Blood and Sand and the PIP-POP- Awards
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Good morning breakfastpoppers. Today is Tuesday, October 18, 2011. It is time for the 53rd presentation of the weekly PIP-POP Awards, so let's prepare a classic Scotch cocktail called the Blood and Sand and head for the theater. You will need 3/4 ounce Scotch whiskey, 3/4 ounce cherry brandy, 3/4 ounce sweet vermouth, 3/4 ounce orange juice and an orange slice for garnish. Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake well. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass and garnish with the orange slice. See you at the awards.
Welcome everyone. Let's dim the lights and begin the show by welcoming President Obama to the stage. Thank you for taking some time off from your busy campaign schedule to attend the awards. Realizing that your time is very valuable please accept this POP Award for giving yet another "campaign" speech filled with half- truths and sarcasm. Your last one was really something, Mr. President. You stood before an adoring crowd and told them that the Republicans were just not smart enough to understand your Jobs bill. You told the crowd that now you were going to have to break it down so that the Republicans could understand it. How come you didn't mention your fellow Democrats who didn't care for your bill either and who voted against it? Did your mother ever read the story of Pinocchio to you? In any case, here's your POP. On your way back to your seat could you please send up one of the people that attended your speech. We have an award with their name on it. Thank you.
Let's welcome Mr. Easily Fooled to the stage. We are presenting you with this POP Award for the dubious honor of dutifully listening to President Obama lie to you and never questioning him. I gather that you are into blind adoration. I also get the impression that facts mean nothing to you. Do you read? Do you only listen to the Main Stream Media? Are you satisfied with the job President Obama is doing? Inquiring minds want to know. When and if you formulate some answers let the audience know. Until then please accept this POP on behalf of all the other people out there who, like you, really don't mind being lied to.
Our third award of the morning is being presented to Diane Sawyer for announcing that the Wall Street Protests have spread to more than 1,000 countries. Ms. Sawyer, how amazing an accomplishment is that. The protests have actually spread to more countries than actually exist! Will wonders never cease.
Let's change direction here and welcome Mr. Herman Cain to the stage. Mr. Cain we are proud to present you with the first PIP of the morning. Thank you for having the courage of your convictions. Thank you for answering questions put to in a straightforward manner. Thank you for actually having solutions to our nation's growing list of problems. You, sir, are a welcome breath of fresh air.
Our last award of the morning has the name of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee Chairman Darrell Issa on it. Please come up to the stage to accept your well earned PIP Award. A grateful nation (maybe not all) want to thank you for hanging tough in the face of stonewalling by the White House and the Justice Department when it comes to the Fast & Furious scandal. Go Get Em!
This morning flew by in the blink of an eye. I want to thank you all for attending the show and I especially want to thank all the "winners" for doing their part to make these awards come to life. Let's raise our "breakfast" on high in celebration! Until next week...PIP-PIP HOORAY...POP GOES THE WEASELS...
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Good morning Tom,
Thank you so much for finally explaining how so many people can follow Obama around like sick puppies. As for Sawyer, personally, now that I know about the "booth", I think she was zapped. See you at the Inn, Tom. I'll save you a seat.
Great program and I particularly thought the Mr. Fooled award was a good choice. Obama could be awarded daily as he lies are daily. I'm glad Herman Cain received a well deserved.
See you at the inn.
Uhhhhhhhh thank you Pop; for this uhhhhhhhhh prestige uhhhhh ous award. As you know I’ve done uhhhhhh my best for the uhhhhhhh past almost 3 years to uhhhhhhhhh destroy this economy and this latest piece of uhhhhhhhh crap I’ve put forth follows in uhhhhhhhhhh line with all the other Socialists Crap I’ve uhhhhhhhh pushed. Wait who wrote that on my teleprompter; uhhhhhh you won’t get away uhhhhhh with that Fox News; cut-cut; don’t air this!
Thank you Pop, I am Mr. Easily Fooled and along with my brother Too Stupid and other brother Igg Ramous accept this on behalf of the millions out there that are just as mentally challenged as we are. Yesiree we’ll believe anything that comes our way as long as it’s accompanied by free stuff. You ask do we read; do we only listen to the Main Stream Media; are we satisfied with the job President Obama is doing? What do you think we are a bunch of Norman Einsteins?
Hey Pop, ask old Diane if she thinks the Wall Street Protests will spread to all 57 states?
I’ve been lying in the White House, all the live long day
I’ve been lying in the White House Tele tells me what to say
Can’t you see the checks a coming 100 weeks and more
Cause Barrackie told the Chinese don’t worry we’ll print more
Dear Pamela,
Honestly when I see the Obama talking the talk and lying like a rug I go insane. He is the President of the United States and he is an embarrassment. See you at the Inn.
Good morning Patriot,
Thank you for making me laugh. I love Mr. Easily Fooled friends. As for your ditty, it is perfect. See you at the Inn. Will you sing it for the rest of us?
