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Good morning breakfastpoppers. Today is Thursday, January 27, 2011. Scotty just returned from Hawaii looking tanned and happy. During his stay he had occasion to hear Hawaii Gov. Neil Abercrombie address the unending issue of President Obama's birthplace. He's a bit confused by all of the hoopla and would like to discuss it with us. He has developed quite a taste for pineapple and hula girls and has respectfully requested that we indulge him by preparing Pineapple Oatmeal for breakfast. I told him we could prepare breakfast, but the hula girls were his problem. You will need 1 (8 ounce) can of pineapple tidbits with juice, 1 and 1/2 cups water, 1 cup old-fashioned oats, 4 teaspoons packed brown sugar, 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon, 1/4 cup raisins and milk for topping (Scotty likes it this way). In a medium saucepan, combine the pineapple pieces with juice and the water. Bring to a boil and add oats, brown sugar, cinnamon and raisins. Reduce heat to low and cook for 5 minutes. This amount serves 4 people but in Scotty's case, he prefers to eat all four bowls. Top with a splash of milk and head on over to my place. Dress warm, there are at least 8,000 inches of snow on the ground. Scotty and I will be waiting at the door with Hot Toddys for one and all.
Hello, everyone. It is so wonderful to see all of you. As I am sure you all know I have been in Hawaii this past week. I haven't spoken about the issue of your President's birthplace because I wasn't sure it was my place to do so. I now find myself so confused by the controversy that I will jump into the fray. During my visit to Hawaii I became aware of a growing pressure being exerted upon Hawaii's Governor Neil Abercrombie to provide the papers that would prove once and for all that your President Obama was born there and is a citizen of your proud nation. The Governor assured everyone that the papers exist in the archives and that he could produce them. He so wanted to help the President put this pesky issue to bed, but alas it was not to be. The elusive birth certificate was nowhere to be found.
I also heard that celebrity journalist Mike Evans revealed that his friend Gov. Abercrombie, told him that despite an intensive search he was not able to find the birth certificate after making statements assuring everyone that it existed. So I ask all of you, where is the birth certificate and why hasn't this issue been resolved after all this time? Frankly, I am incredulous. If your president is not a citizen of your great nation then he cannot be president. I am trying to understand why all of this wasn't checked before he won the nomination of his party and then the election. It all seems so mundane and basic.
Many rumors abound about President Obama's birth. Some say he was born in Kenya. Others believe he is a citizen of the United Kingdom or Indonesia. Personally, I have not a clue as to his birthplace nor do I have a political agenda. What I have is a healthy curiosity. Where was your president born? Where is his birth certificate? Why has this fairly simple issue not been resolved after all this time? Why doesn't your president produce the birth certificate, address the so-called "birthers" and end the speculation? What personal motivation could your president have for allowing the controversy to fester? Is there no one in your government who thinks it prudent to verify his birthplace so that you, the people, can stop thinking about it? Your president can put an end to all of the chatter by coming before the nation and telling the truth with proof once and for all. Is it possible that he can't come forward, because he can't prove anything? If this is the case, why not? Every citizen in your country has a birth certificate. I come from another planet and I have a birth certificate.
Discrediting people who question his eligibility to lead your nation is not the proper way to handle the problem. Produce the proof, come forward and be truthful and that's that. It really is a no brainer, unless, of course, your nation will be shocked by the answer. Inquiring minds want to know.
"Never Ending"
Trouble, hard as a straight backed chair
Trouble, stale as the smog filled air
One question shared by all
We have found with you
Like a thorn under the White House lawn
Trouble, coming every dawn
We need to hear from you
What in the world are you up to?
NA, NU, NA, NU...SCOTTY
NU, NA, NU, NA....POP
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Good morning Tom,
Well said on your part too. I just don't get it. See you at the Inn. I have about 15 inches of new snow out there on top of all the other snow, so I will be arriving atop a reindeer.
