Stuffed French Toast and a Fairy Tale
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Good morning beloved breakfastpoppers. Today is Friday, August 27, in the year of our kingdom 2010. There is a scandal afoot in the land that must be addressed. In an effort to stay ahead of King Teleprompter and his crew, let's gather together and become familiar with the latest antics of the dreaded organization ACORN. First let us prepare a morning repast to fuel our fire and fill our bellies. We will be creating Stuffed French Toast, and I promise you it will be worth your while. You will need 1 loaf of bread, cubed, 8 eggs, 8 ounces of softened cream cheese, 1/3 cup honey and 1 and 1/3 cups milk. Mix eggs, honey and milk and set aside. In a greased 9 by 13 pan, evenly layer 1/2 of the bread cubes, then cheese and top with remaining cubes. Pour egg mixture over bread, cover and leave in your ice box overnight. You won't be eating this today, but tomorrow remove from it from the ice box and bake in your hearth at 350 degrees for 40 minutes. Serve with syrup. As far as today is concerned, just grab a bagel with butter and head to the stream, by the old oak tree.
Welcome friends and neighbors. I must report to you that our old enemy ACORN is alive and well and already hard at work making our lives a living hell. I am happy to report that ACORN won't, at least for now, be receiving any gold coins from the kingdom's coffers. Still they will be able to operate just fine thanks to money collected from membership dues, foundation grants, and who knows where else.
I know you all remember when the group dissolved before our eyes, but it was all a facade. They are still alive and operating. Following the elections ACORN will rise again from the dead with a brand new name. In the meantime its local operations continue under new names. If you aren't already fit to be tied, you will be when you learn that these new chapters are obtaining nonprofit status as advocacy groups under Section 501c4 of the tax code.
If you are curious about where they are operating, I'll direct you to Missouri. Their new chapter is called MORE (Missourians Organizing for Reform and Empowerment. The group incited a near riot at a Chase bank screaming "Predatory lender, criminal offender" at the top of their lungs. Not only did they want Chase to stop foreclosing on defaulted mortgages but they wanted the bank to fork over some money to them.
Did you know that Project Vote is also alive and well. They are preparing themselves for the November elections. God help us. Did you know that King Teleprompter worked for them once upon a time?
Remember ACORN Housing? Well now they are called Affordable Housing Centers of America. I guess all that advice about how to start a house of ill repute got them in hot water. Well they lowered the heat simply by coming up with a new name.
We need to be on alert now that we know they are operating slightly below the chariot's headlights. Our kingdom is once again under siege by the forces of evil. Arm yourselves with knowledge and use what you know to stop the madness. I have confidence in all of you. May the power of truth be with you...POP...
ACORN's back,
And it's gonna mean trouble
ACORN's back,
Better stop them on the double
They've got different names,
But the game's the same
ACORN's back
And it's gonna mean trouble.
The End.
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Good morning Tom,
A bunch of nuts indeed. See you at he Inn and please don't bring any Acorns to nibble on.
Pop, there is dirty voting afoot, I'm sure it will happen as the military vote is getting blocked by fee demands the government won't pay, to get ballots to the deployed soldiers. Their votes count more than mine, to the pub, 50
Arghh! These ACORN folks tick me off and the fact of its very existence just pisses me off to no end. This group is dangerous. I better never be in a place where they are doing their "job" because it would undoubtedly make the news. They were barely cut off by congress before they were right back pulling grants again. Blows the mind! I talk a lot of crap about democrats but these republicans are doing nothing to help us. It does appear some seem to be pulling their lazy heads out of the sand and some I really believe, are beginning to get the picture, and acting, but...is it too late? I haven't given up yet, even with this news. It just means we all have to try harder and stay hard on the truth and demand it.
Another great hub, and we demand it! (I'm practicing!)
Until Obumma got into the white house I never heard of ACORN, SEIU, new black panther party, etc. What does this mean? It means that all the maggots come out of the ground to follow the big s%$#head from Chicago. Sorry, didn't mean to use bad language but we have all heard the word "Chicago" before. Where does one get a bagel in this era, by the way? I am going to the inn for some ale. INNKEEPER.......
Pop - I can't remain as polite as Tom - weather you call them 'Horse apples', 'Road Apples' or 'Manure', it all smells like S$@# to me; and even more so when eleven states want a waiver to the rules for military ballots. That is the Bull crap that has to be stopped before it starts. See ya at the Inn!
Good morning 50,
I am outraged by the state's inability to get the ballots out and the feds disinterest. Mmmm, I wonder why!!!! Between this shameful incident and ACORN sneaking around doing who knows what, what kind of election are we going to have? I feel like we are living in a corrupt third world nation where elections are just for show. See you at the Inn.
