A Fairy Tale and a Breakfast Pop
57Forbidden Fruit
Good morning fellow breakfastpoppers. Today is Friday, July 31, in the year 2009. This a.m. we will be preparing Smoothie Breakfast Pops that are delicious and quite portable. We will be able to take our breakfast with us as we gather together in secret to discuss the latest news in the Kingdom of Dem.
For our Pops we will need 2 medium bananas, 12 ounces of low-fat plain, vanilla or strawberry yogurt, 1 (16) ounce package of slightly thawed frozen strawberries, 1/4 cup fat-free milk, 1 tablespoon lemon juice, 2 teaspoons confectioners' sugar and 4 or 5 ice cubes.
Place bananas and lemon juice in a blender and blend until smooth. Add all remaining ingredients and blend some more. Pour mixture into little paper drinking cups and place in the freezer for 15 minutes. After 15 minutes, place popsicle sticks upright and halfway into smoothie cups. Call up a local wizard and have him freeze the pops all the way through in a few seconds. Remove cups and enjoy! Take the pops with you and let's meet at a secret undisclosed location where we can speak freely. See you in a few.
Sir John of the Minority is chairing the meeting this morn. He has gathered us all together to reveal a top-secret chart prepared by those who are loyal to the King. The chart outlines the creation of at least 53 commissions, commissioners, programs, bureaucrats, and agencies that will stand between the people of the Kingdom and their doctors, if the Dems healthcare reform bill is enacted. The chart is truly mind-boggling. Who pray tell created such a maze? Could it be the village idiot? It sure looks like his work. Sir John tells us that we must unite as one and penetrate the castle walls and tell King Teleprompter that we will not sit idly by in our huts and let this happen to us.
Little Richard the Curious asked Sir John of the Minority why we haven't been hearing anything about healthcare reform in letters delivered to the people. Sir John explains that the Dems have voted to squash a resolution, proposed by none other than Sir John himself, that criticizes the Dems for not allowing those who are not Dems to send the people information that questions healthcare reform. The Kingdom coffers will not pay the cost of mail being sent out that is critical of the King and his followers. Blasphemy, we cry!
We, the people, are appalled. How can they get away with this? Sir John explains that the Dems are now running the show and are turning a blind eye and a deaf ear to the needs of the people. They intend to squish, beneath their boots, anyone who stands in their way.
We come up with a plan to make sure word of what is transpiring in the castle gets to the people. Sir John will write up the truth of what is happening and a trusted aide will carry it to the people. We will read what Sir John has written and pass it to our neighbors. Periodically we will meet, just like tonight, and discuss our next move in our effort to have our voices be heard.
We vow not to let King Teleprompter and Princess Pouty Pelosi ruin the quality of our healthcare. We vow to fight to the bitter end, united in our pursuit of freedom and transparency in the Kingdom.
Let's raise our breakfast pops in tribute to the long road ahead.
...POP...The people shall prevail!
We, the Druids of this fair land, have worked hard to get the services we want, one of which is a choice for healthcare. The King is misleading the people, as he continues to state that if you are happy with your healthcare, you can keep your plan. What he is not telling you is that you can keep your plan, but for only 5 years, after which you must use his plan. My, my, he does have a silver tongue!
We, in the kingdom of Dem, need to inform King Teleprompter and Princess Pouty Pelosi that we are a democratic nation, and not a socialist republic. Of course, we probably are a socialist republic and don't know it, - with all the Czars we now have roaming around the kingdom.
Dear tax larry,
Are you too tired to put the last letter in some of your words today. Knock off work early and head for a quiet bar. I saw the Biden tape and the man is certifiable!
Dear Pino Krisio,
I have heard that the Druids in the Kingdom are a hard-working lot. Your reputation precedes you. You are quite right. The Dems in the Kingdom speak with forked tongue when they tell us we will be able to keep our insurance. The proof is in the bill that they refuse to read and are reluctant to show to us.
Please come to the next secret meeting in the Kingdom and introduce yourself.
POP - OK, I'll come to the next meeting, under these conditions:
1. It is at a Pub
2. King Teleprompter is not there, sharing an ale with anyone. - Watch out! he may be in disguise.
Dear Pino Krisio,
I'm delighted you are going to come to the next meeting. I can guarantee it will be a pub, because it always is. I can also guarantee that King Teleprompter won' t be there because we keep the location of our meetings a secret. We will be in touch to let you know when and where. Keep up the good fight!
taxlarry 2 years ago
The King's healt care plan is not very good. I wonder if it covers sorcerers? However, it will creat jobs, although I don't know what the pay is for pallbearers. And, would that be covered? The problem with the royals is that they don't know a thing about health care. I really like the tape of Prince BrainNotEngaged Biden, when speaking to a group of people, asking someone to stand up. If a person is in a wheel chair, he might not be able to stand up, Prince. Obviously, the prince is not familiar with a wheel chair. INNKEEPER...........