POP: I don't get it. Obama has these blind followers who will support him no matter what he says. It makes my blood pressure skyrocket, especially when things are so easy to check. The Senate could not get the 60 votes needed to proceed with the jobs bill. Even some Dems voted against it. So why does he lie about it and blame the Republicans? Because he can! No one calls him on his lies.
Herman Cain in my man. He is so logical it's crazy. Another debate tonight. Hope he let's them all have it between the eyes, and his rating goes even higher.
Great ceremony, as usual. See you at the tavern. I'm on my way, so save me a seat.....
Hi Pop! I didn't know whether to laugh or cry through the awards assembly! Mr. Easily Fooled was a nice touch! Ha ha ha! Excellent awards assembly and well deserved recipients!
Good morning Pino,
It isn't easy to stay calm in the midst of all this insanity. The president running around the country obviously campaigning, but not admitting it, Congress doing nothing, the MSM glorifying the Wall Street protests and way too may people for comfort letting all of this slip right by them. See you at the Inn. I really need to relax!
Good morning Dex,
It is far better to laugh, because if you start crying about all of this you'll never stop! See you later at the Inn.
I think you judge Mr. Easily Fooled too harshly.If he was listening to the President's speech it was out of respect for the office of the Presidency and not it's occupant. "The office of the president is a bastardized thing, half royalty and half democracy, that nobody knows whether to genuflect or spit."~ Jimmy Breslin
Morning POP...I'm glad someone is giving Issa an award...seems he is being ignored by the MSM...I wonder how the MSM would have followed this story had Ashcroft been the AG...
Herman Cain is gaining momentum with every appearance he makes in the media...And he sings !! There's something Harry Truman about the guy that I like...
See you at the tavern, POP...50 is bringing Obama's teleprompter he lifted last night...Larry
PIP PIP hoooray and Hooooah for the PIPpers! Poop poop and pop go the POPers! Sweeping the BS away on my way to the Inn CYA when I get there!
Good morning Silent Reed,
I was listening and watching carefully and those that snickered when the president cast aspersions on the Republicans were being as disrespectful as the president. See you at the Inn and we'll kick this around some more.
Good morning maven,
Issa is terrific and he will not let this rest, MSM attention or not. As for Herman Cain, I like him and I am disgusted by the pundits who keep saying he has no chance to go the distance. As for 50 lifting the teleprompter, what great news. The president will finally be silenced! See you at the Inn.
Good morning Hmr,
I'll save you a seat and we'll toast the PIPS!
Have you noticed how small Obama's audiences are? Yesterday it was reported there were 200. It looked like less than that, and those who were there cheering him on were most likely from democratic clubs. I remember the days when people lined the roadways to wait for a president's car to pass - thought that would be the case on Obama's bus tours. He has to be realizing he isn't liked.
Sorry I got here so late. There were these black Suburbans riding around the parking lot, so I had to wait til they left.
I was so pleased that Obumma actually showed up to claim his POP. Usually, someone stands in for him. Nice touch! Mr. Easily Fooled, well at least you didn't have to go through the expense of having millions of POP awards made. Diane Sawyer is a moron. Hermain Cain deserved his well-earned PIP. He doesn't shy away from a question. And PIP PIP HOORAY for Congressman Issa. I am waiting for him to hold Eric Holder for contempt of Congress. Obumma should be held in contemprt of Congress. He should be arrested for being contemptible. Let's meet at the bar and discuss the winners. BARTENDER............
I'VE SOLVED THE MYSTERY! The core base for the leftest leftist President in American history has been revealed!
They're the folks cluttering the streets when Jay Leno goes out interviewing people in his JayWalking segments.
A few gems from last night's show:
Q: Who was President during the Civil War?
A: ...George Washington!
Q: When did we issue the Declaration of Independence?
A: 1976?
It got worse from there.
Obviously, His Majesty the Incompetent has finally figured out he really IS a one trick donkey whose ONLY answer to ANYTHING is: "Spend more and bray louder!"
No, no, Diane got it right! She really meant to say 1,000 COUNTIES in the 57 states....
As for Herman Cain and Darrell Issa: Right on!
Voted Up and Everything.
Little sister with giant brain,
Once again you nailed it. Also, Cain IS a breath of fresh air. Lets hope his organization and money supply can grow in order to remain competitive.
jim
Pop, dang I thought I got away unseen with the teleprompter, leave it to a buddy to rat you out on the front page! Great awards, I was hoping to get some info off the teleprompter but it just said Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie Lie and did I mention Lie Lie Lie.
I hope Herman will get to the Battle Ground States and build his hand shaking base as I think he'll carry Tennessee and he's wasting time there right now. He will be our first black president, who doesn't want to be called African-American, he wants to be called black American he is so "screw the PC bullshit" lets get to work, that I'm pushing his name every chance I get, if he doesn't get on the ticket I'll be sad. Lets hope Issa gets hold of Holder and under the pressure of prosecution he pulls obama down with him. I know everybody knew about the "fast and stupid" and I consider every single one culpable in the deaths of every person killed or wounded by one of these guns and need to be prosecuted for monetary compensation to be paid to the families, it won't help the loss of life just punish guys like Holder until they are penniless and just wearing sweatpants dragging a cardboard condo behind them sleeping in the ally outside the Inn where I take a leak every night before staggering to the ride home.
crooked rat-bastards,
50
Dear sheila,
You just made me feel so much better. Thank you, thank you, thank you! See you at the Inn. I'm buying.
