Camp Eggs on a School Day

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By breakfastpop

A Show of Force

Good morning breakfastpoppers. Today is Wednesday, March 31, 2010. With each passing day, pieces of our precious liberty are being chipped away. We have been invited to audit a class today that is teaching future politicians how to take over America. I think we should attend, so let's prepare a quick and delicious breakfast of Camp Eggs and head for school. This recipe makes 4 servings, so be prepared to share or overeat. You will need 5 - 8 slices of bread, 8-10 beaten eggs, bacon drippings and salt and pepper to taste. Slice bread into 1-2 inch cubes. Toast cubes in a large skillet, using bacon drippings to brown the toast. Add eggs and salt and pepper. Cook until set, pack them up and I'll meet you in the back of the classroom.

Good morning future leaders of America. This is a very exciting time in our nation's history and you are all on the verge of assisting in the transformation of our nation from a Democratic Republic to a Socialist Republic. Oh, the wonder and thrill of it all. We should give thanks to President Obama for leading the charge. Soon all the wealth will be redistributed, the federal government will own the banks, the car companies, health insurance, student loans, and energy to name just a few.

If we are fortunate enough to have the Supreme Court strike down the opposition's belief that mandating people to purchase insurance is unconstitutional then the sky is the limit. Just imagine, we can tell people what kind of car they can drive. We can mandate that everyone by a General Motors car and we can demand that they buy new vehicles every two years. I think you should all study the ins and outs of a national sales tax. The President is anxious to put one in effect. We will wring every last dollar out of the rich to give to the poor. Perhaps we can even force them out of their homes and move the less fortuante in. I swear I'm tingling all over, just thinking about it.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are entering a new phase in the great socialist takeover of America. For the moment the charge is being led by the great and powerful Democrat Henry Waxman. He is going to haul the CEO's of large companies, like Caterpillar, before Congress and require them to reveal their books to the committee. Their crime is a huge one. The heads of certain large companies have dared to state publicly that the new health care bill is gong to cost them a great deal of money. How scandalous! How un-American! What right did they have to speak out? This is Obama's America now and this type of free speech is no longer permitted. Now, the CEO's must appear before Congress and give the lawmakers all internal company documents that relate to health care costs. What a magnificent move on Henry Waxman's part. He moved swiftly to intimidation and this move will silence the opposition once and for all. I am personally so excited. It's like the KGB has come to America and we have President Barack Hussein Obama to thank for that. Does it get any better than this? I think not...POP...

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Tom Whitworth Level 5 Commenter 2 years ago

Pop,

In my minds eye I can actually see that meeting taking place!!!!!!! This is not a made up story you must be presient!!!!!!!!!!!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Tom,

We are now living a nightmare! I'm leaving for the bar in 10 minutes. Meet me.

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Putz Ballard 2 years ago

BP Great Hub and I thought this same thing about the KGB. Obama seems to be having his cake and eating it too and appears as drunken by his own agenda and ego. Time to kick ass and take names and ride the whole shooting match out of town..

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Hmrjmr1 Level 3 Commenter 2 years ago

POP - The law of unintended consequences is about to take hold with a vengeance on those who elected the King and his court. Of course for them unintended wasn't part of the3 equation so they will tell us you voted for us this is what you asked for. I'm all ready at the Inn I got a place for you and Tom and Dusty...Don't Tread on ME!!

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50 Caliber Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

POP,

MadMax.......rent it on dvd I see wastelands and more....

I have a book Called Unintended Consequences it is an E-book,

It lays it out I will be glad to loan it out via e-mail

Hmrjmr I'm coming stay sober 'til I get there I hate playing catch up....

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Robert,

Well said, so let's mount up!

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Lily Rose Level 2 Commenter 2 years ago

I'm scared for my kids...if this man doesn't get voted out in 2012, I will lose faith...