POP: It appears to me that if are concentrating on the citizenship issue, then we are not concentrating on his inability to lead. I believe that he does have something to hide.
We are learning lots of lessons with our esteemed president. When running for office, one needs to provide their birth certificate, and transcripts from schools attended. I really don't care if he/she got a C or an A in any class. What I really want to know is that any candidate actually went to the schools he/she said they did.
Before Obama, I assumed that every candidate was at least born in the US, and I didn't really think about it. Now, I would really like to have an answer.
Well, I'll be coming North to see your 8000 inches of snow, so if I'm a little late, save me a seat at the bar.....
Good morning Pino,
I just can't believe he hasn't produced the documentation. It's fair to assume that he can't, which is unbelievable. I couldn't drive without producing my papers. I'm disgusted with him and the 8000 inches of new snow. See you at the tavern. I am in the mood for nachos and wine!
I can't figure this one out. Most everyone I know have at least a certified copy of their birth certificate in their possession, or can get one. This document is requested by many agencies for obtaining licenses, enrolling in schools, enlisting in the military, obtaining financial assistance, etc. It is very strange that our President would not be anxious to lay this document on the table for everyone to see, and put this issue behind him. Sounds simple to me, unless there is no document.
Morning POP... I'm relieved to see that you survived your roll in the snow yesterday...
I don't understand the lack of legal due diligence, the refusal of several Clinton appointed federal judges to hear those cases that have been brought...This has conspiracy written all over it...Two years into his presidency and we are still trying to figure out if he was born in this country...The media spent thousands of man-hours digging dirt on Palin, Gingrich, and Bush, yet hardly a peep about the eligibility of a presidential candidate...
Could it be that Obama snuck in here from Scotty's planet..? After all, Scotty's people are able to look like anything that people want to see...just a thought.
See you at the tavern, POP...I'm bringing a nice dry Fume Blanc to pair with that Hawaiian treat...Larry
Scotty I know you don’t remember this but I’m sure you do Pop; remember when Geraldo hosted that special inside Al Capone’s Vault. He led us down some abandoned sewer system in Chicago for an hour or so only to discover what was waiting in the end was a collection of old broken liquor bottles and a pack of rats; no not the rats that reside in the senate and white house but the four legged kind. So do you think we should have hired Geraldo instead of Governor Abercrombie (without Fitch) to lead this expedition? After all it did involve a Rat and Geraldo did find Rats!
And for the record Scotty this guy is no President; he is the leader of the current Regime that rules this country but he’s no President!
OK Scotty let me spell it out for you! (1) Where is the Birth Certificate; it’s in Kenya. (2) If he is not a Citizen he cannot be President; he’s not President, he is the Premier of the ruling Politburo of this Regime! (3) Why wasn’t this checked out before the election; those that traditionally vet anyone seeking the office of the president were too busy carrying his water; peeing on their own legs and falling down before him in adoration; can you say where’s the incense?
OK Scotty if you must know; he wasn’t born in Kenya; he isn’t a citizen of Indonesia; drum roll please drum roll……druuuuuuuuuhhhhhh he is a divine descendent from Mt. Olympus; yes he’s the mortal son of Zeus Himself sent from on high. He gave us a glimpse in Colorado where he gave his acceptance speech to millions or was it billions of worshiping earthlings. Remember the Greek Columns flanking the stage from which he levitated and soared above the crowd while speaking!
The answer to this mystery is simple and I’m perplexed as to why no one has thought of it before; simply hire Tucson Sherriff Dipstick to find it; if he can’t secure a copy from his personal safe then he can turn to Boss HOG (Nancy Pelosi) for her copy!
He’s a Political Hack
Always lying through his teeth
I’m sure he can produce a copy
Of the certificate you seek
YeeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Maven: Trust me - Obama is not from Scotty's planet.
Good morning Old Poolman,
I can't think of any other explanation for the disappearing birth certificate. Who is behind this and how did it ever happen? I have had to produce my birth certificate on countless occasions and yet this president was never asked to do the same thing. Impossible, unless he has strange powerful friends in high places. See you at the Inn. I may have to walk through the snow, but I'll get there.
