A Fajita Scramble and a Fairy Tale

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By breakfastpop

Do As I Say!

Good morning beloved breakfastpoppers. Today is Friday, January 6 in the year of our kingdom 2012. It's time for a fairy tale and I am sorry to say it is a rather grim one. King Teleprompter has gone rogue and is now governing on his own. He has swept Congress into the moat along with our Constitution. We need to get up to speed on this development so let's prepare our morning meal and meet by the River of Tears that runs through the Forest of Broken Promises.

This morn we will be preparing Fajita Scrambles. You will need 1/4 cup chopped green pepper, 1/4 cup chopped red pepper, 1/4 cup onion, 8 eggs, 1/2 teaspoon fajita seasoning, 1/8 teaspoon hot sauce, 1/4 cup milk, 3/4 cup shredded Monterey Jack cheese, 4 tortillas, fresh chopped cilantro (don't put any on mine) and salsa.

Saute the vegetables in one teaspoon butter until soft.

Beat eggs, seasonings, hot sauce and milk and whisk until blended. Scramble eggs with vegetebles. Add 1/2 cup of the cheese and cook until melted.

Warm the tortillas in your hearth and place 1/4 of the scrambled mixture in each tortilla and roll up. Top with cheese and heat your fajitas in your hearth or your not yet invented microwave until the cheese melts. Sprinkle cilantro (none for me) and serve with salsa.

Wrap up your breakfast and head for the river. I will have plenty of Bloody Marys to go around and some indigestion potion too, if needed.

Thank you all for coming. I will not take up too much of your time. I fear that the King may discover our meeting place and throw us in the dungeon so I'll get right down to business. King Teleprompter has decided that he is going to go it alone. He no longer needs our elected representatives in order to govern. He no longer needs to discuss his sweeping legislation with anyone. He is King and the King needs no one. He has banished Congress to our kingdom's version of Siberia and in doing so he has banished us as well.

Under cover of darkness, King Teleprompter anointed Sir Richard Cordray to head the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau without the Senate's approval. Technically the Senate remained in pro forma session, so this move was even more "in your face" defiant. Sir Richard will wield an enormous amount of power with a very sharp sword. He will be accountable to no one. We, the taxpayers, will never know how much money the CFPB is spending because the Ill conceived and unread Dodd-Frank debacle allows the agency to draw its funds from the Federal Reserve's budget. What happens in the Federal Reserve stays in the Federal Reserve so Sir Richard will be operating without restraint or oversight.

This my friends is very, very bad news for our kingdom and for us. Our beloved democracy is teetering under the strong armed tactics of the King. When he announced that he was going to "go it alone" he meant it and there is more to come. Let's disband now, lest the kingdom police discover us and charge us with unlawful gathering and too free speech. We must work together to unseat the King come election day. Be strong, be safe, and be alert. Our kingdom is now a very dangerous place...POP...

Come out, come out

Wherever you are

How dare you anoint

Yet another czar!

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Tom Whitworth Level 5 Commenter 4 months ago

Pop,

Was it my imagination or was it the King prior to his coronation who said signing statements were unconstitutional? Did a doppelganger kidnap Barrack Obama and take his place? If not a doppelganger then this King is the biggest liar ever to reign!!!!

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moonstruck4ever Level 3 Commenter 4 months ago

Great hub! I am afraid we may be doomed after all. Kind of hard to fight the *king* isn't it?

I heard Rush L. yesterday saying (and I don't know where he gets his info but this is interesting)...that supposedly this appointment of the newest czar is just another step toward HARP 2.0, which, according to Rush, would have almost NO requirements and would force everyone's mortgage to be *refigured*.

He was saying that it would amount to around somewhere like $350 a month in lower mortgage payments. Supposedly the ONE requirement is to be 3 months current on payments.

Can you just imagine if this happens??????

Who in their right mind *wouldn't* like their mortgage lowered?

What will be the consequences of all this if it happens?

Suddenly the *collateral* that the banks hold is worth less?

All the current underwater houses are now floaters?

Think about it!

Can you say *buy the election*???

Well, I for one, am really sick to my stomach over all this!

