Potato Omelettes and a Fairy Tale
60Let Me In!
Good morning beloved Breakfastpoppers. Today is Fairy Tale Friday, April 22 in the year of our kingdom 2011. A meeting has taking place in the castle about a growing problem in our land. Our borders are porous and dangerous elements are invading our nation. King Teleprompter has organized a group of people to discuss our situation. I think you should know about the guest list. Let's prepare our morning meal and once we are ready meet privately deep in the forest by the Waterfall of Tears.
Today we will be creating Potato Omelettes. You will need to go to your cellar and procure 2 medium onions that you have peeled and sliced, 6 medium potatoes that you have peeled and boiled, 2 tablespoons of lard, 3 beaten eggs, salt, pepper and some Lipitor. Melt lard in a skillet and saute onions. Pop a Lipitor. Slice potatoes and add them to the skillet along with some salt and pepper. Add eggs and with a pancake turner that you have fashioned at the local blacksmith shop, turn the mixture a bit to combine ingredients. Cook over medium heat until firm. Wrap up your omelette and head for our meeting place. I'll be there with Bloody Marys for one and all.
Hello, my dear friends and neighbors. We are all well versed on the problems our kingdom is facing at our borders. Illegal aliens are tunneling in, climbing over fences, riding under cars, and shooting there way across the border. Our cities are being overrun by these people and King Teleprompter has refused to lift more than a little pinky finger to stop the invasion. It is also no secret that if it were up to the King he would personally stand by the borders and hand out citizenship papers and voter registration cards. The King is hungry for votes and if members of Hamas promised to re-elect him, then by all means he would welcome them with open arms and I'm not talking about artillery.
Recently, our King had a meeting about illegal immigration. You would imagine that the Governors from states affected by this problem would be invited to attend. You would be wrong. You would imagine that law enforcement would be invited to attend. You would be wrong. You might imagine that members of Congress would be in attendance. You would be wrong. Let's look at the actual guest list. Trust me, it's a real eye opener. New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg was in attendance along with Rev. Al Sharpton, AFL-CIO President Michael Trumka, former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and former Florida Sen. Mel Martinez who now works for JP Morgan Chase. What a group and what an outrage. Our Kingdom is under the gun figuratively and literally and King Teleprompter has a meeting about illegal immigration without the people who know most about it on the guest list.
Clearly, this meeting had absolutely nothing to do with solving the immigration crisis in the kingdom. It most definitely had to do with putting on a ridiculous show for the King's supporters to prove to them that he is trying to make progress on the issue. Of course the kind of progress they want has nothing to do with our security but everything to do with welcoming millions of illegal aliens into our kingdom. Just think of all those Democratic votes. Why King Teleprompter or one of his disciples could remain in power for decades. Let's raise our Bloody Marys on high and drown our sorrows and our disappointment in a King who is only representing some of the people some of the time to the detriment of our kingdom..POP...
Over the river
And through the woods
To a silly meeting we go
All of the guests don't have a clue
But it's really just a show
Let's make em all legal
And insist that they vote
If there's any objection
They'll get tossed in the moat
Over the river
And through the woods
To a silly meeting we go....
vote upvote downshareprintflag
- Useful (10)
- Funny (7)
- Awesome (9)
- Beautiful (5)
- Interesting
Pop,
Great omelet recipe, thanks. How fitting that this "King" should hold a meeting about illegal immigration. The "King of Illegals"!!!!!!!!!
Pop,
Great omelet recipe, thanks. How fitting that this "King" should hold a meeting about illegal immigration. The "King of Illegals"!!!!!!!!!
POP: You're correct that this is just a show. What do most of these people know about the issue of illegal immigration and how it affects their states? Only Arnold knows.
Now, I'm off to my little corner of the castle - lots to do today - I'll be at the INN later, so someone, please save me a seat....
Pop, welcome back mu friends to the show that seems to never end...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_zo0FiNheI barry's adopted show tune. see ya at the Inn, 50
POP, You are right on target with the show. It seems that Obama doesn't do anything without an ulterior motive,
See you later at the inn.
BPop it is kinda early here on the west coast and I am already getting indigestion after reading this !
I have never heard of riding under a car, I guess it is safer than floating on an innertube.
I am sure Mr. President is working hard to tackle the problem of illegal immigration. It is a difficult situation and so many areas to address. Canada Mexico Arizona and California borders.
I guess they "want more land". Or more believable is they are trying to escape their tyrant governments and I guess I feel sorry for them as they have little opportunity where they come from because their government tells them not to produce. However, we can't afford too much social help for them as we are in trouble here too, running out of social security money and stuff.
Loved your Poem Breakfastpops, so well said... As is the rest of this Hub. There is humor, but it's so sad and Scary. They all want the votes and our Fearless Leader needs them the most. So forget about the crimes and the killings...THIS IS AMERICA...Ha, Ha! HELP!
What a joke. How on earth anyone takes this guy seriously, I'll never know. He's got the ruination of America at top priority.
The plan:
1) Open the borders to those with no education, and no skills so it's guaranteed that they will become a dependent class
2) Make sure they know that Democrats are the ones paying their way (with other people's money) as dependents.