Good morning maven,
I tried to stay away from this issue until I was convinced that something was terribly wrong. I'm convinced. There is something incredibly suspicious about this and clearly Obama has plenty of support from who knows where in keeping the truth away from us. If there was a birth certificate, it would have surfaced by now. Who is this man? How did he get a passport, a driver's license, a social security number? See you at the snow covered Inn. I will get there somehow. Thanks for asking about my roll in the snow. It definitely helped cool the flames you ignited with your saucy talk.
I heard the interview of Abercrombie. And then later he said he misspoke. I have always been willing to give the President the benefit of the doubt and never questioned his citizenship. But it has gotten to the point that unless he produces it he cannot be believed.
Good morning and bravo Patriot,
I think we should hire Geraldo to find the elusive birth certificate. He'll take off on this pointless fruitless journey, stay out of our hair and discover after years have passed and Obama has been appointed King that, the birth certificate never existed. Obama doesn't need one. He is divine....See you at the Inn. I will be arriving by sleigh.
Good morning tony,
I just can't see what the big deal is about producing the certificate, unless he can't and that is a really big deal. See you at the Inn. Maybe we'll organize a posse to hunt down the documentation.
This gets more bizarre every day! Now Mike Evans, the journalist, has hastily withdrawn his statement that the governor told him there is no birth certificate. He is basically saying he lied about it! Someone scared the hell out of that guy!
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/01/26/celebri
The only document ever produced was a certificate of live birth, and that first appeared on The Daily KOS of all places. The Obama campaign then produced a photocopy that most people believe was taken from the KOS website.
The State Department will not accept a certificate of live birth for a passport, as I discovered years ago. I had to apply for and produce a valid copy of my actual birth certificate before I finally got my passport.
So if you want a passport, you have to produce your birth certificate, but if you want to be President of the United States, any old thing will do!
I guess I really don't understand how our President is allowed to get away with this doubt that he has placed upon our country...especially in these times of mistrust, and uncertainty. Why the journalists are now questioning...it's like this country is being run by the ASYLUM, the nuts are running free. Help...HELP! Before it's too late.
Hey POP... I am currently in traction after trying to dig out of the 600 pounds of wet snow that has blanketed our fair city and has choked the life out of the snowblower. I am going to skip the oatmeal, but have arranged transport by ambulance to meet everyone at the inn so I can enjoy some of Maven's fume blanc. Just have a really long straw ready. This topic is so tedious that it borders on the inane. How on earth this has become an issue of national debate and fervor is the direct result of coverups and lies. It would seem that all those in favor of just going along with whatever this is are essentially giving the finger to the tenets and foundations of our democracy. What the F*&k? In order to open passbook savings accounts for my children, I had to produce their birth certificates, in order for us to go to Disney World, I had to produce them again. Again, I ask, what the f*&k? But I guess from the get go, all of this was a sham, smoke and mirrors and collusion of the worst order to destroy us from within. I have attached snowshoes to my gurney, so if the ambulance can't get me to the inn, the cicada killers that live in my back yard can drag me there.
Other presidents have shown birth certificates, college transcripts, military papers and so forth. Obama has been unwilling to reveal the birth certificate or anything that is not public record pertaining to his education. You can only surmise that he has something to hide. He is sneaky and not to be trusted, Scottie.
I think he was chosen many years ago to be president and there are powerful men behind him with their own agenda. It is certainly unsettling. Thanks for the information.
Good Morning breakfastpop...I am glad I made it to the table in time for breakfast as oatmeal must be eaten warm, not for bunch and cold.