Good morning pcoach,
Arrgh back at you! I can't help feeling that the Republicans are missing the boat. The Dems are falling apart but I am not hearing the Reps step up to the plate. They can't afford to be complacent, especially with corrupt Acorns running around trying to muck things up. To the Inn!
Good morning taxlarry,
Please, I beg of you, refrain from using the word "Chicago" again. I don't want the breakfastpoppers to get a bad reputation. As to the bagel, repeat after me,"It's a fairy tale, it's a fairy tale". See you at the In and I'll bring several dozen assorted bagels.
Good morning Hmrjmr,
I feel like flames are shooting out of my ears when I think of the military being deprived of the right to vote. Those who screw this up ought to be held accountable because their actions are negligent, inexcusable and criminal. See you at the Inn. I'm bringing bagels.
POP: ACORN reorganized just after they "disbanded". They have been laying low and will be doing their dirty work, trying not to draw attention.
Thank goodness we have you to spread the word. King Teleprompter must be doing a jig in the oval office, if he knows where it is. He on vacation, again. The King never worked a day in his life. Let's hope we still have the power to overturn this fiasco in which we live.
I agree wth 50 - the military's vote counts more than mine.
I'm off tothe INN - save me a seat....
Good morning Pino,
If I could I would personally deliver the ballots to our soldiers. What a complete disgrace, but as you pointed out I'm sure they are loving this in the WH. See you at the Inn. I'm bringing bagels.
How do we apply for those grants and government money? They would tell people like us to forget it! Were not good enough to recieve from the govt. Only good enough to give to the govt. haha, whatever happened to govt. for the people! Acorn is a vile, liberal organization that needs a watchdog looking over its' shoulder!
Good morning American Romance,
No grants for you that's for sure. As far as government for the people is concerned, haven't you heard, it's government for the government. To the Inn!
Acorn is more sleazy then most of the politicians in DC.I just hope at some point in the near future once Obama's gone we can stick a fork in em !
Good morning tony,
I hear they are quite delicious roasted! See you at the bar. I won't be bringing acorns!
Acorn demonstrators are paid. That's why politicians can't understand the Tea Party, or Ground Zero protesters, and keep looking for who is paying them. I wonder who is paying Al Sharpton and his followers to go to Washington tomorrow?
Politicians are not used to the public paying attention to the mess they create. They all yearn for the good old days when apathy abounded. I can't even think about the Rev. Al without choking. See you at the Inn. No ACORNS allowed!
I am hoping we still have the power to overturn this fiasco in which we live.
POP, I find that whole thing so disgusting. They can break laws and still get funded. I mean I have had enough already! We have got to hand tight and on my front grass I always put up signs and talk to people because it is amazing just how many people are ignorant about what is happening in this world. I think I had better head to the inn now.
Morning POP...Pamela has pointed out a major concern that exists in America...The utter ignorance and uncaring attitude of many Americans toward what is happening in this nation...That is how orgs like Acorn survive and flourish...the appeal of the nanny state is just too overpowering for a lot of folks...
Voter fraud is running rampant throughout the US and little is being done to correct it...The failure of certain states to provide ballots for our armed forces is beyond reproach...like 50 said, their vote counts more than mine...
See you at the tavern, POP...Bloody Mary's sound great...Larry
Facebook and Twitter reach millions and millions of people. Since voter apathy is a major problem, why not put together a campaign to reach many of these unaware and disenchanted voters. Tell them about ACORN and MORE and any other repellent organizations that spring up. Educate them with tweets and postings.
I'm definitely going to give that recipe a try, sounds interesting, I do love French Toast. As for Acorn, those nuts clearly aren't well roasted enough to get out of dodge and off of the American menu. It is really time, past time, for regular Joe's to find their local precincts and start volunteering and 'activating' themselves to work the polls, their own rallies, etc..., in the good old honest American way. Late to breakfast today, but find the menu of breakfast and the menu of the latest Acorn re-invented nuts, both important reads for future, very near future, consideration and attention ...
Dear snagerries,
I am too!
Dear Pamela,
We really need to explain the nightmare of our reality in terms anyone can understand. Never in my life did I think things would ever get this bad.
Good evening maven,
Sorry I was late coming to the Inn, but I was assaulted by Obama supporters who insisted I say I believe in "change". I am thinking of making sure those ballots get to our troops even if I have to deliver them myself.
A Corn, by any other name is still a nut. This administration thinks that by renaming we wouldn't find out what they are up to. Global Warming is now Climate Change etc. These ppl live in fatasy land, and we need to clean house. "Stuffed French Toast" how appropriate, I'd like to stuff Pelosi's gavel in a place where the sun doesn't shine. Arggggg
Breakfastpop, i am sorry that i really don't have any idea who the squirrels breakfast ( party) is. I know that if it is dirty politics then i am with all you guys. Here In Aus we are having the same backstabbing campaigns going on. We are still in a hung government and they are trying to gain momentum for our state elections also in November. It is all a farce.
