An Axis Kiss and the PIP-POP-PLOP Awards
63Strike Up The Band!
Good morning breakfastpoppers. Today is Tuesday, December 13, 2011. This morning we will be attending the 59th presentation of the PIP-POP Awards. This day is special because we have a PLOP Award to hand out. Let's prepare our much adored liquid breakfast. This morning we will be preparing an Axis Kiss. You will need a dash of amaretto almond liqueur, a dash of creme de cassis and chilled champagne. Pour the amaretto and creme de cassis into a Champagne flute. Gently top with Champagne. If you want to sweeten the drink add a bit more amaretto and creme de cassis. Put on your top hat, boa and dancing shoes and I'll meet you all at the theater. See you in a bit.
Welcome one and all. Let's jump right into the the ceremony and invite Mr. Alec Baldwin to the stage. You sir, have the distinction of making a big pain out of yourself on a recent American Airlines flight. When asked to turn off your electronic device you started a big ruckus to the utter dismay of the other passengers who were forced to return to the terminal to remove you from the plane. You are now the recipient of the 2nd PLOP Award ever presented. Next time you fly take it with you as a reminder of your past accomplishments.
Our second "winner" of the morning is a POP recipient. Please give a big round of applause to CNN anchor Don Lemore. We all got a big chuckle over your recent attack on the GOP. You were disgusted with them for claiming the media was bias. I only have one question for you, Mr. Lemore. Where have you been all these years? People in Ghana know that the media is bias. My dog knows the media is bias! I have an aloe plant that knows it too!
Let's change it up right now and welcome New Jersey Governor Christie to the stage to receive his PIP. We so enjoyed your interaction with a guy who attended one of your town halls and asked you if planted questions were a part of your meetings. Your answer was terrific and it was delivered in perfect "Christie " style. I quote, "If I plant questions, why the hell would I call on you!"
Our fourth recipient of the morning is Rep. Allan West (R-Fla). Please come up to the stage to receive your PIP Award. We want you to know how much we appreciate your honesty, courage and intelligence. You told President Obama that America is about equal opportunity, not his liberal, progressive mantra of equal achievement. The president didn't hear you but we did and we thank you.
The morning has sped by and it is time to present the last award to Tommeso, the cat, who had the good fortune to inherit $13 million dollars from his 94 year old owner. Will someone escort Tommeso to the stage to receive his PIP? You, my little, friend are proof that you can be a stray cat one day and a fat cat the other. It's a beautiful life.
Well, that's it. The awards have been distributed and it is time to raise our Axis Kisses on high and toast the "winners". I thank you all for attending and I look forward to seeing you again next week. PIP-PIP HOORAY...POP GOES THE WEASELS...
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Great awards, as usual. Alec Baldwin, to use a George Steinbrenner quote, is a fat toad. Obnoxious is a good word to describe him. Christie tells it like it is. It is too bad Alan West is not my congressman. as for the cat, the woman who left the cat all that money deserves a POP but what would she do with it? Let's discuss the winners at the bar. See ya there. BARTENDER..........
Good morning Tom,
Wow, I would look into the possibility that Salem is related to Tommeso. As his owner you get to look after his interests! See you at the Inn.
Good morning taxlarry,
Tommeso can't directly inherit the money so he has a human to look after it! As for Allen West, I wish he were running in 2012! See you at the Inn.
Morning breakfastpop, the Axis Kiss was delicious. I wished American Airlines had given Baldwin the kiss-off and like Hubpages banned someone for being such a jerk. Too bad he was only thrown off. Gotta go, say hi to everyone at the inn.
Good morning Flightkeeper,
It is wonderful to see you at the awards. You just may get your wish. There is talk about banning him from flying American. See you at the Inn, I hope. I'll save you a seat.
Pop, great awards Gov Christie is worth the price of admission, Baldwin not so much, I'm off to the Inn to harass taxlarry, see you there, 50
Great picks and read! Gov Christie - always love to hear from him, and then there's Corzine still tapdancing around. Baldwin, they should've dumped on the tarmac.
Good morning 50,
I love Christie too and I think a little harassment could be good for taxlarry. See you at the Inn.
Good morning Lynn,
I agree, Christie is the real deal, Baldwin is an ego maniac and Corzine has amnesia. See you at the Inn.
Enjoyed your awards.
Baldwin never liked the guy but when I heard him sceaming at his daughter I really disliked him. My husband said last night, "How come that guy keeps getting so many jobs when there are better people out there."
POP: Why doesn't Baldwin fly private jets? Then (not than) he can do whatever he wants! It appears that Rep West is the only one standing up to Obama; as for Gov. Christie he is my favorite- he says it like it is, and I love him for it.
I'm off to the bar - save me a seat.....
Hey Pop Alec Baldwin was being Alec Baldwin; remember his tirade against his daughter or his rant on one of the late night shows during the Clinton Lewinski scandal where he suggested "If we were living in another country, what we, all of us together, would go down to Washington and stone Henry Hyde to death, stone him to death, stone him to death!" said Baldwin. "Then we would go to their house and we'd kill the family, kill the children." So his latest escapade pales in comparison to some of his past antics; he is truly a despicable person.
Don Lemore has been where all of his main stream media pals have been for the past 4 years at least; attending the Cranial Rectal Inversion Academy! As for a chuckle, when it comes to Lemore or his colleagues I get a pain in the same area they have chosen to insert their heads!