As to the issue at hand and under discussion, thank you for providing a hot toddy. I myself have been writing on this subject for quite some time, but the citizens of our country have not seemed to mind nor care at the beginning where this man came from. As he has obviously been leading us into a massively growing hole and pit from hell, more people are asking the question. Myself, even with proof have been attacked for showing the proof of the lack of proof. To me, as I have shown via an affidavit from an elected official there is no such piece of paper anywhere
http://www.wnd.com/?pageId=165041 The people who
are doubting what I write should clean their glasses and eyeballs out.
This whole situation should yet be further proof to all American Citizens that we are unable to trust an obvious liar who is withholding his place of birth. And is most likely why he is allowing illegal aliens to invade our country as he is one himself. The missing birth certificate is yet another perpetration of confusion and I am sure that we are all aware that confusion is never good nor comes from a truthful heart.
Thank you breakfastpop for adding Scottys' comments from the beautiful State of Hawaii.
Good Morning WillStarr,
I didn't realize that Evans withdrew his statement. That is really bizarre and just adds more fuel to the fire. What I don't understand is how Obama has managed to avoid producing proof of his birth. What the hell is going on? The certificate either exists or it doesn't. It's maddening. See you at the bar. There is about 9,000 inches of snow blocking my way but I'll get there somehow. Thanks for the link. I am headed over there now. Okay, I'm back and I just can't believe it. Evans misspoke. What an idiotic word!
Good morning b.Malin,
My question exactly. How has this been allowed to fester for so long? He is either a citizen or he is not. If not, then he can't be president. Who is behind all of this garbage and how are they able to keep things from blowing up? See you at the bar. I fear we are just pawns in a dangerous and elaborate game of political and global chess.
Good morning jellio,
So sorry to hear about your condition. You should have forced the toddler and 7 year old to dig you out. I am assuming hunky husband pitched in too. Now as far as the missing birth certificate is concerned, I can't help but conclude after all this time that it simply doesn't exist. I think the work of some very powerful people is in play, setting us up for a big fall. Obama was their guy and the hell with everything and everyone else. I admire your resolve to get to the Inn come hell or high water or should I say snow. May I suggest that you get the deer in the backyard to haul you over to the bar. The cicada killers will be buried under the snow in seconds and you will languish in the snow covered streets waiting for a lift to the Inn. Get there as quickly as you can, because I too am eyeing Maven's fume blanc. What the hell, bring the deer in too.
"Okay, I'm back and I just can't believe it. Evans misspoke."
Nor do I believe it! How do you 'misspeak' while going on and on and on as he did? That was no 'slip of the tongue'!
And why would a respected journalist deliberately tell a bald-faced lie on the radio knowing full well that it would be sensational news?
Someone scared the hell out of Mike Evans!
Good morning Pamela,
I just this second wrote the same thing in my comment to jellio. I do believe that powerful forces were at work when it came to Obama taking the White House. A relatively unknown inexperienced stranger with suspect associations manages to become president, despite the fact that no one is sure if he is a citizen. You can't make this stuff up, no one would believe it. See you at the Inn. Dress warm, the snow is up to my eyeballs.
Rumor has it that he claimed foreign student status when attending law school...what does that tell you? Why would a man his age voluntarily give up his law license when it only cost $600 a year to maintain? His wife did the same???? There is more fire that smoke here but the reality is that no one will verifies the qualifications of those who run for president...it's all a hoax. WB
Good morning Wealthmadehealthy,
It is maddening isn't it? How is it possible that this issue has been able to remain out there and unresolved for so long? It is so basic. I can't get a driver's license without showing my birth certificate, but Obama can become president. Where is the outrage from everybody regardless of political affiliation? I will head over to your link and I thank you for providing it. See you at the Inn. I may have to parachute in, the snow is high, very, very high.
Good morning Wayne,
Nothing about this man rings true and yet he manages to sit in the Oval Office telling us all how to live our lives. He came out of nowhere at the behest of who knows who to bring us all to the eve of destruction. Will someone please tell me who he really is. Will someone please tell me why Congress isn't looking into this. It is maddening. See you at the tavern. Watch for me from above. I am parachuting in.
