Bacon Crunch Bars and the Observer
60It's Madness
Good morning breakfastpoppers. Today is Thursday, April 1, 2010. If you think democracy is safe under President Obama's watch then you've been fooled into believing so. Our friend Scotty, The Observer, kept me up last night explaining his theory about President Obama's state of mind. I have to admit, his theory is fascinating and he would like to share it with all of you this morning.
Scotty has asked me to prepare Bacon Crunch Bars for breakfast. Why don't you join me in the preparation and come over to my place, which I have come to realize is Scotty's place as well. He just ordered bedroom furniture for himself, so I guess he is here for the duration! Let's start cooking. You will need 1 cup of light corn syrup (I know, it's poison), 1 cup sugar (this is poison, too) 3/4 cup reduced fat peanut butter (now, that is ridiculous), 4 cups Grape-Nut cereal (it's healthy) and 3 ounces of bacon cut into small pieces. Mix corn syrup, sugar and peanut butter in a large microwavable bowl (Scotty likes to turn it on). Microwave on high for 2 minutes or just until it boils or almost explodes. Mix cereal and bacon together and add to mixture. Toss to coat well. Press firmly into foil lined pan that you have sprayed with no stick spray. Allow to cool, remove from pan, remove foil, cut into bars and call your dentist immediately! Bring the bars to my place.
Hello, my dear breakfastpopper friends. Thanks so much for coming over. I don't know if I ever mentioned that I have a degree in sociology and psychology. I find having this background very helpful in my observations. I have been studying your President and I must say that he has exhibited many of the same characteristics common in the behavior of children, criminals and the criminally insane. Let me explain. When children are confronted by their parents and asked, for example, why they didn't do their chores, they often resort to elaborate lies to explain their behavior. Perhaps they might say they didn't make their bed because a giant elephant entered their room and took them for a ride around the neighborhood and then out to lunch. Criminals do the same exact thing when questioned about their behavior. Why did you rob the bank, sir? They might counter the question with a denial and an explanation. I didn't rob the bank, I was merely making a withdrawal and the bank teller mistook my umbrella for a semi-automatic weapon. The criminally insane do the same thing when asked why they set an entire town on fire. The explanation might be that they did no such thing and that anyone who says they did is a liar, in fact everyone in the universe lies, everyone, of course, except them.
I have observed that your President behaves in exactly this manner. He attempts to confuse the public, by exhausting them. The public throws up their hands in surrender because they just can't listen to another speech or another bogus explanation. For example, when concerned citizens speak aloud about the slippery socialist slope we are on, your President says, nonsense. I am trying to help all of you. I will give you great health care, great schools, strong car companies, fairer banks, loads of jobs and clean abundant energy. He believes all of this to his very core, therefore he is not lying. In his mind, you are just too stupid and backward to understand and appreciate his intentions. When a child tell his teacher that the dog ate his homework, he really isn't lying because if he had a dog it could eat a homework assignment, right? When the President explains that he doesn't plan on choosing a church to worship in because he and Michelle believe their presence would be too disruptive, he believes it. Never mind that his beloved Rev. Wright would give him a "slap upside the face" for praying anywhere else than the Church of Goddamn America! Your President believes what he is saying because he is smarter, more upstanding, more worldly than any of you can ever hope to be.
In conclusion, my friends, I suggest that in the immediate future you learn to deal with the President as though you were dealing with a lying child. Listen to what he is saying and then dig deeper to hear what he is really saying. Once you get to the truth, act upon it and let your voices be heard loud and clear. Do not allow your President to silence you. Do not allow him to take over your country. I am warning you, his dream will become your nightmare. Be alert and be careful, it's dangerous out there...POP...
Pop and Scotty,
Scotty you have nailed Obama. I myself pointed out his OCD tendencies in a hub I did. OCD Obama it's healthcare, healthcare, healthcare, it;s driving me mad!!!!!!!!!!!
Pop congratulations on a great interview, McGovern?????????????
Ohh pop, well done!!
I love the way you write.
It makes me happy when I read what you write.
I almost always fall off my chair and I always enjoy the breakfasts :-)
Thank you!!
I say we not only "deal" with him as if he's a lying child, but let's also "treat" him as if he's that child and give him a spanking and a nice loooooong time out!
Bacon crunch bars sound awesome! Just read your HP interview in the weekly e-newsletter - great interview, Pop!
Good morning Simey,
Your "strange mood" has me in stitches. Maybe Obama and Woods are the same person?
Good morning Tom,
Perhaps he would get off this socialist kick if he took some Lexapro! As far as McGovern was concerned, it was a I hate Nixon thing. As for the interview, thanks!