I need about 17 bloody mary's!

taxlarry 4 months ago

Send the king to the gallows! And send his big-butted wife with him! Why isn't any member of congress speaking out on this appointment or trying to bring impeachment procedings. The guy ignores the Constitution. Amazing! No one cares! I am off to the inn. This is too much to take without some fortification. INNKEEPER..................

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breakfastpop Hub Author 4 months ago

Good morning Sir Tom,

The King is very self serving. He says whatever will get him want he wants. The "truth" is irrelevant. See you at the Inn.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 4 months ago

Good morning Lady moonstruck,

I have been hearing rumblings about this throughout the kingdom. One way or another the King will buy this election and install himself in the castle for another 4 years. He is also going to give poor kids jobs this summer, another "feel good" moment for his base at taxpayer's expense. See you at the Inn. I'll be there early because it soon may be the only safe place left in this kingdom.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 4 months ago

Good morning Sir Taxlarry,

It is my understanding that absolutely nothing can be done to reverse this. The King is out of control so we can expect more of this kind of thing coming at us all the time. Our government is falling apart and the King is joyful. See you at the Inn.

Pino Krisio 4 months ago

POP: Government for $500:

Answer: The Senate and All of Congress

Question: Who is doing nothing as Obama makes his own appointments?

We may have an out here. Sir Richard Cordray is attempting to go after the non-banks (Student loan companies and mortgage companies) and audit them the same as banks. Our non-banks are at the ready, because if he does, they will puck back, stating that his appointment is invalid and he has no authority over them.

This will certainly be interesting.

In the meantime, while our Senate is tanning themselves somewhere, Obama will be making three more appointments - to the National Labor Relations Board - of course, three appointments that he could not get through the Senate. Even if I was a Democrat Senator, I would not stand for this! The King is certainly out of control!

I need to get to the Inn - Save me a seat....

Pino Krisio 4 months ago

POP: Another Type-o - puck should be push

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Lynn S. Murphy Level 6 Commenter 4 months ago

His audacity really knows no bounds. And really all he has to do is say he's gonna lower mortgages to get elected, its not like he has to actually make it happen. He's put other "scams" into place that tie people up for months if not years jumping through hoops trying to get relief from circumstances he and his partners in crime have caused.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 4 months ago

Good morning Fair Lady Pino,

The NLRB appointments are a big thank you to his union buddies. He is running this government like it is Chicago and so far he has gotten away with it all. By the way, I like "puck" better! See you at the Inn.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 4 months ago

Good morning Lady Lynn,

It's all smoke and mirrors to insure that he stays in the castle for 4 more years. Forget about truth, integrity, the Constitution and the people. This is all about him and his power trip. Now his behavior is really getting ugly and dangerous. Head for the Inn. It may be the only safe place on earth.

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Pamela99 Level 7 Commenter 4 months ago

He ought to be impeached! He does all this and cuts deeply into our military where some cuts might be advisable but he isn't willing to cut any entitlement programs and as this article states he's creating new ones! This president's agenda is not for the US that we have known in the past. Outstanding hub!

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WillStarr Level 8 Commenter 4 months ago

This is the 'change' he promised. This is "fundamentally transforming America".

This is the result of electing a man with Marxist parents, a Marxist upbringing, Marxist college professors, and a Marxist preacher in a Marxist based Black Liberation Theology "church".

So why are we surprised?

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moonstruck4ever Level 3 Commenter 4 months ago

I am not surprised. But I am one person. I am frustrated that's for sure!!!!

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TheManWithNoPants Level 7 Commenter 4 months ago

Little Sister With Giant Brain,

Breakfast was excellent by the way! I'm going to keep it short too. I got a plan for bouncing his arrogant ass out. It goes like this; Quit worrying about who wins the nomination. Between now and November find two people who NEVER vote, and take em to the voting booth with you to vote against Obama. I don't care who wins the nomination as long as Obama gets fired. If everyone who feels strongly against another four years with this creep does this, we'll go way past the 65 million it could take to win.

