Zabaglone and a Fairy Tale

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By breakfastpop

R & R

Good morning beloved breakfastpoppers. Today is Friday, March 5, in the year of our Kingdom 2010. So much has transpired since King Teleprompter took over, that exhaustion has finally taken hold of the people. Let's prepare a delicious repast of Zabaglone this morn and then come to my humble abode. There are things we must discuss.

Zabaglone is a wine-based(hip-hip hooray) custard that is very popular in the Kingdom of Italy. You will need to procure 6 eggs, 1 cup sweet wine (marsala) and 1/4 cup sugar. Mix the ingredients together and place in a saucepan over medium heat. Cook until thick, stirring constantly with a whisk. Serve warm or cold. Once you have finished cooking, grab a suitcase, throw in some stuff to last a few days and head for my place. I'll explain everything once you get here.

My dearest friends, I believe that the reign of King Teleprompter has taken its toll and it is beginning to show. We have lost the twinkle in our eyes and the bounce in our step. Why? Because this King and his Court are grinding the life force out of us. If it's not one thing it's another. Why, the King hardly took over the castle and he was already proposing to shut down our terrorist prison Gitmo. He let some detainees go and off they went to plan a new attack upon us. Now the King seems unsure about what to do with Gitmo and that, my friends is because of us. We wrote letters, we protested, we met in secret, formulated plans, stormed the castle, organized tea parties and we withstood an orchestrated attack upon our morals and our motives. It's no wonder we look like hell, but thus far we have prevailed.

We have spent this year engaged in a war against health care legislation that promises to take over our lives, curtail our freedoms, tax us through the roof and throw our grandmas under the bus. The battle is far from over, but now the King and his Speaker, Princess Pouty Pelosi are threatening to ram this unpopular bill through by the process known as reconciliation. This process is an ugly solution to a an ugly bill. We, the people, have made our position known, and yet our pleas may fall on deaf ears. We shall see, but I can say with absolute certainty that the fight has been exhausting. Remember when we disguised ourselves as doors and snuck into the castle? Our purpose was to find out what was transpiring behind the scenes because the King and his Court locked us out of the process. We overcame that hurdle, but those doors were heavy and many of us pulled muscles we didn't even know we had. Oh, we are tired, so tired of the double talk, the lies, the deceptions, the name-calling, the lack of transparency, the socialists in the castle and the staggering amount of spending that will cripple our Kingdom for decades to come.

We have organized and participated in Tea Parties and now, in retaliation, Coffee Parties, loyal to the King have sprung up. We are spinning out of control and we need to step back, assess the situation, fortify ourselves, get a little sun, drink a little wine and forget about this Kingdom, this King and our problems for just a few days. Only good can come of this vacation. I propose that we all leave, forthwith, for the Kingdom of Florida, where the sun shines and the alcohol flows. We have worked hard, we deserve this break, so let us embark right now and upon our return next Thursday, we will be ready to engage the King and take our Kingdom back. To Florida, my friends, to Florida...POP...


We're off to see the oranges

In the beautiful state where they grow

We're off to see the oranges

In a place that the King can't go

Because because because!

We're tired and we're sick of the snow!


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Tom Whitworth Level 5 Commenter 2 years ago

Pop,

You have a great plan. I hate to burst your bubble but the oranges in Florida all froze this winter due to global warming. Have a good time and drink lots of good wine or hard liquor or whatever makes you relax.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Tom,

No oranges? Oh well, they must have Chianti. Be well, Tom and I'll see you on Thursday. I'll will certainly miss you at breakfast.

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Tammy Lochmann Level 2 Commenter 2 years ago

I hope it's warm where you are going. It's still chilly here in Mississippi. Have a margarita for me.

PARTISAN PATRIOT 2 years ago

Pop

I have an Idea; instead of making Zabaglone, lets’ prepare a Lone-Bag and send Za-King to Italy in it!

Pop, besides loosing the twinkle in our eyes and the bounce in our step we’ve also lost the Jingle in our pockets. Why, because this King and his Court have destroyed our economy!

Instead of closing Gitmo, he should be focusing on the war so as to Git-Mo Prisoners to lock up there. Maybe then we can secretly Waterboard them and prevent some of these attacks that have been occurring over the past year; most of which failed due to the incompetence of the perpetrators but those that succeeded took their toll on our brave men and women in uniform.

As Harry Reid said on the floor of the U.S. Senate last year just before the Surge which won the war; The Waaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr is Lost. Well unfortunately it appears the war we thought we had won; the war against Obama Care; the war we fought against the same Harry Reid, Princess Pelosi and King Hussein, we may still loose and have his Royal Health Care shoved up our peasant rear ends!

