Breakfast Custard and the Observer
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Good morning breakfastpoppers. Today is Thursday, October 13, 2011. Scotty, the Observer, is confused, dismayed and disappointed by the weak response the Obama administration has given to the foiled terrorist attack in Washington, D.C. He wants to talk to us about his observations, but he won't do it on an empty stomach. This morning he is requesting that we prepare some Breakfast Custard. Apparently, this is an old family favorite of his that is generally served over biscuits.
We will need to gather together, 2 tablespoons of flour, a pinch of salt, 2/3 cup sugar, 2 tablespoons cornstarch, 2 large eggs, 2 and 1/2 cups milk, 2 teaspoons vanilla extract and 2 tablespoons unsalted butter. In a saucepan, whisk together flour, sugar, salt and cornstarch.
In a mixing bowl, whisk milk and eggs and then whisk them into dry ingredients in saucepan. Place the pan over medium heat and cook for about 12 minutes so that mixture thickens and comes to a boil. Stir constantly. Now stir in the butter and vanilla extract. Spoon custard over some hot biscuits and you are good to go.
See you at my place in a few minutes. I will be serving Triple Expresso Martinis to accompany your custard.
Welcome, my beloved earthling friends. I want you all to remain vigilant and pressure your representatives to pressure your president to wake up and smell the reality of a very dangerous Iran. Iran has conspired to launch a terrorist attack in Washington D.C.. They planned to assassinate the Saudi ambassador and bomb the Saudi and Israeli embassies. The terrorists were a bit inept, thankfully, but the administration's response was equally so.
Your president is attempting to use this plot to unite the world against Iran. If that were going to happen, it would already be a done deal. President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad stood before the United Nations General Assembly spewing hatred for the United States. This time his words were backed by plans to attack your country, a fact that President Obama was apprised of.
Iran is hell bent on acquiring nuclear weapons and I strongly suggest that your President Obama pay attention to this very serious threat. It would appear that your government thinks it is possible to negotiate with Iran. They are wrong, dead wrong. Iran's progress toward the attainment of nuclear weapons has to be de-railed, the sooner the better. President Obama can't coddle Iran and talk his way out of this "explosive" situation, no pun intended. Perhaps your country ought to talk to the Israeli's who have a much better grip on reality than this crew in the White House. Your country has to deal from a position of strength, something that your president knows very little about.
This Observer sincerely hopes that in 2012 you put someone in Washington with a strong love of country, a belief and respect for the Constitution and the guts to tell the world that no one, and I mean no one, puts the United States of America "in the corner."
NA, NU, NA, NU...SCOTTY...NU, NA, NU, NA ...POP.
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Scotty is right on target. Obama could do several things to hurt Iran such as make it more difficult for them to make their oil shipments and tighten up financial restrictions. Since he seems to continually never take a stand against any Arabs I don't expect him to act any differently now. NA NU NA NU Scotty.
Good morning Tom,
I fear we are falling apart just like the Roman Empire! To the Inn for refreshment, companionship and safety!
Good morning Pamela,
Iran is a loose cannon and they are counting on Obama to be wishy-washy. Obama is destroying us from every possible angle. To the Inn, Pamela. Lock the door behind you.
POP: I've seen many Congressmen/women on TV stating that we must be strong against Iran. Why are they telling us? Let the President know that this behavior is unacceptable when it comes to Iran. They will do anything to the United States and then lie about it. They are not to be trusted, and then we have Hillary Clinton stating that Iran will get a strong slap on the hand. The reason for our losing power in the worlds' eye. We are becoming a joke, especially in the eye of Iran. Rmember when we went after Gadaffi in the 90's and our bombing killed one of his sons? That shut him up for many years. We need to do the same with Iran. I am now off to the bar. I haven't seen Scotty in a while. I'll be sitting in the corner with Scotty........
Breakfast custard was a family favorite of Scotty's family? On another planet? Are you kidding? However, we have a muslim loving do nothing jerk in the white house, so what did you expect? As I've said before, the guy is an empty suit. He only cares about ruining the U.S. and destroying capitalism and the Constitution. He's got to go. 2012 is getting closer. I am going to the bar. I want to talk to Scotty about his family favorites. BARTENDER.............
Good morning Pino,
I suppose someone in Congress might tell the president to strap on a pair, if they could find him. Campaigning is very time consuming, Pino. As for you and Scotty sitting off in a corner by yourselves, go ahead, be anti-social!
Good morning taxlarry,
Look I have to admit that I was surprised when Scotty told me about the custard and his family, but I just go with the flow. Let's face it, Scotty, isn't your average guy. As for the president, well he's not very presidential is he? I think Scotty would make a fine president. If you can pry him away from Pino, talk to him about his family and their traditions and then save me a seat.
Reagan said it best.......Peace through strength!!
There is no other way to secure ourselves against such luntics other than to assure them that there existence will cease if any harm is done to America. Talk is cheap, and actions will be the only way to communicate to the likes of Iran. It is time to get serious about this, it has gone on for way too long.
I need some of that custard!!
Thanks Pops, see ya in little while.