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Hmrjmr,

I didn't vote for them or what is happening to our beloved country. Things are swinging widely out of control, aren't they ? I'll be at the Inn. We need to pool our resources and get seriously drunk at the same time!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning 50 caliber,

I am going to look this book up. I have a Nook, so I'm hoping it's there. See you at the Inn, I'm mad as hell. Did the new dog arrive? If so, bring her.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Lily,

I'm scared too. We are heading in a very unprecedented and dangerous direction. I just can't believe it.

taxlarry 2 years ago

The CEOs who have to march to Congress should tell Congress to blow it out their you-know-what. Whatever it is that Congress would look at is already in the hadns of the federal government in the form of corporate tax returns and SEC filings. These demorat creeps and this piece of sh%$ in the white house are enough to make one sick. How come the morons that voted for Obumma did not see this coming? What did they hear when he campaigned? The breakfastpoppers knewwhat was coming. The problem is that many of those who voted for Obumma still haven't figured out what the guy is doing and still love him. We are screwed, my friends, we are screwed. I believe that the November elections will be the dirtiest and most scandalous elections ever because the creep in the white house will see to that and the demorats will see to it also. It is starting already. The athletic director from Oregon State University wanted to fire the basketball coach. Presumably the school got $17 million of stimulus money (assume it is true) and the basketball coach was not fired. Why nOt? The basketball coach is Michelle Obama's brother! To the bar! I've got to wash that one down. BARTENDER.........

Pino Krisio 2 years ago

POP: these classes are sobering. If I was one of those CEO's, I'd tell Waxman to stick it. Actually, all those companies should band together, go to the meeting, but not bring any accounting information. It makes me sick.

While I'm hoping this healthcare law will be shot down by the Supreme Court, it is unlikely. However, I heard that what they can do is defund it. What a slap that would be.

I know this is not over. It may take until next January/February to do it, but I think the new congress will. We must keep the pressure on our congressmen. If we relax, our congress will think we just accepted it.

I'm off to the bar I hope Hmrjmr saved me a seat.....

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Tammy Lochmann Level 2 Commenter 2 years ago

Good Morning POP...Thanks for the lesson. I needed to brush up on my socialism. It's been a while. The eggs were great! But I think I need something stronger.

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Tom Whitworth Level 5 Commenter 2 years ago

Pop,

I scored a 50 gallon barrel of good corn moon shine I'll bring to the bar and share. We may go blind but who cares we get free health care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pino Krisio 2 years ago

Txlarry: I just read your comment. I have a sister-in-law who is very liberal, and still loves Obama. Thank goodness I'm 1500 miles away from her. Her emails make me sick.

Why she doesn't see his agenda is beyond me.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning taxlarry,

The news gets worse, the corruption doubles and the plot thickens . I'm packing up now and heading for the bar. I am at the end of my rope and I need the company of good friends I'm buying.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Pino,

I can't give up hope that the Supreme Court will find the mandate ordering individuals and businesses to buy insurance unconstitutional. It really is our only hope. You're so right about the importance of keeping the pressure up. If we get lax, the idiots in power will think we have accepted their way of doing things. See you at the bar. It's going to be a long, long night.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Tammy,

I know what you mean. I, too, have to get familiar with socialism. Perhaps a quick trip to a socialist country would prove helpful! Oh well, the only place I'm going is to the bar to meet the breakfastpoppers. Can you come?

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Tom,

Sounds like a plan, however, we have to go completely broke and blind to qualify for health care!

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prettydarkhorse Level 2 Commenter 2 years ago

morning! scary isnt it? The thought of "socialism" just the word itelf is scary. This is the start that the effect of the health care law will be upon us. I bet the Supreme Court will never deem it as unconstituitional! Thank you for my early morning dose of breakfast, I enjoyed it POP, Thanks, Maita

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Maita,

I hope you're wrong about the Court, because if they fail to declare it unconstitutional we will all be in trouble and I firmly believe our country will go into bankruptcy. Despite the bad news, I'm happy you enjoyed the breakfast.

