Breakfast Rice and Election Fraud
59Don't Look At Me!
Good morning breakfastpoppers. Today is Wednesday, December 21, 2011 and school is in session. In the spirit of fairness, Prof. Spreadthebull will be lecturing this morning. The topic is voter fraud. Let's prepare some Breakfast Rice and head for class.
You will need 3 cups of cooked rice, 1/2 pound of bulk sausage, 1/2 cup chopped green peppers, 1/2 cup sliced mushrooms, 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder, 1/2 teaspoon black pepper and 1/2 cup Velveeta cheese or Cheese Whiz, melted with a bit of milk to make a sauce.
In a large skillet, saute sausage, peppers, onions and mushrooms until sausage is crumbled and cooked through. Pour off the fat, but retain one tablespoon. Add the rice, garlic powder and black pepper and cook for another 5 minutes.
In a small saucepan melt the cheese. Remove rice and sausage mixture from heat, add cheese and mix well. Voila! That's it. Now mix yourself a Bloody Mary and pack up your breakfast. Class is about to begin.
Welcome everyone. I am Prof. Spreadthebull, a distant cousin of Prof. Stopthebull. Needless to say we see things from a very different perspective. If you want to learn how to get a candidate elected, you have come to the right place.
There has been a lot of talk recently about ensuring honest elections by insisting upon voter identification. This is a very bad idea, because it will be a very time consuming job for those seeking to vote more than once. You must be able to produce a different ID each time you vote. It would be wise to practice various disguises. Perhaps adding a beard or wearing a wig would do. Prepare your various new looks in advance and have the proper identifcation forged.
The issue of dead people voting can be accomplished by obtaining their names and having your picture taken. It is a lot of fun to try and vote as many times as possible and the results can be incredible. If you don't want to vote in the same venue more than once, just move around your area.
The good news is that with Attorney General Holder in charge, you won't have much to worry about in the way of prosecution. Just look at the example of Republican Rep. Todd Rokita from Indiana. He served for eight years as Indiana's Secretary of State. He is still waiting for a response from Holder about charges of election fraud in the 2008 Democratic presidential primary. It's a good thing he isn't holding his breath. Rep. Rokita also brought ACORN cases to him and still the response has been silence. So that translates to good news for all of you out there who want to tamper with the integrity of the election process and get away with it.
Look at it this way. It is entirely possible that candidate Obama did not have enough legitimate signatures to place him on the primary ballot, but that did not stop him from rising to the presidency. Let's face it, we have enough instances of hanky panky around the nation to really screw up an election and that, students, is a beautiful thing. If you disagree with my stance on this issue, then you probably signed up for the wrong class. There will be no refunds and I don't accept questions from those who want to safeguard our elections.
On the other hand, if you appreciate my advice, then I wish you good luck. The 2012 election is perhaps the most important in our history. Go out there and vote, vote, vote, vote, vote. Class Dismissed...POP...
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If Obumma wins in 2012 you can be sure that the votes that could put him over the top will be fraudulent votes. So don't be surprised if the fraud wins by fraud votes. I am off to the bar. BARTENDER.............
Good morning Tom,
Obama never worries about anything. His massive ego simply won't permit it. I'll see you at the Inn and this time I'm buying.
Good morning taxlarry,
Your comment shoud be on a bumper sticker. See you at the Inn. I'm buying tonight.
Interesting to say the least. We have those who put a great deal of time and effort into voting multiple times, and then we have those who could legally vote, but won't even bother. Perhaps we will need to come up with a reward system to get people to vote, something more than a sticker that says "I voted." I would like to see us go to the method where you dip you finger in the ink when you head for the voting booth. Ink that takes a few days to wear off. That would put a dent in the multiple voters plans, and would be like a badge of honor for the honest voters.
Good morning Old Poolman,
I think we should have people manning the voter booths who are under 100 years of age and can still see and hear. See you at the Inn. I'm buying. Bring proof of age!
POP: Very enlightening class. I, however, live in a state that requires a photo ID to vote.
I like Old Poolman's suggestion about dipping your finger in ink that takes a few days to wear off.
I'm off to the bar now. Save me a seat....
Dear Pino,
Photo ID is a common sense solution that Dems do not want to see enacted nationwide. They need the votes of illegals and dead people. See you later at the Inn. It's on me tonight.
Even though I come from the state of hanging chads, we do need picture ID to vote which should be required everywhere.
That's why Pop, we need to have the illegal immigrants voting. Like that really smart Gov up in Connecticut wants to do.
We know how smart those New Englanders are, right?
That's why Pop, we need to have the illegal immigrants voting. Like that really smart Mayor DeStefano up in Connecticut wants to do.
We know how smart those New Englanders are, right?
Good morning Lynn,
In my state, I walk in, say my name, sign a sheet that no one looks at and boom, I vote! See you at the Inn. I'm buying.
