A Calabatini and the PIP-POP Awards
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Good morning breakfastpoppers. Today is PIP-POP Tuesday, December 27, 2011. We have a nice group of honorees awaiting our arrival at the theater. Let's prepare our customary liquid breakfast, don our best clothes and head for the festivities.
This morning we will be preparing a Calabatini. You will need 1 and 1/2 ounces Tequilla, 1/2 ounce pumpkin spice syrup, 3 ounces half and half and some cinnamon for garnish. Add ice to a cocktail shaker and add the ingredients in the order in which they are mentioned. Shake well and strain into a martini glass. Garnish with cinnamon and you are good to go. See you in a few minutes.
Welcome, my dear friends, to the 61st weekly presentation of the PIP-POP Awards. Please give our next presenter a big round of applause. Will The Man With No Pants please come up to the stage? You are looking mighty fine even if you are only wearing one-half of your tuxedo. "Thank you, POP. I would like to offer this POP to David Letterman for going out of his way to constantly attack the Republican candidates. Mr. Letterman chose not to attend the awards but I will see to it that he receives the POP. I will admit that having Mitt Romney on the show helped to give Mr. Letterman the appearance of being fair, however, in my view, the POP still stands." Thank you so much for presenting.
Our second "winner" of the show also hails from the entertainment industry. Please welcome Whoopi Goldberg to the stage to receive this POP. We heard the remark you made on The View and we were not amused. I quote, "Communism is a great concept that makes perfect sense on paper." Here's your POP Whoopi and good-bye!
We have another POP calling out and begging to be presented. It bears the name of the Undersecretary of State for Political Affairs at the State Department, Wendy Sherman. Ms. Sherman please come up to the podium. It has come to our attention that you found Kim Jon 11 to be smart, witty, a problem solver, humorous and engaged. We find you to be scary. Enjoy the POP.
We have a PLOP on the agenda and it bears too many names to mention. Let's just say that we are presenting this award to the crazy and dangerous shoppers around the nation who caused riots in their attempt to buy the new Air Jordon Concord sneakers. Take your PLOP and know that you are an embarrassment to this nation and to your children. Santa doesn't think much of you either.
Our last award of the morning is a PIP and I, for one, am relieved. Please welcome actress Marita Conchita Alsonso to the stage for finally confronting Sean Penn on his support for Hugo Chavez. Your letter to him was amazing and long overdue.
Well, that's it folks, the show is over. I thank you all for attending and look forward to seeing you again next week. In the meantime take care, be well and Happy New Year. Let's raise our glasses on high and toast the "winners". PIP-PIP HOORAY... PLOP-PLOP-FIZZ-FIZZ...POP GOES THE WEASELS...
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Good morning Tom,
Send her flowers! See you at the Inn.
Dittos on Tom's sentiments, I have to admit though when it came to the pumpkin drink you lost right after 1 1/2 oz of Tequila, I just tripled it up in a glass neat and am sipping the morning away. See ya at the Inn later POP much to catch up on. I'm buying tonight!
Whoopi Goldberg used to be funny before she shared her political views with the world. Whoopi, why don't you go live in Cuba or North Korea? And it is about time someone told that ugly geek Sean Penn to stick it! See y'all at the bar. BARTENDER.............
Good morning Hmr,
Can't say I blame you on the drink. I say have it your way! I'll meet you at the Inn. We really need to catch up.
Good morning taxlarry,
I agree Whoppi was great when she was a performer, now she is a radical believer in all things left. In fact so is Penn. I guess our system didn't give them enough of a life! See you at the Inn.
Dear Tom,
I made a mistake. I forgot to include your PIP suggestion, but I will do it next week. So sorry....
Morning Bpop!
I particulary found the comments by Marita Conchita Alsonso extremely entertaining. Again ALL of the awards are spot on.
PIP-PIP HOORAY...
Chris
POP: David Letterman has always been very liberal; Whoopi is always playing the race card and Sean Penn should go live in Venisuela. Hurray for Ms. Alsonso.
Happy New Year to everyone. I am running to the bar today - Hmrjmr is back and I want to sit next to him. Save me a seat......
Good morning Chris,
It's good to hear the truth, isn't it! See you at the Inn.
Good morning Pino,
You and Hmr....Hmmmmmm. What about Scotty?
POP: Two things:
1. I spelled Venezuela incorrectly above. I don't want the then/than guy criticizing me.
2. In my virtual world I am a "player".
Dear Pino,
1. Don't worry about the then/than guy
2. Good for you!!!!
Morning POP....All this ado for a lousy tennis shoe...boggles the mind...and to think that they vote..!
I'm sure Wendy and Whoopi ( sounds like a female tag team ) share a common love of Marxism...
Letterman, Smetterman, who cares what this over-sexed, over-rated, dufus thinks or says...a faux intellectual with a sophomore's grasp of world politics catering to a crowd of the Young and Restless...
Loved Conchita's bitch slap to Penn's arrogant Trotskyite face...