Dear WillStarr,
You had better believe it. Someone scared the hell out of him and I want to know who. Must be the same people that got Obama into the White House so he could scare the hell out of us. This would make a great movie if it weren't all really happening.
POP, hee, hee....the only explanation for no birth certificate....the dog ate it...everything hidden will eventually come out...Sorry I haven't visited every day, I went back to school at my old age. What takes others an hour to study takes me two. I have decided to go into the medical field as a radiologist...wow..what was I thinking?...Anyway I will try to stop by as often as I can...You are the Best!
Good afternoon Jiberish,
Why didn't I think of it, of course the dog ate it. By that do you mean an actual dog or Michelle? Well, I think it's fantastic that you went back to school. Good luck and stop in whenever you can. Why not stop by the bar tonight for a good luck toast. Dress warm, there are 8,000 inches of snow outside.
Listen to Mike Evans go on for 4 minutes about Hawaii's governor and his statement that he couldn't find any evidence of Obama being born in Hawaii! :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvrb7YqdvxE
Now does that sound like a 'mistake' or does that sound like Evans was relaying exactly what he was told? One does not 'misspeak' for 4 long minutes! Either he was lying or he was told to to retract it or else.
Dear Will,
I know the truth when I hear it and I just heard it when Evans spoke. Obviously, he was told to retract his words. The threat must have been pretty bad for him to make a jerk out of himself and damage his credibility. In any case, the Governor never did come up with a birth certificate so the end result is the same. Thanks for the link.
Snowed in so I got to read your hub earlier than usual I believe Obama's stepfather adopted him Which means his original birth certificare was sealed When his mother and Soetoro divorced, he claimed Barack as a son he was supporting Then Barack claimed Indonesian citizenship for a college scholarship And the lies go on and on Snowballing, we might say!
Dar sheila,
It's great to see you at the breakfast table. All these twists and turns are exactly what happens when you lie and continue to lie. What an absolute disgrace. Just show the birth certificate. If he can't the American people deserve to know why and now, not later. See you at the Inn. I am arriving by dogsled. Tons of snow here.
Wouldn't that be crazy if after he was done being president in 2013 they were able to produce his birth certificate and it proved he wasn't born here?
Good morning Cari Jean,
I think it's incredible that he has gone this long without having to produce or explain anything. I smell a rat!
My word! I couldn't get my drivers license without proof of my birth certificate. And our President did not need to show proof???? Something smells bad and it's not your delicious recipe for pineapple oatmeal. (yummy).
Good morning vocalcoach,
I agree and it stinks to high heaven!
Pop, a day late and a comment short, all things Oboma are inexplicable, his years he spent at Columbia university he spent inbedded with the CIA. His past is buried like the JFK shooting in Dallas. I read much on the topic and there are leaks and I'm satisfied he is not eligible, was not expected to beat Hillary, when he did, the cover up and lock down of his records as CIA with dirt on the party as a whole and separately went to code red to lock all the doors leading in. Some were ajar and information leaked that has been struck down. He is a puppet with a job he can't handle, it's over his head.
POPPY- ;et me quote a little man with BIG ears- and then paraphase him
"OK, Ok allright allright people who don't make nothing don't buy nothin'" what could lil ross say about this all- remember i said "people who don't make nothin don't buy nothin"----- On this Ross Perot guy ight say-
"Now c'mon now- I'm a realist, people who aren't born in the USA dont have birth certificates of America" "it just makes sense, people who aren't born in the Us don't have Us Birth certificates" The PRECEEDING has been a specil inspirational message from Former presidential candidate Ross Perot.....
wow- I never had to walk so far for a little Ross Perot reference...
"non Now Holdon just A MINUTE are you saying i'm short? not tall - 5-5 is just below average- Its not like i'm a large ventriloquist dummy or anything... tall people who don't make nothin don't buy nothin either...."