Peace to all
Is it possible for the military guys to mail in their votes? We can all mail them the forms, some envelopes and stamps, if that option is available.
The government is totally out of control. We need some new leaders to step up to the plate. Anybody in mind, BPop?
Good morning drbj,
That's a great idea. I post all my hubs on Twitter and Facebook and so do political organizations that are trying to get the word out. I believe some people are listening but for many people who use these sites it really is all about fun and games.
Good morning KFlippin,
I think you have put forth a common sense way to try and prevent weird stuff going on at the polls. Given all that we now know about this group it is beyond belief that they are going to be involved in getting out the vote. I suppose dead people will be voting once again.
Good afternoon jiberish,
The administration and groups like ACORN operate under the assumption that the American people are just too stupid to know what's going on. Why aren't they all behind bars and I don't mean serving drinks.
Dear Loves To Read,
ACORN is not a party. It is an activist organization that never plays by the rules. Congress suspended their funding because of all the horrible and illegal things they have done, but it hasn't stopped them from operating. By the way, Obama used to work for them.
Dear AustinStar,
I don't exactly know what is allowed. Some of the states have different deadlines that clash with the rules. We really have to kick up some dust about this. If anyone's vote is vital it is the soldier who is serving his country.
Good one, I like the rhyme, hmmm, ACORN is an organization that needs to rethink its objectives and what it is doing.
I miss your hubs Breakfastpop, and i am back to read again, Maita
POP,
I know what I haveto do i will start a non profit organization- the SQUIRRELS
not only will I heasrt on acornies but
Sensible Quality Unabashed Independant Realistic Republican Loving Supporters-
The SQUIRRELS we support sensible real solutions to World-political issues maybe the name needs some work-my nexy hub - starting a nonfor profit compant/community Organization.... or the CRIMPETS TO GO WITH THE tea party CRUMPETS
Conservative republicans United People Exposing Terrible Soverignty/Slugs
maybe I should do that
TH
Dear prettydarkhorse,
Welcome back! I've missed you. ACORN is an organization that shouldn't be!
Dear tom,
Sounds like a plan to me!
By the time the French toast concoction is ready to put into the oven, that is when this info you gave about ACORN will soak into my gray matter. You definitely are an eyeopener. (Maybe my brain has been in that icebox,huh? LOL :o)
Dear CMCastro,
If your brain has been in the icebox then I respectfully suggest you thaw it out. November is coming and ACORN is poised to do what they do best, register anything that moves or doesn't move to vote.
The King put much gold in the coffers when he was a lowly community organizer and even more when he gained a seat in the Illinois State Senate. They have been there for him all the way. I suspect some Soros money is piped through the organization as well since it does nothing more than contribute to the class envy and warfare in our country. Like any good communist organization, it is never what it seems to be and those running it are never really the ones who have the ideas as to what to do next. Our freedom in this country comes with the responsibility for each and every citizen to question any organization, it's mission, and the steps it takes to attain those goals. Our future depends on it. Sorry to be late, Poppy...been traveling! WB
Breakfastpop: I am a retiree who grew up in this country when it was a true democracy. I am deeply saddened with what it has become. ACORN should not be allowed to influence elections by registering illegal aliens and already dead people, as they did before.
Good morning Wayne,
It doesn't matter if you're late for breakfast. I always keep a plate warm for you. With the November elections coming close we should all keep a close watch on ACORN or whatever they call themselves these days because with Dems falling behind the ACORNS are sure to dig up some dead voters!
Dear Wife Who Saves,
The country you remember is the same one I remember. What is happening now is more reminiscent of a third world banana republic.
Arrrggggg...it is taking everything within me not to blast off into orbit! I can not believe this outrage - wait - YES I CAN because it was predicted by anyone with a brain - they'll just disband and come up with new names. Move On Dot Org did it - they just shoot of tentacles and call them other things so they can do their dirty work under the radar. The problem is - we can't write our Congressmen/women to stop it because the CROOKS ARE IN CHARGE. But NOT FOR LONG! Remember November and 2012!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you for this information Pop! It's just infuriating! We needed alcohol with this morning's breakfast to deaden the our senses against this horror!!! You do your country a public service! Keep it up Pop!!
Dear Carol,
Even alcohol can't dull the rage stuff like this causes. ACORN are like maggots that just can't be gotten rid of. UGH and Arrgh!
Tom Whitworth Level 5 Commenter 21 months ago
Pop,
I think ACORN rebranded almost instantly with Soro's money no doubt. A rose by any other name still smells sweet, and an ACORN by another name is still a bunch of nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!