Bourbon French Toast and a Fairy Tale
59Quiet Please!
Good morning beloved breakfastpoppers. Today is Fairy Tale Friday, January, 14 in the year of our kingdom 2011. This has been a very tragic week in the land. Innocent people were gunned down by a madman and our kingdom mourns their death and prays for the recovery of the injured. But my dear friends and neighbors, in the aftermath of the shootings another nightmare has befallen the land. Many among us have gone mad. They are sporting huge wooden fingers that point only to the right and they are making life in our land quite difficult. We need to protect ourselves from the escalating insanity and to do so we must meet secretly deep in the forest where most men fear to venture. The area is crawling with Democrats and snakes. Some of the snakes look like Democrats and all of the Democrats look like snakes, so tread carefully. Before we meet, let us prepare a hearty breakfast that will provide us with the strength to ward off the evildoers.
You will need to procure a large loaf of day old French bread that you will slice into 1 inch pieces. Next go to your chicken coop and choose 6 large eggs from six large chickens. Return to your humble abode and gather together 2 teaspoons cinnamon, 1/4 cup bourbon, 3/4 cup heavy cream, 1/4 cup honey, 1 teaspoon vanilla extract, 1 teaspoon banana extract, 1/4 teaspoon nutmeg and 1 teaspoon salt. Beat the eggs together with cream, bourbon (take a swig), extract, spices and salt. Place your sliced bread in a large glass baking pan, pour mixture over slices and then turn the slices over. Take another swig of your bourbon. When bread is thoroughly saturated and you are thoroughly saturated cover the bread and refrigerate over night. Oh wait, we don't have time for this, so take another swig of bourbon and place the bread in a pre-heated hearth set to 350 degrees and bake for 20 to 25 minutes. Wrap up your toast, grab your bourbon and head for the forest.
Gwwod Murning frens. Pwease forgive me, but I may have ober endullgeded in too mucheth bourbon. Wet me composeth myselfeth befur I speaketh.
Thank you all for coming. Be careful where you sit because the snakes are abounding. The next couple of weeks are going to be quite dangerous in the kingdom. The left is engaging in finger pointing and the fingers really pack a wallop. You must steel yourself against these attacks because to further engage these fools in discussion is a complete waste of your time and talents. The actions of these people speak volumes about their state of mind. They are an angry desperate lot who have lost all traces of decency and common sense. In the aftermath of the tragedy, they have sprung into concerted action blaming every conceivable person or group they can think of for instigating the violence. They have lost all reason and they spit in the face of the facts. We should not be surprised, because this is their game plan. They jump on crisis and start to blame innocents for just about everything. The kingdom is weary. We are tired of their game. We are tired of their disrespect for the truth. We are tired of their trashing of the Constitution and the Founding Fathers. We are tired of their collective contempt for democracy and free speech. We are tired of the way they pick and choose what laws to obey.We are tired of their rhetoric and we are tired of their desire to turn our kingdom into a replica of every failed socialist state that ever existed.
Here is the plan. I am distributing all kinds of tape this morning. Everything from masking tape to painter's tape will be at your disposal. When we emerge from the forest and you encounter a finger pointer, immediately tape their irresponsible mouth shut and move on to the next pointer. If we work swiftly and in concert, our beautiful kingdom will experience the joy of peace and tranquility for a little while, at least. Let's raise our toast and our bourbon on high and meet again seven days from now. Godspeed...POP..
Hey now, hey now
It's finger pointin' time
Finger pointin' time
Here comes Matthews, here comes the View
Here comes Pelosi and Sharpton too
It's finger pointin' time
Ooh wah
Ooh wah...
The End.
Good morning Sheri,
Wow, you are first at the table and what a pleasure it is to see you. i am sick of all this garbage being bandied about and I really do want them all to shut-up. See you at the Inn. There will be no finger pointing there. I'm ice skating over and I'm buying.
POP - This weekend we here in the southern part of the kingdom will celebrate the life and birthday of another fallen warrior named Martin Luther King Jr, for those who screech the foolish accusations and point such fingers,I would advise them we are judging you (Mathews, Oberlin, etc..) by the content of your character, and it is lacking in all respects.