Good morning vrajavala,
How about allowing residents from other countries to vote? I think that would be fun and interesting and very global. See you at the Inn.
Obama probably will not need any votes outside the confines of Chicago to pull off re-election if they are as good at rigging elections as word has it. Based on the recent Chicago mayoral election results, I'd say that it is over the top. With Holder in office, no one is going to be prosecuted unless of course the voter fraud happens to be on the conservative side of the aisle. WB
Little Sister With Giant Brain,
Sorry, I've been away for a few days. I've been dealing with a sniper from the far far east. He was a worthy opponent, but I finally tracked and neutralized the target.
That being said; As usual you did a fine job here; The only place I might disagree is about dead people. I have a lot of dead friends. Heck, my mother's dead. Don't they have rights too? We need to be careful when dealing with the rights of the dead! Skuse me, can I have another shot with a beer backer!
jim
Dear Wayne,
I agree, The New Black Panthers can once again stand outside polling venues with baseball bats and Holder will tell the world they were there to protect the voters! Chicago is a world unto itself. It is completely incestuous, politically speaking, and they are very accustomed to making their own rules. Kind of like Congress! See you at the Inn. I'm buying.
Dear Big Bro,
I don't know where you have been but I am glad you're back. Prof. Spreadthebull firmly believes that dead people have the right to vote. In fact, he thinks they should vote as often as possible in the same election. See you at the Inn. I want to hear about your mission.
Pop, I'm a bit late, but the topic is definitely one to think on. Maybe every election has been rigged since Hoover or Roosevelt? Then accidentally they goofed it up and let Kennedy be elected do to the failure of what ever secret society actually pulls the puppet strings to keep slowly inching forward to take over the sleeping giant. Then they had to set Oswald up to take a fall.
All this time we been living in the Twilight Zone......
A secret ballot has secret endings, no? I voted against Bill Clinton two times and [in California no less] I went on a spree of asking everyone "Did you vote for Clinton?" It was a "50 Poll" and if I'm lieing I'm dying, over a year I could not find anyone who would admit to voting for him, I probably asked at least 500 people. It really baffled me.
Now, I listened to him sometime back over the past 4 or 5 weeks. He is a different guy these days and keeps his tone down when it comes to obama, but it's easy to see in his mannerisms that if all the gloves were off, he would verbally destroy obama.
If the rules were changed to a two term limit and a three term set out and then they could run again, if Clinton could and did run this coming election, over the choice of obama and the slim pickings that are running for the primaries, I would vote for Billy Clinton over all of our current choices. I looked for the link and can't find it but if I do I'll pass it along. It was a 45 minute speaking engagement at a College where he probably got paid 500 thousand after looking at prices he has got from previous engagements.
It was a clear, cleaner honed talk that I found impressive, and teetered on the edge of blasting the current administration. I honestly believe 100% that elections at that level are fixed and it would take an unexpected landslide vote to keep obama from being a winner by 5 or 6 percent, just like last time. It will take a large turn out to upset his bid to remain seated, like 25 to 30 percent in favor of a GOP candidate. I don't see anyone that will energize that type of turn out, short of a surprise candidate falling in at the last call on an independent ticket, like Christy. If Trump does it like he has threatened to do it will divide the ticket and guarantee obama a big win. We are in serious trouble here and it seems all are in the column of don't give a damn or "what's the use" and this election is even more important than the last, taking the house back and slimming Congress, it was a huge win but the winners seem to be setting it out at a time they hold a dominant hand and best I can tell they are not using it. I don't "get it?" the only answer I can find is what you presented today, It's rigged and we loose, I find being on the back side of life a good place to be, things are going to get worse if obama wins and I see no indication that, that is a sure bet right now.
I'll see you at the Inn, 50
thanks BPop - I have been following your recipes and am now rounder than ever - I will be playing Santa Clause this Christmas - have a happy one - thanks for all the lols!
Dear 50,
Fabulous smart commentary. I believe that if people were made aware of the true extent of fraud in our election process they would take to the streets. We have an attorney general who doesn't give a damn and a president who probably appreciates it. After all he benefits. The stakes are very high in this next election and as I write this forces are gathering to insure an Obama win. ACORN is very much alive, just with different names and the SEIU is poised to to pull out all the stops to get out the votes both real and fraudulent. Honestly, are we any better than a third world country? Not anymore. See you soon, 50. I'll save you a seat next to me.
Dear psychic.dog,
I'll try to offer some low fat alternatives in the new year. In the meantime have a very merry Christmas.
Little Sis,
I don't think that dead people's vote ought to count. I just don't think we have the riht to take away their vote. (Okay, my sense of humor is going bizzar, time to focus.)
