Bacon Mozzarella Eggs and the Observer

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By breakfastpop

Death of a Nation

Good morning breakfastpoppers. Scotty, the Observer, is pacing around my kitchen as I write this. He has just returned from a whirlwind tour of the country and he is not a happy camper. He has asked us to prepare some Bacon Mozzarella Eggs for him just the way his beloved mother does.

Let's make 4 servings because Scotty is famished. You will need 6 large eggs, 3 slices of cooked and crumbled bacon, 1/3 cup shredded mozzarella cheese, salt and pepper to taste and 1/3 cup warm marinara sauce.

Coat a large skillet with cooking spray and heat on medium. Scramble the eggs. When they are nearly done, add the bacon and scramble a little more. Season to taste, Scotty's taste buds, not yours!

Sprinkle the cheese over the top, cover and let the cheese melt. Now place a little sauce over the top. Wrap up the eggs and head for my place. Scotty will take your eggs and hand you a Bloody Mary. See you in a few.

Hello, my dear earthling friends. I have been from one side of your country to the other and I am forced to tell you that you are in big, big trouble. There is no sugar coating the situation. Your nation is dying a slow painful death and no one is making any effort to revive it. Your President Obama is doing less than anyone. He is busy running around the country on your dime raising money so that he can capture the White House for another four years and do nothing all over again. Never have a I seen a president with such an over inflated sense of importance and entitlement. He prances along bouncing on the balls of his feet eager to tell all his handpicked audiences what a bang up job he is doing.

People are actually donating large piles of cash to fund his bid for re-election. Honestly, I think you humans have lost your collective minds. Your government isn't functioning. Your Congress can't agree on spit, your fiscal woes are multiplying, your nation is divided, class warfare is alive and well, you have the very real potential for violence to erupt in the streets and no one seems to be paying attention.

Is there something in your drinking water? I think I may have to take it upon myself to check it out. Perhaps people are not as aware of the plight of your country because journalism is dead in America. I nearly choked yesterday when I heard Rep. Barney Frank being praised as a man "larger than life". The Democratic National Committee spokesman insisted that if it weren't for Frank the economy would have gone straight in the toilet. How is it this spokesperson is not aware that your economy is in the toilet?

One other observation. I am completely disgusted and baffled by the Democrats on Capitol Hill. They are so wedded to ideology and Obama that they would defend him even if he stood in the Rose Garden and announced plans to change your name from America to Overrated! The left wing biased media would applaud his honesty and thank him for his courage. The Democrats would insist that it was time for a change and the Occupiers would flock to the polls to put "their hero" back in the White House.

If you have even a prayer of saving your country you have to insist that the Republican party get their pathetic act together and get someone who can actually defeat Obama. This dance they are putting on is getting tiring. By the way, is there a woman alive on your planet who hasn't been paid off by Herman Cain? You have a regular circus going on and it is time to fold the tents and send the clowns home. I'm worried, I'm really worried. NA, NU, NA, NU... SCOTTY...NU, NA, NU, NA... POP...




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Hmrjmr1 Level 3 Commenter 5 months ago

POP - It is a pretty sad lot so far in the Repubs and the only dim little light I can see among them all is that they are not the current POTUS. The time to sort them out will soon be at hand and once it starts it might even get interesting. Speaking of interesting I'm heading for the inn and am saving seats, See ya there and bring your thirsty bone cause I'm buying today.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 5 months ago

Good morning Hmr,

I am tired of all the debates and ready for some substance. Obama simply can't get another 4 years. In the end, this campaign may end up being all about everyone's sex life! Actually, now that I think of it, it would be interesting. See you at the Inn.

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Tom Whitworth Level 5 Commenter 5 months ago

Pop and Scotty,

Thanks for your usual insightful observations. We need to tell President Obama that you are our official observer and he can quit observing and try some action.

I see where he was groveling to "fat cats" for campaign donations yesterday. Shame Barrack!!!!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 5 months ago

Good morning Tom,

Not only was he courting the 1% he was screwing things up for New Yorkers. He picked a fine time to come to the city. It was the Christmas Tree lighting at Rockefeller Center. What a guy! See you at the Inn, Tom.

taxlarry 5 months ago

Very good observations, Scottso. It is truly astonishing that the Repubs cannot find better people to run for the nomination. I am starting to think Newt could be the best man, but he has skeletons. I would like to know, however, is how did Scotty's mom find bacon on their planet? BACON!!!! See yo good folks at the bar. BARTENDER..............