When it comes to New Jersey Governor Christie, there’s none better than he when it comes to putting Democratic Weasels in their place! That goes double for Rep. Allan West (R-Fla). He doesn’t fit the Democratic Party mold for a black man; that’s why they are terrified of him!
In closing I would like to recommend my latest detractor Creed2 for the Cranial Rectal Inversion Award; rarely have I heard such drivel from an ardent Democratic Kool Aid Drinker than I’ve read from him as he opines on my latest blog; A Lesson for a Lib!
LSWGB,
I enjoyed the ceramony little sister, and the Kiss was delicious. May I have another? Listen, the entertainment industry by in large sucks up to the the liberal agenda of course. I'd like to nominate someone for the next award. I'm nominating Mr. David Letterman. I'm sick of his constant attack on our candidates and doing it under the guise of entertainment. I used to think he was very funny, but I won't watch his show any longer. (got some more chanels ya know) Any way, he's a real dick, and I'd like to see his skinny ass, skuse me .. butt, up there getting an award!
jim
Good morning moonlake,
Thanks so much for coming to the awards. Baldwin keeps getting jobs because we live in a world that rewards bad behavior. Look at all the serial killers who have huge fan clubs. There is no accounting for bad taste and bad behavior. See you at the Inn later. I'll save you a seat.
Good morning Pino,
I guess Baldwin is cutting back! I suppose then (not than) we can all take a lesson from him. Then(not than) again let's not. See you at the Inn.
Good morning Patriot,
You always make me laugh which is a very good thing. Otherwise I would be walking around wringing my hands. If I could vote your comment up, I would. See you at the Inn.
Good morning Big Bro,
Of course, Letterman will get an award. Will you present? You might have to don a tux and as you know they have pants! Tell me later at the Inn.
What a great hub! voted up! keep them coming!
Okay, I'll tell you now. I'm digging these kisses and may be sluring a bit at the Inn. I'd be honored to present. Pants? That may be difficult. I've been doint this for so long they make me itch. However, I have a very cool gray pin stripped tux with a black shirt, dark gray vest with black speedos. (which are very comfortable by the way) I won't be wearing any shoes, but I keep those toes scrubbed up real good. The legs are tanned out real well, so folks can pretend I'm wearing pants!
jim
Dear American Romance,
Thanks so much! See you at the Inn and I'm buying.
Dear American Romance,
Thanks so much! See you at the Inn and I'm buying.
Dear American Romance,
Thanks so much! See you at the Inn and I'm buying.
Dear Big Bro,
I'll tell you what. Come as you are. That's the way I like it. Your kisses will be waiting.
BPOP - I see you are in fine form this morning. All well deserved awards and kudos to you.
The Frog
I dunno, bp, you are buying at the Inn three times as much for American Romance as the rest of us. Is there something going on there we don't know about?
Great hub and 3 cheers for Allen West and 3 razzberries for Alec Baldwin.
Another perfect award ceremony. Sorry I am so late and had to watch it as a rerun. Awesome choices.
Good morning Frog,
You are a Prince! See you later at the Inn.
Dear drbj,
It's Bush's fault! I'll buy you dinner and drinks three nights in a row!!
pop,
Every person has a quirk in their personality; some of which do no harm to others, while the least desirable quirk can alarm those around them with fear or flight.
Ronnie
Dear Ronnie,
There are quirks and then there are characteristics that are downright awful. We need more PIPs! See you at the Inn.
The Christie one marks my favorite. I love this guy's candidness. He tells it like it is, and he takes no prisoners. To me that makes him very interesting, and someone to continue to watch in the future. Granted, his ubercandidness COULD be trouble down the road—sometimes guys like this occassionally, accidentally insert their foot into their mouth—BUT I still find it awfully refreshing when nowadays so many people, including on our side of the fence, have gravitated so heavily to political correctness to a sickening point.
pop,
My quirk is for the common good for 'everyone' despite differences, be it the good, the bad, or the ugly. All of which learned how to survive in their awakening of maturity. I don't choose enemies, they choose me. Your choise of your position in life, does not necessarily negate feelings of you. By the way, one of my favorite politicians was Senator William Proxmire, the creater of The Golden Fleece Award, a Democrat, despite his fathers approval.
Ronnie
Dear Springboard,
I agree! Christie is refreshing, real and upfront. That is exactly what I am looking for in a leader. I wish he decided to enter the race, I really do.
Dear Ronnie,
We live, so far, in a free nation where we can feel the way we choose about politics and everything else. That is exactly what I want to preserve.
pop,
Obviously, I made a mistake, the last line should read by his father disapproval. A free thinker!
Ronnie
Dear Ronnie,
Noted!
Well, let's hope Christie marks for us the possibility of having a republican in White House for the next 12 years. Who knows who the nominee will be for VP? But if Christie keeps himself on the right path, he could run in 2024. It's a long time to wait, but...hey. I can be patient.
Dear Springboard,
I would be one happy camper if he jumped in right now!
Tom Whitworth Level 5 Commenter 5 months ago
Pop,
Once again kudos for a great ceremony and deserving recipients. I wish Baldwin had moved to France when Dubya was elected as he threatened. I am very interested in Tommeso since he is a ringer for my cat Salem. He must be a long lost brother who undoubtedly would want to share his good fortune!!!!!!!!