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msorensson Level 3 Commenter 2 years ago

I love the breakfast..and the way you wrote the hub, pop.

As you see it..I have to agree that is where we are heading.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning, msorensson,

I hope we can find a way to derail this socialist rain. Thanks so much for coming to breakfast.

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maven101 Level 5 Commenter 2 years ago

Morning, POP...Waxman ( Nostrilitus Maxiimus ) was the lead guy banning smoking in all public places, indoor and out...the guy that wanted the FDA to declare tobacco a controlled substance because folks were too stupid to recognize the dangers inherent to smoking...This guy is all about control and intimidation...a bully with the bully pulpit of the MSM...KGB is a mild appellation for this power crazed group...Gestapo is more appropriate...

Boy, do I need a drink...I'm bringing the Johnny Walker Blue...any takers..? Larry

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50 Caliber Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

Pop, the little girl got here safe, sound, and stoned. She was starting to come out of it around dark yesterday so I cleaned out the kennel and put her in the dark it didn't work she was crying at 9pm and we have been up all most all night, I smoked a little weed and blew the smoke in her face to calm her down. She is a Democrat! She spread shit faster than I could clean it up after I fed her and she wants her half of a cheese slice and mine too! Definitely Democrat and eats like a Baptist at an all you can eat buffet. Lemme see is that all I got for slanderous remarks, wait, wait one more her turds look just like Obama....

I'm dun the bar! Tomorrow I knock the plug out of a wooden cask of 12 year old Whiskey, the second 40gallons out of my still, then the test for proof color and taste, I'll be bringing some to the bar!

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SheriSapp Level 3 Commenter 2 years ago

WOW!! That was so similar to my thoughts in my latest hub that we are even more similar than I had previously thought. Great minds really do think alike. It is a sad and sorry state of affairs when so many are so happy to sit idly by and watch this travesty of an administration "fundamentally transform" this nation into an entirely different type of nation. From what I see and hear, it appears that the slimeball media and the dem camera hogs are being a bit effective in painting all dissenters as racists. That little ploy alone is probably scaring off some other angry folks because that racist label can really ruin your life!

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suziecat7 Level 5 Commenter 2 years ago

Every time I hear Waxman's name I want to puke.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning maven,

Waxman is certifiable. I can't even conjure up the fiasco of the CEOs versus Waxman and his band of operatives. I'll be at the bar. I've never had a taste for hard liquor but I'll try anything at this point. See you later.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning again 50,

Glad your little girl arrived safely. Things should prove to be very interesting around your place from now on. With her being a Democrat, you'll probably have some pretty lively discussions. The whiskey sounds very tasty and so are your comments. I'm still laughing. See you later and bring the Democrat!

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itakins Level 4 Commenter 2 years ago

B'pop

Don't you have sheriffs over there to run these guys out of town-or have I seen too many cowboy movies!

Make mine a triple,please.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Sheri,

This is turning so ugly that it has all the earmarks of a really lousy grade B movie. Meet us at the bar so that we can drown our sorrows!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Suzie,

Who doesn't?

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning itakins,

I wish this was the old west. The solution to these bad guys would be so straightforward!

sheila b. Level 4 Commenter 2 years ago

I don't think we'll find the consequences of what's happening under 'socialism'. It's much worse than that.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good afternoon sheila,

Socialism is bad enough for me, but who knows what this administration has planned for us. Meet us at the bar later and be prepared to stay late.

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jiberish 2 years ago

Afternoon POP, I wonder if I could get a census worker to clean my windows while he's wasting time standing at my front door. I've had a migraine for two days, and reading the crap that is going on in this administration puts me right under again. Keep Hubbing friend!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good afternoon jiberish,

Considering the caliber of some of the census workers, I would only open the door with a cop next to you. Sorry about the headache. Try some wine, it opens the arteries, use white wine if you need to shrink them!