Not very short huh? Good stuff sis!

jim

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breakfastpop Hub Author 4 months ago

Good afternoon Princess Pamela,

This is Chicago style politics at its worst. He has given new meaning to the phrase ruling by fiat. As for entitlement programs he has significantly increased spending on the poor. I just heard that we are already losing a good many doctors who can't meet their expenses because of Medicare payments. What a mess. See you at the Inn. I'll save you a seat.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 4 months ago

Good afternoon Sir Will,

I, for one, am not surprised. If it looks like a marxist, talks like a Marxist and acts like a Marxist, it's a Marxist. A roommate of Obama's in college, who was a Marxist himself, said that Obama was a radical Marxist. Have you heard him denounce his early radical roots? I think not. See you at the Inn.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 4 months ago

Good afternoon Lady moonstruck,

Head for the Inn. Your Bloody Marys await your arrival.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 4 months ago

Good afternoon Big Bro With Interesting Solutions,

Sounds like a plan. Now all I have to do is find 2 people who never vote. I may have to ask a Dem where to look! See you at the Inn.

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Patty Inglish, MS Level 7 Commenter 4 months ago

Sir Richard Cordray is from my state, the Fifedom of Vortex. You no doubt see my wish to move off planet.

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The Frog Prince Level 7 Commenter 4 months ago

BPOP - Wiser words haven't been written lately. Obama is now totally out of control with his arrogance in full display. The last week has brought just how dangerous this person is capable of being fore square into my mind.

Looking back at history and the rise of more than one despot and dictator needs close examination. My question, at this point in time, is just how much this ideologue who has no respect for the US Constitution is going to be allowed to run a muck in order to ram his ideology down the throat of a nation who doesn't want much to do with the way that idiot sees. it. It is now apparent to me that Obama really does not like the United States of America and our way of life.

After all, he was the one in the beginning who stated that he was going to "fundamentally transform" our nation without ever being clear as to "what." There is now a lot of clarity and transparency regarding what he means. An all powerful federal circus isn't what I want in my life, now or in the future.

The Frog

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breakfastpop Hub Author 4 months ago

Dear Lady Patty,

Don't move, we need you in the kingdom if we are to save our beloved nation! See you at the Inn.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 4 months ago

Dear Frog Prince,

This latest move isn't Constitutional. Congress was not in recess when he made these appointments, therefore they should be null and void. I have never seen such brazen disregard for our nation, our laws and our people as demonstrated by this president. See you at the Inn, Frog Prince. It may be the only safe place left in the kingdom.

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The Frog Prince Level 7 Commenter 4 months ago

BPOP - I'm sending you an email in a few you may want to check it out. Things are probably about to really heat up here as we go along.

The Frog

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CloudExplorer Level 8 Commenter 4 months ago

I have no fear of kings, queens, witches or warlocks. To me it all spells a great deal of myth, tale, and legends.

I think your hub is heading towards the children's book direction and is clearly top notch when it comes to creativity.

Voted up for sure on may levels too, and I also think you may have opened pandora's box here on hubpages possibly. LOL

Awesome job with the wording, this is why I love hubpages so much.

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noturningback Level 4 Commenter 4 months ago

I was not present at the coronation nor would I have wanted to be. Myself being a commoner and all I only hope I mght be able to still retain a firearm and be able to hunt in the wood lest the sheriff be after my tale on Hubpages.

With all seriousness and with humor as well you have managed to inform us. I will again vote for Sir Ron, I would like to see an independantfor a real change.

Thanks for breakfast!

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drbj Level 8 Commenter 4 months ago

Why, oh, why, don't at least the Repubs in Congress challenge Obama on his non-Presidential actions and independent of them, actions? Are they even wimpier than they appear? Those are the questions that keep me up at night, bp.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 4 months ago

Okay, Frog Prince...

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breakfastpop Hub Author 4 months ago

Dear CloudExplorer,

Thank you so much for coming to the breakfast table and enjoying the tale. It is a pleasure to have you in the kingdom.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 4 months ago

Good morning commoner noturningback,

What a pleasure to see you at the breakfast table. I will vote for anyone who can beat Obama.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 4 months ago

Good morning drbj,

This latest outrage can be challenged and should be, but most feel it is a done deal. Congress has allowed Obama to marginalize them.

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Springboard Level 5 Commenter 4 months ago

This is just one more example of why I hope to hell that America is waking up. I think they are, but the question will be, are ENOUGH of them waking up? If not, then I honestly don't know where we go from here.

Great points as always.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 4 months ago

Good Morning Springboard,

This latest outrage should not go unchallenged. He has trampled the Constitution.

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