Good morning msorrenson,
Thanks so much, but please hang on to that chair. I don't want you to hurt yourself laughing!
We knew he was lying in 2008. Why did so many not realize that? So, in November 2008 he got a license to lie for four years (hopefully, only four). It is interesting about him not joining a church. I don't think any president joined a church in Washington, but I do recall many presidents attending church on holidays when they were in DC. I don't recall Obumma attending church in DC. This is a guy that didn't miss many days in churchwith Rev Wright. Interesting. Well, I don't blame Obumma for not going to church. How many muslims do you know who go to church? I'm bringing pretzels. BARTENDER........
POP and Scotty...This is really funny...really! I have worked with the insane and criminally insane...I was listening to the President on monday talking to Matt Lauer on the Today show and I marveled at how much he waffled on and never answered Matt's questions directly...I got fed up and stopped listening...
Loved your interview in the newsletter!...Tammy
Good morning lily,
Don't you know you are not allowed to spank an egotist. Thanks so much for the congrats. Would you believe I haven't read it yet!
Great Hub POP and Interview I might add. It's all part of the philosophy that if you repeat the lie often enough folks will come to believe it. Worked for Hitler, Mao, and Lenin (I leave out Stalin because he didn't care if you believed or not he'd send you to prison or shoot you for no other reason than because he could). What we need to do is hunker down and steel our hearts, minds, and ears, and keep working for real change and when we do folks will believe it!! Hooah!!, I'll be late at the Inn gotta go on a mission today! Save me a Seat and a JC and Beer!!
Good morning taxlarry,
The reason he got elected is because he lulled the electorate into a state of semi consciousness. They sleep walked to the polls! See you later, I love pretzels.
Good morning Tammy,
Glad you enjoyed Scotty's analysis. I imagine you can see the great similarity between Obama's behavior and some of your patients. I am so happy you enjoyed the interview. I haven't read it yet!
POP: And Scotty, of course. It's easy to read our president now. All we have to do is listen to him, and know he will do the opposite.
Tom, I am sick of healthcare as well. Obama is still campaigning for a bill that he got passed. What is this all about? There's got to be more up his sleeve on this issue, if he is stll obsessed by it. Maybe he knows that in November, things will change - and he will have to deal with the fact that this will will be repealed or defunded.
I cannot wait to see him then.
Im glad to hear that Scotty ordered a bedroom set. It means he will be around for a long time.
I'm off to the bar I'd like to sit next to Scotty; I'm interested in his taste in design - Save me a seat...
Good morning Hmr,
I see you understand Scotty's train of thought quite well. Your advice is wise, as usual. We must remain strong and stay the course. Good luck on your mission and I'll wait for you at the bar. Glad you enjoyed the interview.
Good morning Pino,
Obama is like a needle stuck in a groove. He needs someone like Rahm to kick him and then he can move on to destroy another segment of society. Scotty's set is actually quite nice. He'll tell you all about it later at the bar.
Good morning Pop....Loved the Obama-child comparison. He is a brat that needs a serious, long "time out". :)
Morning POP, I don't know why Scotty would say such horrible things about our president because they are just not true....APRIL FOOLS, every word Scotty utters is a perfect description of this troubled, confussed, egotistical maniac. I'm headed to the bar....maybe if I stick pretzels in my nose I'll fit in with the crazies.
POP:
I just read your interview! It was great!
POP, read your interview early this morning, I have a puppy that thinks she is Obama, she starts whimpering and yapping in Muslim and fires into full terrorist mode at 3am. Good interview, now your famous! Think we can get the bummer to read a series of your hubs now? Maybe take his teleprompter and read a few on the telly?
I'll see you all at the bar with some of the whiskey out of the cask I knocked the bung out of yesterday good color and floats about 150 proof. It tastes fine if your an "on the rocks" drinker, I was buzzed good at bed time. So we should catch some interesting talk after a few mixed or straight up.
Pop
First off Patriot-Poligies for my absence for the last week. Somehow my computer became infected with all sorts of viruses and shut down. $300 and a week later I got it back from the Geek Squad.
Anyway; great hub as usual.See if Scotty can use his powers to find out if Obama's new 16,000 federal agents attacked my computer in order to shut down one voice of dissent!
WOW!! I can't believe I get to interact with a bona fide Hubpages CELEBRITY!! Really enjoyed your interview and I am so proud to count you as a friend.
As for this hub, LOVED it, like always. I have just about reached the point that I want to cover my eyes and ears and hide under my bed until November of 2012. As you get older, time does seem to pass more quickly, but this last fifteen months has seemed CENTURIES long and I don't know HOW I will be able to endure 2 and a half more years of this America hater pretending to lead my nation while actually working hard to destroy it!