See ya at the Inn I sent you a Taxi carriage so you can get there safe!
The forest, again. Not only did I see snakes and demorats and demorats and snakes, there were ants. Lots of them. Anyway, the left wing pinkos are true to their code: never let a good crisis go to waste. The shocking thing is there are so many of the snakes and demorats than ever before. They are full speed ahead with their agenda, and they do not want to hear anything they disagree with, which is just about everything. A message was sent to them last November. It's like the election never happened. We have to keep up the good fight and throw the rest out in 2012. And we have to have candidates who can beat these morons unlike some of the repubs who ran for the senate and lost. I am going to the inn. INNKEEPER............
POP: I love to watch these finger pointing jerks being interviewed. When asked specifically to name the people on the right who are pointing fingers at the left, they cannot name one. I actually thought this crap was over.
Boy am I naive.
Anyway, I took a box of duck tape, and went a little overboard. I have rounded up the Dems and stuck them to the trees by wrapping the tape around their mouths. Listen........ there's nothing to be heard but the song of the birds, or are they laughing.
I'm running to the Inn, so they won't catch up with me.
Someone save me a seat.....
Good morning Hmr,
I think we are experiencing the result of the dumbing down of America. All vestiges of common sense are gone. Thanks for the lift to the Inn. It is so slippery out there.
Pop,
Let the snakes and Demoncrats make their funny noises. It tells me they are desparate and have no facts to argue!!!!!!!
Good morning taxlarry,
I agree, the fools really didn't get the message sent to them by the voters in Nov. It's time to clean house once more. I'll see you at the Inn. Hmr is sending transportation for me.
Good morning Pino,
Bravo, bravo on a job well done. It's is marvelous to hear the birds chirping instead of the fools yapping away and finger pointing.Get to the Inn as quicketh as possible. You will be safe there.
Good morning Tom,
Perhaps we should open a zoo for these reptiles. See you at the Inn. I will be arriving in style. Hmr is sending a chariot for me.
Pop, I'm still waiting for he anti-gun crap to fall. Here in Arizona your free to carry openly or get a license to carry concealed. The anti-gunners cry that so many of us are armed that you couldn't throw a cat and not hit a person with a gun, if that were true, where were they that day, I keep asking? I'm never answered. There are those of us who carry for this exact type of event. We train together, and against each other with "Simunition" that hurts like hell and leaves some decent welts at impact, letting you know the tactics you chose were a "fail" as you got shot, now and again both shooters are shot. Point is that we train to move toward gun fire not away. Had a person who carries and trained been near surely thing would be different and they would scream for the head of the man who stopped a shooter in action. We all know this point that we will be arrested under any circumstance we fire our gun. All I still ask ahead of time, is where were all the crazy folks like me, that carry their gun, no matter what, we dress around our gun to keep it out of sight, never leaving home with out a main and a back up gun. The minute I heard how many times he fired, they were not disclosing the type of gun, but I knew it was a Glock 17, or 19 due to the number od shots before his reload attempt. The 31 round magazine sticks out the hand grip like a preachers dick in a strip bar, it holds 31 rounds and we call them "happy sticks" I carry two above and beyond the inserted mags in both Glock pistols I carry, my main gun inside the waste band carry holds 13 rounds and my pocket gun carries 10, and on each side I carry a happy stick since if the first load doesn't end the threat, your going to need a bigger answer. The price of these happy sticks has gone up 40% since the shooting, based on bets they ban the magazine for further sales. Again blaming equipment for human sin by deploying it in a negative way. It is just crazy to condemn equipment and highly exaggerated numbers of us who are card carrying gun slingers who have been printed and run through th federal and state crime labs and gained support of local law enforcement signature that allows us to pay, basically well over 200 bucks and a day or two of proficiency in operation and being able to hit a target at multiple ranges, the pay is buying or free right of the second amendment right to do so. We don't complain about it we just do it and recognize it filters and catches a few now and then that shouldn't carry at all. To carry open here in AZ is legal, no license required. It still comes back to really how many warriors choose to do so? If it were as many as the right would have you believe, the Tucson shooting would have been much shorter, I believe, now lets get to work on cleaning off the left over white shine from last night at the Inn, 50
There's a new bumper sticker in Tucson that says "Dump Dupnik', the far left sheriff who has been stirring this pot.