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Wayne Brown Level 7 Commenter 5 months ago

It is sad to think that so, so many Americans can still be so blind to the truth. What a shame Barney Frank ever got elected...we might have avoided the financial meltdown altogether. I think we need to go down and join the Occupiers and learn how to sleep in tents early on. After all, that is about all we might have left if Obama has another term in office. The most dangerous man in America continues the saga...WB

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breakfastpop Hub Author 5 months ago

Good morning taxlarry,

This election will be all about sex! Since no one really knows a thing about Obama the focus on his sex life will be nil, much the same as his sex life, I suspect. For your info, they have everything on Scotty' planet except for Democrats! See you at the Inn.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 5 months ago

Good morning Wayne,

Better yet we should ask Scotty to consider taking us to his planet. I hear common sense rules supreme. It sounds terrific to me. See you at the Inn, which still remains a stronghold of those who want to save our nation. Hmr is buying.

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habee Level 7 Commenter 5 months ago

I agree - the R's need to get their act together! And in response to Wayne's comment, I'm so glad Barney is leaving. It amazes me that he was able to stay for so long.

Voted you up, my friend!

Pino Krisio 5 months ago

POP: My all-time favorite fast talking Dem -Bob Beckel stated that Barney Frank was the best congressional leader we had. that was the end of The Five for me. Obama does have something, if he can publically insult the 1%, want to increase taxes for them, and then get campaign contributions from them. What's wrong with this picture?

Regarding the Republicans, they need serious help. I don't want to see Romney get the nomination, because I don't think he can stand up to Obama, dish it out, and win the election. Whomever get the nomination, all Republicans will have to rally to vote for them, and convince the independents that Republican is the way to go. I'd like to see Obama lose by a large margin to give him a slap in the face.

Anyway, I'm off to the bar. Hmr is saving a seat for me... Lucky Me.......

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breakfastpop Hub Author 5 months ago

Good morning habee,

It's lovely to see you at the breakfast table. I too am breathing a sigh of relief. If only Barney wasn't in Congress long enough to do all the damage he did. See you at the Inn. We need to catch up!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 5 months ago

Good morning Pino,

I have to say that I get sick when I hear Beckel speak. He is an idiot who will defend anything or anyone from his left leaning liberal base. I find that inexcusable. Personally, I see Romney as a Dem in Rep clothing, but I would vote for Magilla Gorilla to get rid of Obama. See you at the Inn. I won't disturb you and Hmr!!!

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prasetio30 Level 8 Commenter 5 months ago

Wow..it looks so delicious. I always love your recipes. Again...you come up with simple recipe but delicious. Thanks for share with us. Rated up and useful!

Prasetio

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American Romance Level 7 Commenter 5 months ago

Were all worried, time for another American Revolution, but all in the voting booth!

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50 Caliber Level 7 Commenter 5 months ago

Pop, time to wet the tree of liberty or give in to loss, I'm gone to the Inn and drink Hammers credit card max, 50

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WillStarr Level 8 Commenter 5 months ago

And here I thought I was the only one who noticed Obama's arrogant, be-bopping, 'hey!-look at me', strut!

I originally disagreed with Rush Limbaugh's declaration that Barack Obama was out to destroy America as we know it, but, after almost three years of watching him carrying out Jeremiah Wright's hate wishes, I have to admit that Rush was right.

Everything Obama has done has been bad for the economy and America, from Obamacare to the failed 'green' stimulus, to the blocked drilling, to the failed Chevy Volt, and now, the blocking of the pipeline that would have employed thousands.

Either he goes next November, or this country is doomed.

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SJmorningsun25 Level 5 Commenter 5 months ago

Thank you for expressing what most of our nation is afraid to actually say. I can only hope and pray they say it with votes next November--and that there is actually someone decent to vote for!

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mslizzee Level 3 Commenter 5 months ago

Hi Pop: On Drudge this morning there was a quote from Obama in which he stated he needed another 4 years to finish what he started.

OMG. He won't stop until we are a total banana republic.

Is it wrong to have violent tendencies lately???? I'm trying hard to suppress them, but they just keep popping up. I feel like whacking someone in the kisser, like a liberal.