Taxlarry: I haven't seen Scotty for a while, so good luck trying to talk to him about his family favorites.
Right now, I am his family favorite!
Pop, I've always pictured Iran as a great location for a man made crater, where all our nuclear waste could be dumped, old satellites crashed and any other undesirable thing could be dumped Like jihadists. First Pres Imodium has to go and we need Pres Ex-lax cuz he can make this sort of shit happen. to the bar,50
Morning POP...Hilary Clinton's State Department actually apologized to the family of American al-Qaeda operative Al-Awlaki last week after we killed him with an unmanned drone...Now we have the same State Department tip-toeing through the tulips as they pout and shout without any significant course of action...our foreign policy is toothless, naive, and ridiculed all over the world...What a joke..!
Even the Japanese knew better than to take an apology from Obama for Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 2009...Obama wouldn't make a pimple on Harry's butt...
See you at the tavern, Pop...Lets discuss my dream SecState, John Bolton...Larry
POP - I'm not so sure this guy is actually Al Quds, and most of the guys I know in the business have some pretty significant doubts as well. That doesn't however lessen his ties to Iran or change any of the other facts of the case. But it looks more to me he is a 'throw away', to distract from something else. Time to tighten up the watch on AQ and to do so we should be looking due south. Don't be surprised if Venezuela has some fingers in this pie too. I'm navigating to the inn and we'll talk some more there. I heard 50 was buying tonight!
Good morning CMerritt,
Too bad we have a president who would rather kiss our enemies and hug them to death! See you at the Inn. Scotty will be there and I want to ask him how they deal with terrorists on his planet. I'm buying all night.
Dear Pino,
You go girl!!!
Good morning 50,
You are my hero! See you at the Inn and I am buying all night.
Good morning maven,
Obama has reduced our standing in the world to a joke. I agree about Bolton. He is smart, strong and realistic. Frankly, I wish he was running for president. See you at the Inn. I'm buying.
Good morning Hmr,
The last I heard this morning, his ties to Iran were confirmed. In any case, Iran is bad news and we have to see the light and start dealing with terrorist nations from a position of strength. We can't hug them to death. See you at the Inn. I'll save you a seat.
bp - With all the foolish notions coming from Obummy and Hilarity regarding how to deal with actual terrorists, I feel like we are living in a real-life scenario of "Dr. Strangelove." Remember that crazy film with Peter Sellers?
And the part of Strngelove is being played by Ahbominationminejad.
The Saudis are so afraid of Iran having nuclear weapons they tried to convince Israel to bomb Iran's nuclear plants. And what was the first thing some commentator said after this arrest was announced? Obama should give Israel the go-ahead to bomb Iran. Since 9/11 the Saudis have dictated America's mideast positions. This all plays into that in some way.
Custard sounds good too. my mom used to make one with coconut at the top. Your Banana Crush was really good. My boyfriend didn't want his though, so I had two helpings. yum
Dear drbj,
Okay, I'm with you. Now are we going to wake up from this really bad grade B movie? See you at the Inn. I hope you have an answer by then.
Dear sheila,
With Obama in the WH, it is clear that we don't have a foreign policy. If we do, it is very "foreign" to U.S. interests.
Dear jfay,
Two is always better than one. See you at the Inn. I'm buying all night. Bring your boyfriend.
Dang Scotty, you're almost as smart as Pop is! Thank you for that heads up and we understand your confusion. Us earthlings - especially those of us with a BRAIN IN OUR HEAD and who did NOT put Mr. Obama in office are very painfully aware of this situation and we are working our back ends off to try and make certain Mr. Obama is one time/one term OH-DON'T-EVER-LET-THIS-HAPPEN-AGAIN President! Voted up and ALL the way ACROSS!!!
To give Obama his due, this problem goes all the way back to Jimmy Carter's bungling, and no president since has been willing to deal with Iran.
If Iran-supplied terrorists could sneak medium nukes across our porous borders and place them in our six largest cities and Washington DC, they will have defeated the US by cutting off its head.
This is serious business.
Spewing hatred - very ugly behaviour - and why would anyone hate the US like I can understand not liking an individual but a whole nation!
Good morning cjv,
From your mouth to God's ears.
Much love,
Scotty
Good morning Will,
You're right all this sleepwalking started a long time age, but these are different times and all of this dangerous mess falls at Obama's door. It's now or it may be "never" for all of us.
Good morning psychidog,
Iran is a dangerous country with insane and explosive plans for us and anyone who gets in their way. It is beyond understanding.
Thank you so muchj for sharing this one. A great one for me to bookmark plus useful/up.
Take care and have a great day.
Eiddwen.
Dear Eiddwen,
I simply love it when you come to the breakfast table. Have a perfectly wonderful week-end.
Tom Whitworth Level 5 Commenter 7 months ago
Scotty,
Very astute observations once again. I fear the Obama administration is beyond redemption. I heard this morning that one of the beer summiteers from the other day was an unemployed construction worker who was unemployed because he got fired for violating probation for a DUI. That kind of stuff is too good to make up!!!!