3) Convince Americans that illegals should have driver's licenses, citing 'safety' concerns.
4) When they get their driver's licenses, register them to vote at the same time.
And there you have it! A permanent Democrat voting bloc, funded by duped taxpayers.
(BTW, the reason Republicans failed to control the border was out of fear that the Latino community would not vote for them, which was silly since they didn't vote for Republicans anyway! Dependent minorities vote for the Democrats who keep them in the ghettos and Barrios.)
Dear Tom,
You are right, how fitting and how completely outrageous! I am on my way to the Inn.Let's organize a meeting of the breakfastpoppers without inviting any of us!
Dear Pino,
Arnold knows lots about starring in movies. It's all a fairy tale and by all means invite an actor.See you at the Inn. I'll probably be late but better late than never.
Dear 50,
Barry's show is more like a sequel to Scream! See you at the Inn.
Dear Pamela,
Our problems deserve more than a farce. Al Sharpton being invited to the WH to discuss anything is appalling! See you at the Inn. I'll be there in a little while.
Dear tony,
The last thing I want to do is give you indigestion. I am sending Tums your way!
Dear electricsky,
The key word here is "illegal". We are a nation of immigrants, but climbing over walls to get here is not the way our country was built. These are dangerous times. Drug cartels are trafficking in drugs and human cargo. Our border states are suffering and we need to deal with the problem. Asking Al Sharpton what he thinks is ridiculous! See you at the Inn.
Dear b.Malin,
Yes, we need help but asking this group of people what they think is insane! See you at the Inn.
Dear rkhyclak,
I agree, but what scares me is that he is finding an audience among people who are anxious to take their frustration out on the "rich" people. Clearly, people who are still in his corner haven't a clue. See you at the Inn.
Dear Willstarr,
Here is what scares me. The "plan" will work! See you at the Inn. Save me a seat.
Breakfast for me tonight. Had to get hopping early this morning again. I'm a bit cross about that too. BTW! Where's my damned Ferrari.
Now I'll tell ya that if you want to get me running real hot then let these idiots in Washington DC get started with this crap again. If Oblabber wants to keep em, he can keep them with him in Chicago when we give him a one way ticket home in 2013.
If you want to join a good organization that is quite effective in fighting all this nonsense join NumbersUSA if you haven't done so.
This move to legalize law breakers is all about having more ignorant voters in his stable of idiots. They all needed to be deported and take their bambinos with them.
Am I ranting? Where's is my Ferrari BPOP? I came home and the driveway was empty!
Dear Frog Prince,
The Ferrrari was in your driveway. I heard through the grapevine that a group of illegal immigrants hot wired it and drove it to Mexico. It came back with illegals under the seats and hanging on to the exhaust! I am so sorry, I really am.
Them sums of biatches!
That's okay! I made a cool $500.00 today without breaking so much as a sweat. Breakfast is on me tomorrow!
Hello 'sista' I was having my BP withdraws so came on over. Thank you for keeping us all posted. You are a precious gem. Tuff topic, Tuff times and May God help us all. Pray America. Keep eyes on the one above, HE is on the Throne. He will care for His Children. Keep the Faith!
Love your omlet with Lipitor, too funny. We will be needing lots of that as well as Bloody Mary's! Keep on BP!! Love you.
Fantastic hub and right on. Mr. O does not need acting lessons, he appears to have that down well. Maybe he needed extra coaching from Arnold. Thumbs up, awesome girlfriend. Hugs Galore.
I had never heard about potato omelettes. Sorry I just commenting about your recipes. It looks delicious. Thanks for writing this. As Breakfastpoppers, I am glad to know this from you. Rated up! have a nice weekend!
Prasetio:)
At a special (local) Tea Party meeting yesterday, our guest speaker was Mike Ligon, a former Border Patrol officer who actually did his job and therefore usually ran afoul of his superiors. He has a book out, Ten Years on the Line, My War on the Border, but here I mostly want to mention what he had to say about Mexican SOLDIERS actually making FREQUENT incursions across the border into American territory.
Now, check your blood pressure immediately....
Poppy,
Iwas makin potato omlettes back in 1990... Glad to see its Finally catching on.
As for :iittle secret Barry- Everything he does is either narcisistic, Anti-American or a lie I guess its just the chicago way-
The only stuff he follows up on is a danger to the usa he is NO better than a 2-bit Castro wannabe...
He is the worst EVER. It is sad- there are still those out there that support this phoney....
TH
Pop,
I noticed that you are using lard. I thought the libs got that outlawed. Back in the '80s I worked for a restaurant that used lard. Man was the food good. But anyway, as far as the illegal people in this country are concerned, I was born in this country and I'm pissed about it. Can you imagine how naturalized citizens feel? All the trouble that they went through to get citizenship, and now this guy wants to hand them out like they're invitation to a party. What a bunch of BS.
Thanks
Chuck
The more I know, the less I like. The master of illusion rivals the great Houdini in his magic tricks of smoke and mirrors. At present, I believe none of what I hear and less than half of what I see...and the percentage is going down as the beat goes on.