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Patty Inglish, MS Level 7 Commenter 5 months ago

Until the GOP gels with a good candidate or two, I know a dandy Elephant that could rule us - Motala, my hero. She is the pachyderm in Thailand that received a prosthetic leg post-land mine in lumber work and won the hearts of the people. She would be fair, effective, and do away with foolishness kindly but firmly, but is sadly not an American citizen.

Lovely breakfast, breakfastpop! Great to see Scotty!

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TheManWithNoPants Level 7 Commenter 5 months ago

LSWGB,

(speaking in native Texas tongue) We in a heap of shit ma friend. The only bright side is that most people have to get bittin in the ass, before they tie up the dog. We have a global problem that directly ties into our problem here at home. It's gonna get nasty. Scotty, you can split bro, but weeze in trouble!

On another note; I published that Cain hub during Leno last night, and took 81 hits before someone brought to my attention this morning that there was no comments section. I got it straightend out, but I was thinking the damn thing must of really sucked bad. (laughing)

As we've come to expect little sister, this was right in the center of the bull's eye. (cyber high five)

jim

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drbj Level 8 Commenter 5 months ago

That Scotty, bp, is a very observant and clever fellow. Do you think we could prevail upon him to take a passenger when he returns to his far, far away planet? Now that Frank is out of the picture, I have sobebody else in mind. His last name initial starts with Obummy. :)

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breakfastpop Hub Author 5 months ago

Dear Prasetio,

Thanks so much for coming to breakfast. You know I always enjoy your company.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 5 months ago

Dear American Romanace,

Let's hope that it is in the voting booth and not in the streets. I can't believe we have come to this. See you later at the Inn.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 5 months ago

Dear 50,

I am on my way over to join you!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 5 months ago

Dear Will,

We really are at a crossroads in this country. Our people are divided, hate is in the air and we have an arrogant and dangerous president who is completely detached from this nation, it's problems and its people. I am scared and disgusted. See you at the Inn, Will.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 5 months ago

Dear SJ,

Thanks so much for coming to the breakfast table. Considering our state of affairs, I would vote for a Looney Tunes character instead of Obama. We need to put an end to our downward spiral. See you later at the Inn.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 5 months ago

Dear mslizzie,

I feel exactly the same way. When I watch someone like Beckel on The Five, I have to take a Tums and a an anti-depressant! Hold on tight, it may be a rocky ride but I am praying we get four more years without the Obamas. See you at the Inn.

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WillStarr Level 8 Commenter 5 months ago

Obama promised to unite the country, but, as we can all plainly see, he is doing the exact opposite. He has deliberately polarized the nation, for political purposes.

He is a true Saul Alinsky radical, pure and simple.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 5 months ago

Dear Patty,

Let's bring her over. No problem that she's not an American citizen. In all probability Obama isn't either! See you at the Inn.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 5 months ago

Dear Big Bro With Passion and Spirit,

I am going to head on over to your site. I haven't gotten word that you published which is beyond annoying. See you at the Inn.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 5 months ago

Sear drbj,

If Obama gets another 4 years, we are all going to Scotty's planet. It won't be safe here, once Obama gets done with us. See you later at the Inn.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 5 months ago

Dear Will,

Yes, he has polarized the country. How proud he must be to know that he ignited and then fueled class warfare. What a legacy. His presidency is the disaster it was destined to be. See you at the Inn, Will. Hmr is buying.

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Patty Inglish, MS Level 7 Commenter 5 months ago

We'll be right over to the Inn. Motala must sit on the end so as not to crowd out anyone.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 5 months ago

Dear Patty,

Hurry, I can't wait to meet Motala! Is she into peanuts?

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Minnetonka Twin Level 7 Commenter 5 months ago

Nice job Breakfastpop. I like your creative way of bringing out important information. Hit all buttons.

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b. Malin Level 7 Commenter 5 months ago

I Loved Gov. Christie's (NJ) Comments the other day..."What are we Paying him for?" in Ref. to our Pres. Obama.

Missed Everyone, Lover Man and I have been on the road, practically since Thanksgiving...now we have finally made it to Florida. Missed you Breakfastpops, and your Wonderful Hubs!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 5 months ago

Good morning Minnetonka Twin,

Thanks so much for your support. It is greatly appreciated.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 5 months ago

Good morning b.Malin,

I've missed you too! You got out of Jersey at just the right time. Yesterday it felt like snow. As for Christie, I loved his candor.. If he were running I know I would be very enthusiastic about 2012. Enjoy the nice weather.

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