bush sunk the Titanic as according to the left nothing has gone wrong that he didn't have a hand in!
See you at the inn.
Dear Pamela,
It's the same old song over and over again, so I suppose we shouldn't be surprised. I just can't believe how dense certain people can be. I'm off to the Inn on the early side tonight See you there.
"It's good to know the king." Best line on the entire awesome page.
As for Wasserman-Whoever, isn't a Wasserman some sort of test for a nasty disease...yes...SYPHILIS.
'Nuff said, except Voted Up and Over.
Dear Ghost,
Oh, you may be right.. That explains everything.
lol at ghosty - Ha
Pino Krisio Level 1 Commenter 4 months ago
POP: the Occupy DC people and the other cities are proud of their cause, and mess they left behind. Don't they understand that the cost of clean-up is money we don't have? I doubt it. If Obama's aunt can get a pass and stay (and collect welfare), why can't his uncle? They both should be deported. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz stuns me with her statements all the time. Where does she get this stuff? Probably from the WH. Kudos to Mr. Hastings.
The Bubble O-7 was so good, I am off to the bar early. Someone save me a seat.....