When push comes to shove and the liberals are asked to quote the so called hateful and vitriolic conservative rhetoric, they're stumped. The best they can point to is Sarah Palin's cross-hairs on a political map, and now we see an almost identical Democrat map with targets all over it!
After eight long years of daily Bush-bashing, the left has a lot of gall lecturing the rest of us on 'civility'!
Their hypocrisy is boundless.
Morning POP...Once again we find ourselves ( conservatives ) having to defend against the libelous hatred of the left...This Pavlovian response by the left is so predictable...They are absolutely devoid of any intellectual honesty...knee-jerk, kool-aid drinking, mental midgets that haven't a clue...Whats not to understand..? The guy was a certifiable nutburger that hated everybody, yet the left is so morally bankrupt they make no distinction...Frankly, I'm bored to tears with the predictable talking points the left is uttering...
See you at the tavern, POP...lets play Pin the Tale on the Donkey...Larry
BPop I think yhe good news is I believe most people don't buy the stuff the left shovels. The last election proved this.And I say just keep throwing the truth in the lefts face. Nothing pisses them off more. I think the lefty press took a big hit this last weekend with their hack hit peices trying to blame Palin and the Tea Party, no one was fooled.
Cheeck this one out BPop.
Good morning 50,
I agree with you 100 percent. Responsible people carrying legal guns doesn't trouble me at all. If someone like you were near that shopping center the death toll would have been much less no doubt. I have never understood all of the cries for gun control because all the laws only affect people who are up front and responsible. if a whacko wants a gun, they have plenty of ways to get one that have nothing to do with setting limits on law abiding citizens. Again, for me, it is the death of common sense. See you at the bar. It comforts me to know you are trained at taking down the bad guys.
Dear WillStarr,
The left is revealing themselves as the losers they really are. If they keep it up they will totally discredit themselves which is a good thing. Dupnik's name will become the equivalent of being an idiot. Soon we'll hear people saying "don't be a dupnik". See you at the Inn. I am arriving by chariot courtesy of Hmr.
Good morning maven,
I agree the ravings of the left are a big bore. I have had enough. Now I crave the company of good friends with common sense and integrity. See you at the Inn.
Good morning tony,
I agree, I believe the left lost so much credibility (how they had any is beyond me) because of their insane accusations. Clearly, the message of the mid-term elections was lost on them. See you at the Inn. I'm buying.
'Soon we'll hear people saying "don't be a dupnik".'
In fact,someone said that very thing last night in a letter to Bill O'Reilly!
Pop
Great illustration of an Obama speech if he ever gave one off the cuff instead of reading it from old Tele……Gwwod Murning frens. Pwease forgive me, but I may have ober endullgeded in too mucheth bourbon. Wet me composeth myselfeth befur I speaketh.
Good warning Pop; THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY PLAN ON DOING. We had them somewhat on the run before the Arizona Tragedy but now they’re back on offense. I heard this morning that the Republicans are retreating in Baltimore to decide how to proceed next week; one thing being considered is renaming the bill from Repeal the Job Killing Health Care Bill to just repeal Health Care Bill. You see those lefties have convinced them that the Words Job Killing are just too incendiary. Ooooooooohhhhhhh you Wascally Wepublicans can’t use such hwash languish; we must be civil while we’re Hunting Wabbits with bWarney FwANK…..
Pop; decency and common sense, certainly not characteristics that describe your average democRAT! One slight correction; they sprung into concerted action blaming every conceivable person or group that opposes their Socialists Agenda for instigating the violence. They can’t be bothered with facts; old Sherriff Beatnik or Dufuss-nick said as much when questioned by Megan Kelly!