Well the mission was a waste of time. (sorta) I was attacked by an old enemy calling me stupid, and mis informed. Your big brother has a reputation to defend you know, and he was wrong. He was using numberes from fifteen years ago to support his take. the data no longer applies. The last time I was attacked with so much tenacity, I beat the guy stupid for two days. He finally threatend to kill himself, so I called it a win and let it go. I'm serious! I'd feel awful if found out a guy stuck his head in the oven over a hub debate. This last war started in a comments section, and I finished it in the forum. He finally apologized to Old Poolman, and me, but not before being severly weakened in front of his rigid supprters. The guy (I won't mention his name) is actually kind of a left wing god on the pages. In the end, I wasted too much time, and won't do it again. It did however inspire a hell of a hub wich I'm working on. What it came down to sis, was respect. He disrespected me in front of his cheering supporters, and I had to take him down. I DID learn something valuable. I always do from a debate, so maybe it wasn't a waste of time. ooooh .. long comment. Sorry!
jim
Who needs an election why don't er just let the Supreme Court choose the president. They have already proved that they are as smart as the dummest Americans. Hell they appointed one of the dummest human beings on the planet to the ranks of president. The Supreme Court method does away with the need tio redistrict. Man would that save the Repubs a ton of money. And with that money they can start sending their candidates back to school so when their turn comes to be appointed Karl Rove won't need to have nite classes at the White House to teach public speaking and how to open a door to leave after the speech is over. Probably the fairest solution would be to let the largest campaign contributors be the electoral college and then we cancel the voting for citizens and have the college announce the new president from a billion dollar private mountain retreat built by Halliburton for 10 billion dollars.
Obama is from Mayor Daley's Chicago, where the Democrat motto is 'Vote early, and vote often".
Dear Big Bro,
You had to do what you had to do and I'm proud of you. If the exchange with this person inspired a new hub, even better. I can't wait to read it.
Dear Joe,
Sounds like a plan!
Good morning Will,
"Chicago ain't my kind of town"......
Great read! The professor has it nailed.
I was completely shocked when Obummer won in 08. Really. I am still shaking my head over it. I mean I know McCain was a nose-holder, but still I am convinced Obummer was voted in with lots of dead people's votes and Mickey Mouse and probably Minnie too. (bad mice lol)
I am in favor of photo ID to vote. I mean, really...if you're a legal citizen of the United States, why should it be a *bother* for you to prove it? I mean come on...Makes sense to me. After all, ONLY citizens of this great country have the right and the obligation to vote.
Those who throw obstacles up like "my grandma cannot get to the place where she needs to get a photo ID and has no driver's license". Well, how on earth does she "get to" the polls? hmmmm? There's always an excuse and all of them are lame.
I am really afraid that we will have RAMPANT illegal voting going on in 2012. Rampant and out in the open. This frosts me more than I can express!
I wish I could figure out a way to be a whistle blower on these goings-on, *before* the votes are tallied, not 2 years later when it's too late and the usurper is installed in office.
Very VERY frustrating!
If someone comes up with an idea of how we plain old American citizens can work to ensure this doesn't happen this time, LET ME KNOW! I'm in!
As usual, great hub and voted up and across!!
Good morning moonstruck,
First and foremost how are you? You certainly sound great. I agree with every word in your terrific commentary. Honestly, along with photo ID I think we need watchdog groups at every polling place to make sure things are are on the up and up. Fraud is rampant and this next election is way too important to have to deal with the votes of dead people. We have a lot to worry about. The stakes are enormously high.
Morning Pop,
Thanks for asking. I am doing really well. It wasn't as bad as I'd feared and I am healing well with the aid of a few painkillers.
Yes, the stakes are higher than they've ever been in our history (in my never humble opinion).
I agree about the watchdog groups. Perhaps I will figure out how to start one myself. Must do some research and reading.
See you at the inn! I want an Irish Coffee please. :-)
Bobbi
Dear moonstruck,
I am so relieved and happy to know that you are doing well. If things continue the way they have been we are all going to need painkillers! See you at the Inn and we'll talk about the elections. I think you are terrific!
Wow! Thanks for the kind words pop!
I truly enjoy your writings! Honestly.
Don't stop.
See you at the Inn.
In Florida, bp, as you probably aleady know, we have been required to show our driver's license with photo ID whenever we vote. It's never been a problem for legitimate voters. Unfortunately, there's a lot of the other kind out there just waiting in the wings for Obummy in '12.
Good morning moonstruck,
Tonight we'll have a huge party at the Inn. See you later.
Dear drbj,
You really have to be suspicious of elected officials who think requiring a photo ID is discriminatory. I suppose in some ways it is. How will illegals and dead people vote?
Tom Whitworth Level 5 Commenter 5 months ago
Thank you Pop and Professor for an enlightening lecture. I guess I'm old enough now that nothing surprises me about "Progressives". Why shold a man who isn't a citizen by birth worry about a little thing like legit signatures in Indiana?