The folks at Tammany Hall in the olden days were pikers when it came to buying votes. Obummy has it down pat and could give them lessons. Just keep the borders porous and let 'em seep through, get driver's licenses and Shazam! - thousands of new votes!
Morning POP...We need enforcement not reform...Simply put, what you allow is what you teach...If the government has allowed this to happen we need only to look at who benefits:
1. Minimum wage employers.
2. Liberal politicians.
3. Academic subsidies.
4. Empire-building bureaucracies. ( The greater the demand the more government employees needed, the larger the bureaucracy ).
5. Civil Rights lawyers.
Who are the losers..? Those who play by the rules...Joe Schmuck and all his grand-children's grandchildren...
Perhaps its time for a little rule breaking...
See you at the tavern, POP...I'm expecting a knock on my door anytime now...Big Sis reads your Hubs and is taking names...Larry
How, Little Sister With Giant Brain. Breakfast was good. Give Man With Np Pants much energy, and great strength. Now for this problem with the Great Black and White Chief. We have many problems with this Chief. Man With No Pants once have many buffalo hides .. now only a few. The Tan Man from the south invades our camps. Next the Sand Man from Midddle East will bring his religion and way of life. All the while, The Great Black and White Chief speak only lies.
The Man With No Pants organize War Party. It called The Housefire Project, and it has many brave warriers. We fix this thing. Thank you my little sister.
jim
Dear Frog Prince,
Don't talk about money too loudly or the Obama hit squad will come and get you.
Good afternoon seesta! I think you may be on to something. Maybe President Obama is going to start emulating Arnold "the terminator" now that he has declared all out war on the rich!
Good afternoon prasetio,
You never have to comment, just come to breakfast and say hello!
Dear Ghost,
I am outraged! When I hear Napolitano talking about how successful her efforts are I want to scream. Actually, I want to do more than that but I try to control myself. With your proximity to the border and your contacts maybe you should write about how things really are.
Dear tom,
When I hear liberal pundits explaining away Obama's lack of leadership I feel like kicking in the television. His failures are on the record. There is nothing to debate.
Dear poor conservative,
When Michelle sees that I'm using lard, the food police will be on the way. I have heard immigrants who came here legally and followed the rules express their anger at this out of control situation and do nothing administration.
Dear Amy,
Your formula for dealing with this mess is smart. What I am hearing now is that the rich are getting away with murder. What I am seeing is a president who is actually doing it.
Dear drbj,
Yup..that's the plan. Keep the Democrats in power forever by opening our borders to all those potential votes. How repulsive.
Poppy, this was an indoctrination seminar for the idiots he wants to use to stir up the varios sectors in demanding immigration reform...watch the republicans cave to it like balsa wood outhouse in a tornado. WB
Dear maven,
Your right about everything and the big loser is America. Imagine how the people feel who came here legally, followed the rules and achieved citizenship. Angry..that's how they feel. Napolitano and her boss should be brought up on charges for endangering our nation. Now the border patrol is under orders to let the illegals through. Nice, huh?
Dear Wayne,
If the Republicans cave I will go berserk. The thought of Sharpton running around stirring up trouble is sickening.Will we ever get things right?
Dear Big Brother of Brilliant Mind,
You had better hurry my brave warrior because Obama is stirring the pot of class warfare!
Ahh my sister .. you are correct. Your giant brain knows many things. With his evil tongue, he stirs pot, but we wear the war paint of commen sense, and truth. The No Pants Nation, and it's friends will defeat the Great Black and White Chief in a great battle in November. At that time the black and white one will be confined to a reservation in the state of (Illinois, named after his tribe) where he can no longer harm the people. Our hides will multiply and our joy will be great! We will then drink much oil at the Inn in celebration.
jim
Dear Big Brother of Brilliant Mind,
I believe you for you speak the truth. We must keep the pressure on the Obama man for he is trying to cause much trouble in the land. It will be like the old days, remember cowboys and Indians and it will be ugly. We must head this off at the pass.
wow pop keep writing.... i love your content !!!! voted up
Good morning wendy,
Thank you for coming to breakfast!
Breakfast was wonderful this morning, Pop! In the future, can my omelette be made with vegetable oil instead of lard?! jk lol Great! Just Great!
I had no idea about this meeting. What a clown the President is. The fact that he will not protect our boarders with this dramatic escalation in violence against U.S. Citizens as well as boarder patrol officers is like a crime that boarders on high treason. The only thing Obama does is put us SIGNS. Good job Mr. President. NOT.
Great Hub - always informative - I haven't been listening too much to the news lately - glad I stopped by. Voted up and all buttons across!
Dear Dexter,
By all mean we'll make your omelette with oil instead of lard. Remember it's a fairy tale about long ago and lard was really in!
Dear cjv,
What's next a meeting with Hamas to discuss TSA training? Keep enjoying yourself you'll have plenty of time to catch up and ruin your good mood.
Great hub, as usual. It is so sad that nothing surprises me anymore. Thanks for the info.
Dear Sara,
I am waiting to be surprised by good news!
breakfastpop Hub Author 13 months ago
Good Morning everyone,
I will be away for most of the day so please carry on without me. When I return I will catch up, I promise.