See ya at the br poppy I'll bring Ross nd a high chir
"HEY NOW I HEARD THAT... just wait I'm gonna get a step stool and punch you in the stomach"
Later
TH"
Good afternoon 50,
Your comments fascinate me. I never heard of his CIA connection during his supposed Columbia days. I did hear a black pastor in Harlem say that he didn't believe Obama ever attended the school. What a mess. If you get a chance tell me about this CIA info. See you at the Inn, maybe we can talk about it then.
Good morning tom,
You make perfect sense, people who are not born in the U.S. don't have U.S. birth certificates. If it is so easy, why are so many people convinced Obama is a citizen without the proof? It's maddening.
POP,
greetings. token liberal here. no comment, just a request. whenever you guys have a meeting or convention, can i have the aluminum foil hat concession?
@sam3m, why? you bringing friends? STFU, 50
@sam3m,
You wrote like 10 words... how lon did it take you to come up with such a witty comment? and 50 maybe he is using the foil to take some left overs home- and he wants to wear it on his head he is the one denying reality.....
TH
Sam, are you angry that you are a liberal?
50, liberals don't have friends, they have ideologues
tom, I think he wants to use the foil to catch some rays...
Pop, I can't imagine what hellert is referring to as reality, except the childish shit that is spewed on hubs about zombies action and alien mind protection, but I doubt he has a mind to protect and his days of contributing his time to a crumbling Republic has passed. While I was fighting in uniform he was crapping his diaper?
Why a guy with a 26 word comment flies into a place after the rest have moved on to he next step he was trying to get the last word appearing witty.
Peace 50
What a rip. Your comments Scotty and observations as always, fantastic, then the link by Will making this strange thing even stranger. Then that comment by the liberal. Even more hilarity ensued by Pop's comments and others...
It's always a beautiful thing coming here!
Keep us entertained Poppy - it keeps us from weeping!
Good morning cjv,
If this was a made for TV movie script, it just might be rejected as too far fetched, which is aamzing considering what low standards TV has! CJ, it's the breakfastpoppers like you who make "coming" here so much fun.
@Tom Hellert, I totally misread your comment and I guess I owe you an apology, I thought you were fire balling me along with the libtard, so please forgive me for my lack of comprehension until the third read, 50
Dear 50,
I'm totally confused!
Pop, "and 50 maybe he is using the foil to take some left overs home- and he wants to wear it on his head he is the one denying reality....."
I read this quote as aimed at me wearing a tin foil hat and I read it wrong, he directed a thought to me not at me, so I was off base shooting at him, yes?
Dear 50,
It was sam who made the tin foil hat comment. Just forget about the whole thing. None of it makes sense.
...well basically speaking I am so gorgeous (as you can now see - makeovers can be wonderful - I am living proof)
that I do not make much time for politics - you could say that as a Canadian - I am 'apolitical' - but that said I am an astute observer of human nature (you can tell that by my writing) and keenly aware of both politics and religion - but both topics will never be resolved because everyone is on different sides of the proverbial fence - so what I am saying is that I respect your commentary - we must be made aware and always allow for debate - but let's face it your hubs and your recipes are absolutely mouth watering and delicious .
I am a night shift worker so you don't always see me here first thing in the morning - lol lol - as I must keep my coffin lid shut until the daylight goes away ......
Dear epigramman,
Well , whenever you get here is okay with me. I'll keep breakfast warm or cold as the case may be. The breakfastpoppers will keep the conversation lively and informative.
"I come from another planet and I have a birth certificate." --One of the greatest lines ever by any hubber anywhere.
Running even later than usual. The 4 bowls of pineapple oatmeal wasn't quite enough, so had to whip up a 2nd batch, eat that, and....
FIBER!
Good afernoon Ghost,
4 bowls of oatmeal may be too much. We may have to call Roto Rooter! See you at the Inn.
Tom Whitworth Level 5 Commenter 16 months ago
Pop and Scotty,
Very refreshing!!!!! A straightforward question in a straightforward manner. Mr. President either prove your citizenship and put this to rest once and for all or be suspected forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!