Morning Pop...
I'm reading about Cameron, the Brit that wants to emulate Obama by organizing the entire British Empire into a collection of community activists with 16 year old's serving a mandatory 2 year indoctrination in " community cooperation "...A Saul Alinsky model...and Cameron is a Tory running for Prime Minister..!! Conservatism is dead in England...
Excellent interview on HubPages...Thank you, Larry
Pop,, Is Scotty crazy, or is this place the best option in this universe..
Our pantywaist President has a child mentality after all he thinks it is funny when he makes these remarks..
"So after I signed the bill I looked around to see if there were any asteroids falling. Some cracks opening up in the Earth! Turned out it was a nice day!"
Pelosi said we would not know what was in this bill until after it passed, the Idiot in chief signs it without any idea what is in it, someday in the future it will all come to light, let's see what silly remarks he has to say then..
Hopefully by then we won't be forced to 24/7 Obama teleprompter tv when that happens..
Good morning Tom,
Either he needs a time-out or some time in a cell where he can ponder why he's trying to ruin our country.
Good morning jiberish,
So far the only fools I can see are the ones who voted for Obama. I'll see you at the bar. Eat the pretzels, no crazies allowed at the breakfastpopper bar!
Dear Pino,
Thank you. I still haven't read it!
Good morning 50 caliber,
When your puppy grows up she won't be a Democrat and she'll think Obama is a fire hydrant. See you later, I am going to try that whiskey. It will be a first for me. Bring the Democrat!
Good morning Patriot,
Glad to have you at the breakfast table. You were missed. Scotty confirmed your suspicions. Your computer was infected by a secret WH squad that wants to silence all opposition. Welcome to Obamaland! Meet us at the bar later and make sure you aren't being followed!
Good morning maven,
I think the entire world is on steroids. Let's find an island and start over. See you later at the bar. 50 caliber is bringing some strong homemade whiskey! I'm glad you liked the interview.
Good morning Sheri,
So glad you liked the interview. I am the one who has the honor of counting you as a friend. As far as Obama is concerned, I can't even contemplate the damage he can do in one term.
Good morning greatAmerican,
Scotty finds this planet quite fascinating. He is studying how a complete fraud gets elected, leads a nation to ruin and possibly gets re-elected. Here's here to help us see the error of our ways.
hehe, what will do to liars breakfastpop, punish them like a child no smoking cigars, and put them in the corner-- avoid all privileges -- impeach?? I like your bacon crunch bars! Thank you again, Maita
I look forward to reading your hub every day, and then reading the comments. That's the good thing about coming late to breakfast! Today, I have only one disagreement. I don't think Obama believes his lies. He knows he's lying.
Most days, I stop by and silently applaud a superbly written hub. Today, I have to post a comment to tell you I loved the interview - you could have knocked me down with a feather :D Here's to many more breakfasts and the pop awards!
POP-Loved the humor.
Now for a more serious note. Take a look at Obama's hold on power. Does it seem that he intends on leaving this behind? Doubt it. The November elections may give the opposing party a majority in the House, but it won't be close to enough to repeal this monstrosity. Any such bill that made it through Congress would be vetoed by Obama; the 2/3 majority needed to overturn such will NOT be available. Best chance for some relief is the Supreme Court.
I heard one talking head comment that, "Obama is sprinting towards January", because he knows that after January the majority he needs in Congress to pass this kind of horsepucky will be gone. By that time he'll need to have the infrastructure via government agencies in place to keep his agenda moving forward.
In short (LOL) Obama is forward thinking. He knew what the results would be after he crammed Hellcare down our throats. He has plans in place (don't know details) of what to do after January. This man is a megalmaniac. He is cunning. He's not likely to stop at ANYTHING to ram through his agenda. His election was a bellweather event, an event that IMO we cannot turn back.
You left out the part about when 52% of the American people say we don't want health care, he plucks his fingers into his ears and starts shouting "I want it, I want it, I want it!"
Just like the little kid that does that little dance, I think Mr. Obama will get a swift smack on the butt—right outside the doors of the White House in 2012.
In the meantime, we'll take away his democratic toys in November. {evil grin}
Pop,
Please explain to Hxprof for fall goal is gaining enough of a majority for defunding prior to 2012 presidential elections then throw Obama out and then repeal.
I have felt this in Obama, it is like an arrogance that he is so much on a high level then the people....he reminds of someone that is hold in a great secret, yes we need to listen and read between the lines, this way we might just figure out this secret...thanks Pop for an outstanding hub, and breakfast...
Good afternoon Maita,
Honestly, I suppose we have to impeach the liars who are in office and not vote for the ones who are running. I am so happy you enjoyed the bars.