Dear taxlarry,
I agree let's hold Obama and his pal Holder in contempt of everything. I just heard some of the Wall Street protesters speaking and I am out of my mind. I need to get to the Inn right away. See you soon.
Dear Ghost,
I just heard some of the Wall Street protesters speaking and I am losing my mind. One of these fools talked about Steve Jobs and said that he earned an obscene amount of money and his estate should be taxed. When she was informed that they have an inheritance tax (which is disgusting) she said that it wasn't enough. I am disgusted with this psycho thinking. See you at the Inn. I'm buying.If people like this are our future than we don;t have a future.
Dear Big Bro,
I hope Cain keeps up the momentum. I am so tired of all these pundits saying that he doesn't have a chance. Hope you are planning on coming to the Inn.
Hey there little sis .. I'm there! I fell rock climbing, and I'm just starting to join back up with the world of the living. I'm okay now. Bout 90%, and ready for a drink.
The pundits ought to keep their pie holes shut about this guy. He keeps making em look stupid.
bro
Dear 50,
I love you, I really do. You remind me of Herman Cain. You are not afraid to tell it like it is and you are one hell of a nice guy. Thanks for taking that teleprompter. Maybe now we can have a little peace. See you at the Inn.
Dear Big Bro,
No more rock climbing got you!!!!! I want you in one piece. I'll save you a seat at the Inn.
One wonders whether Mr. Easily Fooled will be so easily fooled again? There's a song in there somewhere, and we could call it a Pip-Pop song.
Poor Diane Sawyer. We have fewer than 200 countries, but maybe she was thinking of our 1,000s of Native American and First Nations - however, I don't see any of them doing Occupy Wall Street.
Hey did anyone hear that Obama's Props got stolen off his Bus, his Teleprompter...OMG, how did he talk? Anyway Breakfastpops, at least Herman Cain knows how to express himself, I think he's great...Certainly deserves an Award. Good one Pops!
Can you see me, bp, I'm blowing a huge kissa,
To that stalwart Chaiman, Mr. Darrell Issa.
Good morning FitnezzJim,
You write the song and the breakfastpoppers will preform it at the inauguration of a Republican president in 2012.
Dear Patty,
Poor Diane is just so excited about the protests that she can't think straight.
Good morning b.Malin,
I was so excited when I heard about the theft. I thought, finally, some peace and quiet!
Good morning drbj,
Yes, I can see you and so can Mr. Issa. I think I'll do the same.
You "Easily Fooled" POP reminded me of an OWS protester who said that he voted for Obama in 2008 but was really displeased with his performance thus far. He also said that he would vote for him again in 2012 becauase the alternative candidate did not even come close...Wonders will never cease. At this point, a tree stump is a better candidate for President than Obama. Hell, I might even consider voting for the madman...Al Gore just to get Obama out of office! Good show as usual, Poppy! WB
Good morning Wayne,
The "pearls" that flow from the mouths of these protesters are enough to send flames shooting out of my ears. Can anyone really be this dumb? See you at the inn, Wayne and we'll compare stupid demands and remarks.
Pop - I tried, I really did, but I just couldn't manage to chew and swallow my breakfast with Obama on the stage!
However, being the diligent sort, I put my brekkie aside, picked up where I left off, made it through the hub as well as most of the comical comments. I finished with a flourish of a napkin to wipe the tears of laughter from my eyes, and was within a bite of finishing my breakfast without choking on it until I got to Wayne Browne's comment toward the end regarding voting for Al Gore the National Genius.
I give up. (Sigh)
Great hub!!!
Good morning femmeflashpoint,
You are a trooper and I admire your spunk. Take small sips or bites next time and learn how to give yourself a Heimlich!
TY bkfstpop - I'm working on that back of the chair thing, lol.
Dear femme,
Thanks for telling me. now I can sleep better!
AWESOME Hub Pop!! I LOVE the award to Mr.Easily Fooled or a.k.a. Mr. Idiot. Hilarious - and SO true. How can anyone with a brain that actually works believe ONE thing this guy says?!! LOVE the award to Sawyer and Cain - what can I say? I loved the whole thing! Voted up and all the way across kiddo! love, carol
Good morning cjv,
You are so supportive and amazing. "Nobody does it better".
Tom Whitworth Level 5 Commenter 7 months ago
Pop,
Great award for Mr. Fooled. I have heard that Obama has a special booth that he hauls in his bus. An adoring follower enters and cosmic rays zap his brain and reduce his IQ below 100. The poor sap exits chanting, "Four more years."
We need to have Scotty check into Diane Sawyer's claim. These people may be spreading their Wall Street mania throughout the Galaxy.