Tired or not we better be prepared for more and more of this. They have seen it work time and time again; jump on crisis and start to blame innocents for just about everything and what do the innocents do; in this case Conservatives. Yelp Yelp Yelp head for the hills to lick their wounds; they don’t like us Booo-Hooo-Booo-Hooo. Well let me be Perfectly Clear; they not only don’t like us they hate our guts. Get over it; the bunch that cries foul the loudest will never like any Conservative and the one they cry foul the loudest about is the one they are the most afraid of. Take Sara Plain, they are petrified of her. She is the antisitatist of everything they are; Conservative; anti abortion, family centered; anti Nanny State, beautiful and pro guns!
Whoooo it’s finger pointing time
We’re gonna blame you
We got Chris and Matt and Oprah on our side
So deny it all you want they won’t believe you
Cause nothing you can say will turn the tide!!!!!
Pop I accidentally wrote about the "right" would have us believe what the number of folks that tote around fire arms, I meant left but in truth it is the both of them left and right inside federal congress that will call for our guns as states like our own Arizona and Texas has number of street violence going down with more easing of gun bans even in the wake of border wars, our street violence is less than DC and other high gun regulatory areas and states. 50
POP, I think you have a marvelous idea as all the finger pointers would be instantly recognized by the sane people. Be careful walking in the forest as I wouldn't want you to fall and you've obviously over indulged in Bourbon. However, I certainly agree fully with your hub. How could we not be sick of their rhetoric!
Love your tape plan, Pop, and maybe we could write across it, after we tape their mouths shut...SPEAK NO EVIL! All kidding aside??? These are scary times...Your informative Hubs, are needed more now than ever. But maybe if the LEFT talks long enough...they may have to eat their own words...and want to tape their own mouths shut.
Still laughing @ "The area is crawling with Democrats and snakes. Some of the snakes look like Democrats and all of the Democrats look like snakes"
Generally, snakes are more afraid of you than you are of them, and are usually shy and withdrawing in nature. Not fair to compare them, they are mild compared to Democrats. As always thanks for putting some humor into our sad state of affairs.
My first thought after reading "The area is crawling with Democrats and snakes. Some of the snakes look like Democrats and all of the Democrats look like snakes" was: yeah, but, when they meet in the forest the snakes try to crawl away.
Good evening WillStarr,
Now that's funny, but when you think about it not that surprising.
Dear Patriot,
Honestly, I don't think I can tolerate much more of this garbage. It is beyond unbearable and boring. See you at the Inn. I will be arriving via chariot courtesy of Hmr.
Dear 50,
I understood what you meant, but I have to agree it will be both sides coming out for gun control. It's all so predictable, I can't stand it.
Dear Pamela,
I bet if we manufactured the fingers they would sell like hot cakes. In fact we should make fingers and tape and corner the market. Otherwise I can't think of one good thing about this whole nightmare. See you at the Inn. I'm heading there in a few minutes.
Good evening b.malin,
I can't picture someone like Chris Matthews voluntarily taping his own mouth shut, but I still like to think about it. See you at the inn, where people are real and upfront. I'm buying.
I think we can expect the government to start offering some self-help courses any day now to attempt to get America back on track...things "How To Be A Good Commie" or "Little Judy's Got Two Commies And No Mommies!" or how about "If You Can't Be a Good Commie, Then How About a Marxist?" Courses like that will get everyone out of the doldrums and dancing around...they can't wait to be a commie! When we all become "Commies", we won't have to point fingers anymore because we'll all be Commies! If that makes sense to you, then you have likely been remiss in your mental health awareness. If you pass the Commie courses then i understand the reward is you get to go to advanced training and learn from Harry Reid, the master flipper, on how to throw the bird! Can't wait. I think I'm gonna like this commie stuff! WB
Dear Bail Up,
Sorry for maligning the snakes and comparing them to Democrats. How about gnats? Tell me what you think. See you at the Inn. I'm buying.
