Breakfast Nachos and a Fairy Tale

Good morning breakfastpoppers. Today is Fairy Tale Friday, November 4, in the year of our kingdom 2011. I have some astonishing news to share with all of you concerning our problems with the nation of Pakistan. Let's prepare our morning repast and head for the little village that sits beside the River of Tall Stories.

This morn we will be creating Breakfast Nachos. You will need to go to your pantry and gather together 3/4 pound of chorizo, 4 large eggs, 3 handfuls of tortilla chips, 1 cup sharp cheddar cheese, 1 small diced onion, 3 tablespoons butter, 1 tablespoon water, salsa and a pinch of salt.

Heat your hearth to 350 degrees. In a large skillet over medium high heat, fry the chorizo. When browned, remove from skillet and drain. Set aside.

Reduce the temperature of your stove-top hearth and saute onions for about 10 minutes until carmelized. You can use the fat from the chorizo for this.

Prepare a large casserole dish by coating the bottom and sides with butter. Place the dish in the oven to pre-heat.

In a mixing bowl, beat eggs with water and a pinch of salt. Add sausage and combine.

Remove the baking dish from the oven and add mixture. Top with tortilla chips, enough to create a thick layer above the egg mixture. Layer the cooked onion and cheese on top of the chips.

Bake in your hearth for 8-10 minutes until eggs are set. Top with salsa. Wrap up the dish and head for the village. I'll be waiting with Bloody Marys for one and all.

Hello everyone. I have great news. We no longer have to worry about the dual role Pakistan plays with regard to the war on terror. Pakistan has long been a breeding ground for terrorists and a safe haven for them to hide in plain sight or in the creepy caves that abound. We also like to treat them as our friends.

Our kingdom is going to change the hearts and minds of young Pakastani children. No longer will these children emerge from their madrassas filled with hatred for the Kingdom of Dem, women and ethnic minorities. Why love and understanding will fill the air. Sesame Street has come to save the day! Rejoice, it's Elmo and Haseen O. Jameel, the alligator, who will delight the hatred right out of the children of Pakistan.

Sir Larry Dolan, the head education officer for the kingdom agency for International Development in Pakistan believes this program will increase tolerance in Pakistan. Mr. Dolan couldn't possibly be wrong, could he? The project will cost a mere $20 million and that's peanuts, right?

Well, the show is not going to be called Sesame Street. Poor Oscar the Grouch and Big Bird will not be going to Pakistan. It goes without saying that Miss Piggy will be left at home as well, for so many reasons. In their stead, Elmo will be going and he will taking along Bailey the singing donkey. Should you somehow find yourself in Pakistan and want to join in on the indoctrination, look for a show titled Sim Sim Hamera. If you are wondering if Bert and Ernie will ever get married in Pakistan, you can forget it. This will be a more Middle Eastern version of our Sesame Street. After all we have a serious challenge ahead of us. We must turn the children of Pakistan against all they have been taught about the west and about anyone who does not believe what they believe.

If anyone can do it, Elmo can...POP...

La, la, la, yay!

He's going to Pakistan

To save the day

La, la, la yay!

He'll tell the Taliban to just go away...

Elmo's song.