Good afternoon sheila,
If he believes his lies, he surely believes it is in the public interest that he distort the truth.
Dear Shalini,
Thank you so much. You have no idea how much I appreciate your support.
Good afternoon Hyprox,
Welcome back to breakfastpop. We missed you. I, too, am afraid that we are in a great deal of trouble if the Supreme Court does not declare this hideous bill unconstitutional. It is almost impossible to turn back the clock and Obama is counting on that.
Dearest Springboard,
From your mouth to God's ears. This guy is trouble, pure and simple.
Good afternoon Tom,
You just explained everything so eloquently, I can't add a thing. See you at the bar, my friend.
Dear Darlene,
Thanks so much for your support. You must know how much I value your opinion. Come to the bar tonight and we'll discuss the future. Taxlarry is bringing pretzels.
Awesome hub, as always!
I read the interview and loved it! It was great to learn more about you, but I was shocked about the McGovern campaign!
Dear habee,
Looking back I'm shocked about McGovern too, but Nixon was such a dirtbag. My in-laws thought I was a communist!
This was fantastic.......... and the personal touch............ it was great to get another small glimpse of the real you! I missed breakfast, but I've enjoyed dinner. Spring break found me getting in some time for nature and the things that really matter. Now it's back to reality!
Your observations are right on target as always........... see you in the morning!
Kaie
B'pop,
No not lexapro-Penthotal would be more appropriate in
this case,
Great interview,congrats.
Poppy...when you get it right, it is truly wonderful! You just released all my pent up emotions and convinced me that sane folks do still reside in America!
Amen to that Wayne!
Love the hub and tickled to death that there are some people out there that see thru the guy. We might just see a movement to sanity yet!
Good morning Kaie,
So glad you enjoyed the interview. Now, at least, people will stop calling me lad!
Good morning itakins,
You're right lexapro is like aspirin. This situation calls for real medication suitable for the criminally insane!
BPOP, Just back from vacation and playing catchup. Great hub and Scotty has given us real insight into this pathetic example of a president. Good hub.
Good morning Wayne,
Thanks for your support. Us "sane" folks had better stick together because the road ahead looks mighty rocky to me.
Dear logic, commonsense,
Welcome to breakfastpop and I love your name. Commonsense seems to be in short supply lately so it's comforting to know you're out there.
Good morning Pamela,
Welcome home. Hope you had a great vacation. You haven't missed much, the nation is still going down the drain!
Well done. Once again Scotty is at the top of his game. Thanks for the good commentary. Also, those bars sound delicious. Does UPS ship food? :>)
Good morning Ken,
I believe UPS does ship food. Scotty may be applying for citizenship! If you are from outer space are you considered an illegal alien?
Pop great hub and breakfast was delicious. You know in my criminology class they talked about frontal lobe damage in most criminals maybe that is whats wrong with him and Clinton. Clinton didn't even know what the definition of "Is" is. Anyway just a thought, congrats on your interview it was great.
First of all, congrats on the interview! A celebrity in our midst!
Second, this hub was hilarious and right on target. I was hoping we would get to duke it out with some libs in the comments, but your arguments were too well put together to refute.
Third, my AssShrinkers are all begging me to put Bacon Crunch Bars in the AssShrinkers diet. I've explained it was a joke. They're not getting it.
I TOTALLY dig your hubs.
One last thought.... Is Obama a Narcissist? Interesting read on this link.....
Good afternoon ladyjane,
Hmm.. frontal lobe damage might be the problem. If so, isn't it amazing how many people in Washington have this exact thing? Is it contagious?
Good afternoon Stan,
Maybe you could cook up a diet version of these bars which are soooo bad for you. There will be no shrinking asses once these bars are consumed. I will check out your link, but in my opinion, yes, Obama is a narcissist. His ego is so massive that he can't even fake being interested in anyone else's opinion. Just look at his body language. It's very telling.
Dear Stan,
Thanks for the link. My conclusion Yes, Yes, yes. he's a narcissist!
SimeyC Level 5 Commenter 2 years ago
I think there is a President training school - I cannot think of one President who hasn't acted like this - 'I did not have Sex with that woman', 'Read my Lips'.....need I say more....
...obviously both the Democrats and Republicans must make each presidential candidate take a test....
Something like:
Is your name Barack Obama? Answer: well that is a lie instigate by the Republicans to undermine my heritage.
If in power, will you follow the constitiution? Answer: well the consitution is actually a fictional document written by Stephen King, therefore I do not have to follow it.
Funnily enough, when Clinton was asked if he was Barack Obama, he denied ever having sex with Barack....of course he never denied having sex with Tiger Woods....
...can you tell that I'm in a strange mood today?