Dear FitnezzJim,
I see your point. The snakes are terrified of the Democrats and the poison they spew. See you at the Inn. I'm buying.
Dear Wayne,
i was nibbling on a pretzel when I read your comment and I laughed so hard I choked. I had to give myself a Heimlich! (did I spell that wrong?)i In any case, I guess Commie schools will be coming soon to a neighborhood near all of us. I'm playing hooky! See you at the Inn.
Great read pops - it is unfortunate the right was blamed right off the bat - shame on them without any facts whatsoever, I agree about Wayne's comment, it was really funny but hope to God it never happens - Amen. Cheers!
Amusing and somewhat informative. Love the Bourbon French Toast. I shared this Hub on Facebook
Hello my dear Pop, it looks to me like we need to tighten are seat belts as we are in for a bumpy ride. Thanks for the heads up, the sky is falling that is for sure. rate up, love your hubs Pop, all of them. I am impressed you are a great writer and a good friend. Love & pray for peace darski
Good morning Whidbeywriter,
Apparently, facts and proof are no longer necessary when making accusations. What a disgrace.
Good morning Sue,
Thanks for coming to breakfast. Fridays are always Fairy Tale days. Drop over during the week for a different approach.
Good morning Darlene,
I think the road will be rocky going forward, but I am hopeful we will emerge to smoother times.
Pop, A good friend of mine lost someone that day. It was awful.
People kill. Not guns
Save me a seat. I need a good strong shot.
Good morningg82bme,
I am so sorry about your dear friend's loss. I agree, people kill not guns. In the hands of the wrong person a car is a deadly weapon.
Good morningg82bme,
I am so sorry about your dear friend's loss. I agree, people kill not guns. In the hands of the wrong person a car is a deadly weapon.
just to let you know that the hubteam deactivated my account by mistake, so I lost all my followers etc.
There's an old saying, Pop, when you point a finger, there's three pointing back at you.
just to let you know that the hubteam deactivated my account by mistake, so I lost all my followers etc.
There's an old saying, Pop, when you point a finger, there's three pointing back at you.
Dear vrajavala,
I am on my way to become your fan once again. My finger is not pointing at the hubteam!
Name calling is being done on both sides of the fence, and you are perpetuating it. instead of name calling on either side, why doesn't everyone sit down, swig on that bourbon of yours and try civil discouse? Broad brushes that paint all individuals of any bent are wrong. All Republican are not better than all democrats nor visa versa. It is the human inside the suit that matters.All sides of an argument need to speak respectfully, and right now that is not happening. I for one am tired of the negativity that is sweeping my country. Everyone is wrong to do this, no matter their political bent. This is a witty hub, but non productive. name calling and taping mouths shut are tactics of the negative. I am not a democrat, nor a republican, nor a tea bagger nor a libertarian. I gather information and think for myself before I make decisions. I wish you well, and hope for the best.
POP, I liked this hub, it shows you are creative in your words. Great job I think. It was awesome
Dear Beege215e,
Sorry you didn't get the humor inherent in the fairy tale. i agree there is way too much negativity but as Americans it is our right to speak out and tell it like it is. Name calling, a favorite of the main stream media, is non-productive, I agree.
Dear AskAshlie
Thanks so much for dropping by for breakfast and a fairy tale. I think you're awesome too!
...although here I sit with a pot of coffee and english muffins by my side this morning - I could read you 24/7 - any time of day or night - because you always have something interesting and fascinating to say - and your idea is so incredibly novel and original - and I always come away with a thirst for more of your writing and a hunger for some of your fabulous receipes ......
Good morning epigramman,
How can I thank you for your incredibly kind words. I know, I can cook you breakfast 5 days a week and enjoy the pleasure of your presence at the breakfast table.
SheriSapp Level 3 Commenter 16 months ago
Tired is an accurate descriptor to use. I, too, am TIRED of the crappy games those on the left play. Facts have no relevance or meaning to them. To try and debate with one who is capable only of feeling and incapable of actual thought is to try to have a discussion with a lib. Thanks for explaining this so eloquently.