See you at the tavern, Pop...I'm sitting near the fickle Ms Pino as she plies Hmrjmr with her wily charms...should be educational...you are never too old to learn, right..? Larry
Good morning maven,
I agree with all of your assessments and I too find Pino's actions startling. I'll save you a seat and we'll see what transpires!
Pop and Pants, if you recognize David (gap tooth) Letterman for engaging in his nightly attack on Republican candidates you would have to acknowledge him every week. The so called entertainer; full time JERK, can’t help himself. He’s the male version of Joy F-ing Behar when it comes to relentlessly attacking all things Republican; another similarity is they both have no comedic talent. They must know someone to stay on the air!
Whoopi Goldberg should change her name to Oooooooops Goldberg; everything she touches turns to Defecation. I think you should recognize Elizabeth (fellow View co-host) for having the courage and endurance to remain on the same stage with Ooooooop Goldberg and Joy F-ing Behar! As for her take on "Communism”; what do you expect from the chair Person of the Hate America First Crowd!
Wendy Sherman is after all a member of the Obama Regime Team; what do you expect from an Air-Head but Air Head remarks. Her next assignment will be to answer the questions, “Why are Clouds?” I think the award should be accompanied with a copy of my hit Parity “He’s the Dalai Lama.”
As for the Air Jordon’s, I quit rooting for the jerk (Michael that is) after he refused an invitation to the White House by Bush saying he’s wasn’t a Republican; well sir I’m no fan!!!!!!!!!!!
Unfortunately Pop; there are just too many Weasels out there to Pop!!!!!!!!!!!
Good morning Patrito,
I love it..way too many weasels to POP! I can't even stand to hear the name Behar. She makes me see double! I do not understand how Elizabeth keeps her breakfast down after sitting down with this group. See you at the Inn, Patriot. We really need to catch up!
Pop, My buddy WillStarr walked me into the Getting the Antenna hooked up to a digital telly I had got at Salvation Army or Goodwill,[I get 'frequent buyer miles' there] I tried I really did, to watch the damn news so I knew what was going on when the hub you write breaks 5 mornings a week. So here I am, with no clue as to none of these ass holes and their UN-accomplishments this week, I do have one clue, Hammer's buying and I want to polish up my "what to do with entitlement money" like drink heavily and buy lotto tickets and set at the table and chair provided so you can scratch off and buy more before leaving with your arm load of booze [that's when you got no jack for even a dollar ticket] anyway I need to get used to getting drunk and on anothers money with full disregard, cuz it looks like we aren't gonna beat 'em and it's a no no to kill them, so I'm practicing joining them. I hope Hammers not practicing beating the crap out of free loaders today or I'm in for a bad day...... 50
Marita Conchita Alsonso is absolutely deserving of the PIP. It is about time someone told off Sean Penn. As for the POP's, each was deserving and you certainly have a knack for picking the most deserving candidates.
I am ready for the Inn.....see you there.
Dear 50,
Whatever you do, don't join em' Your money isn't entitlement money it is earned and you can do whatever you damn well please with it. I'll see you at the Inn and I'm buying.
Dear Pamela,
I agree, it is about time that somebody told Sean Penn "what time it is". See you at the Inn and I am buying all night.
Pop, no worries on me joining up with the likes of any one that trembles at the sight of fair justice rolling their way, 50
Little Sister With Giant Brain,
That was a gas giving Letterman the award. His hands were cold and sweaty. Gross. Back stage I kept calling him "Mr. Lettermom." By the time we hit the stage, the dude was pissed. Man, it really irritates me that these geeks use their power to sway public opinion. They are entertainers. Just like jugglers or anything else, they're here to make us laugh or feel better. In the old days, Kings had their professional geeks who bit heads off chickens and stuff to give the old king a laugh. If they'd have tried to give the old king a political lesson, he'd have had his boys take him down stairs and make him about three inches taller. Rule should still apply to these geeks.
(Raising my drink in the air) Last, I want to toast to you, Scotty and all our friends here at the Inn. We're gonna have some ups and downs, but we're gonna kick some Obama ass in 2012! Love ya sis!
jim
Hi, bp, excellent choices for POPs, as usual. And I have always admired Maria Conchita Alonso. Now I know why. It isn't just her beauty and acting ability but her intelligence in discerning smart people from dummies.
Pop, Excellent as usual! Spot on!
I will see you at the inn.
Dear 50,
I know that because I have complete faith in you.
Dear Big Bro,
Oh, for the good old days! I love your enthusiasm. You have me believing and all pumped up!
Good morning drbj,
Now if only the electorate could distinguish smart people from dummies, we will have it made in 2012.
Good morning moonstruck,
I'll save you a seat again tonight!
Tom Whitworth Level 5 Commenter 5 months ago
Pop,
Great awards to derserving "winners". I have to tell Marita Conchita Alsonso that I love her!!!!!!!!!!! Tell Spicoli to buzz off.