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Springboard Level 5 Commenter 2 years ago

But what a fun ride we're having. I mean, this is fun, isn't it? NOT!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good evening Springboard,

If I have any more fun from this mess, I'll never stop crying!

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Paradise7 Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

We already do have mandatory health insurance, called Medicare/Medicaid. Look how well THAT worked!

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Springboard Level 5 Commenter 2 years ago

lol. This is very true indeed. :)

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Darlene Sabella 2 years ago

Oh my dear Pop, you are having a bad day, and I fear we will end up having a bad life. So this is real, this is it...the big guy owns all of us now, your right we should all celebrate, let's not have tea parties, let's get drunk and dance in the streets. Even take our clothes off and burn then, heck if I took my cloths off Obama might run and hide...lalalala Maybe we could all throw in some cash and buy an island, that the good USA does not own?

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Wayne Brown Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

Glad we started this one on a full tummy...I wholeheartedly agree!

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Kind Regards 2 years ago

breakfastpop, I love your refreshing and engaging writing style. Kind Regards

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Dear Paradise 7,

The government knows exactly how to run a program into the ground.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Darlene,

I like the sound of an island, I really do. Let's start looking immediately because it isn't going to get better around here for a long time!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Wayne,

Welcome to breakfastpop. I always like to cook a little something before I dive into the news. It makes things go down a little easier. Please drop in for breakfast often. There is always room at the table.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Kind Regards,

Is it redundant to say you are very kind? Thanks so much.

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Pamela99 Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

I agree 100%. I think Obama is drunk on his own ego. He is still campaigning it seems running around the country selling the health care fiasco that already passed with their sneaky underhanded ways. We must prevail at the next election.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Pamela,

Obama is stuck in campaign mode. I think that campaigning is the only thing he enjoys doing. Doesn't he have work to do?

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cjv123 Level 5 Commenter 2 years ago

I'm getting to your Hub late, but today, the Wall Street Journal Echoed my Hub (not because they follow me obviously, but because SO MANY OF US know and have read the Constitution) regarding the unconstitutionality of this Obamination Bill.http://online.wsj.com/article/SB100014240527487048

If we don't first - elect those who will Replace the idiots who are screwing up this country in Congress and the Senate - and I mean Democrats, Republicans alike - stop funding and then repeal this horrible thing - we truly are doomed. And you know it, I know it, the WSJ knows it and that means the world knows it. I'm wondering when it's going to be time to use the "I" word (IMPEACH).

Keep it up POP! We need thousands of voices like yours!! Most won't write as well as you do! But we still need them!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning cjv,

I think it's time to say the word "impeach". Obama is like a dangerous storm sweeping through the country. The death toll could be enormous, in terms of our liberties.

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skye2day Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

HI Pops, Are you still at the inn? Day late dollar short but I am with you. Prayer pops that is the most I can do now. We need lots of them. In the long term the corrupt will go down. Children of God will rise up. He promises not to leave nor forsake us. The President and his team can take a flying hike out of here. GOD is large and in charge.

Blessings Pops, love ya.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good afternoon skye2day,

Yes, I am still at the Inn and I think I will remain here for the weekend. Your words are very comforting and yes the entire administration and most of Congress can take a hike! It can happen soon enough.

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cjv123 Level 5 Commenter 2 years ago

OK - I need to stop trying to multi-task. I DID read this but have no idea how I missed that section about Harry Waxman! I had about four Hubpages tabs open at the same time. Next time - one tab at a time...

You are a Rock Star Pop! Keep telling it like it is! love, c

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Dear carol,

I told you you have a lot on your plate!

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sunflowerbucky Level 1 Commenter 2 years ago

Wait, are we still allowed to go to bars? Maybe we should check with the government first and make sure that's in our best interests.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning sunflowerbucky,

Until I hear first hand, I am going . Of course, drinking and gathering in public places will probably be banned shortly, so let's drink, live, love and laugh while we still can!

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