Instead of saying Let em eat Cake the Czarina is saying Let em Drink Tea in deference to the Tea Party Revolt against her husband the Czar’s Socialist Policies!

But in typical Richard Nixon fashion King Hussein Obama stares straight into the Camera with both arms spread above his head and the fingers on both hands forming the V for victory salute Proclaims; I AM NOT A SOCIALIST!

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Lily Rose Level 2 Commenter 2 years ago

I'm in Florida - be sure to "Pop" in and say hi! I'll have some zabaglone waiting!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Tammy,

It's supposed to be in the high 70's which sounds wonderful to me. It is actually snowing right now and I am craving the warmth. So happy you came for breakfast. I will have a margarita and I will propose a toast in your honor. By the way I read your latest hub and I am addicted.

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maven101 Level 5 Commenter 2 years ago

I agree...lets all take a break in the Land of Chad...Our loins will need considerable girdling for the coming fight to preserve our American culture, to staunch the steady drain of our precious freedoms, so strongly fought for by our ancestors...Never will this American bow to progressive idealism, political correctness, or institutional tyranny, so help me God...Larry

Pino Krisio 2 years ago

POP: King Teleprompter and Princess Pelosi are trying to push this bill through before the Easter break. If they send congress home before the vote, they'll never get it. I do wonder if they'll get it now. Some Dems are questioning sections of the bill. This, of course, can be just a plan to get favors for their votes. Anyway, I think a lot of congressmen are re-thinking this bill - they are up for re-election, and the people will vote them out, and they now know it.

I will take your advice and have a little R & R myself. I'll find the sun, tan my body, and have some of that wine you were talking about. YMMMMMMMM.

We do need a rest to re=group and win this battle.

I will miss you and look forward to your hub on Thursday.

By the way, is Scottie going with you? I'd like to see his take on Florida.

I'm off to the bar Save me a seat....

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jiberish 2 years ago

Morning POP, come one come all to the land of sunshine, but bring your coats and hats. It has been below freezing at nights for so many days, I'm considering moving somewhere warm, but the good news is that the sale of tequila is up. I must be getting old because my tolerance level is very short, I cannot understand how tax cheats, liars, bribes, and communist have become the norm in Washington. I'm going to take your advice and make a pitcher of Margaritas, sit in the sun and pretend that all this is just a dream. Have a great week-end!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Patriot,

Pack your bags! I think you need to come along on vacation to calm your nerves and ease your burdens. If you can't make it, I will miss your presence at the table and we'll catch up when I return. Take care.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Lily,

What part of Florida?

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning maven,

You are a proud American and I love your resolve. Have a good few days and let's have breakfast on Thursday.

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jellio_123 2 years ago

Dear POP... You sound so tired... I am hopeful that this little r & r break re-energizes and fortifies you and all the poppers. Safe travels...

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Pino,

It is very exciting to see so much dissent on the part of some dems, but that is because of the abortion language. We'll see what happens, but I hope this bill implodes. As far as Scottie is concerned, I haven't made up my mind about bringing him along. He eats so much, that I'm not sure I can afford him.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning jiberish,

That's what we need a group break, similar to a group hug, which wouldn't be bad either. I hope things warm up, but if not, a change in scenery will be just right. I am sick of looking at the King and I have no intention of turning on the television, so it should be relaxing in that respect. See you at breakfast on Thursday. Take care. I'll miss you, jiberish.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

God morning jellio,

Thanks so much for your concern. I hope all the breakfastpoppers get to relax, as well. See you on Thursday at breakfast.

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Lily Rose Level 2 Commenter 2 years ago

Good morning, BPop! Southeast - just north of Miami.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Dear Lily,

I'm headed for Naples. Perhaps another time we'll get to meet. Be well. "See" you when I return.

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itakins Level 4 Commenter 2 years ago

Breakfast-

My luck-I arrive back and you're all heading off-to Florida ,no less.

Guess I'll just go home and walk the dogs-enjoy the break,you've earned it.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning itakins,

I am so happy you came for breakfast. I've missed you. I'll be back on Thursday, so come for breakfast and we'll chat.

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Putz Ballard 2 years ago

Have a great vacation BP.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Robert,

Thanks so much. Take care and let's have breakfast on Thursday.

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SheriSapp Level 3 Commenter 2 years ago

Enjoyable fairy tale, and Florida surely sounds good about now. We have had an enormous amount of snow here in WV this long, cold winter. I need a break, the sick feeling in my stomach increases daily as these progressives work to destroy my nation.

FYI-I did publish a new hub last evening, but I bet you didn't get a notification. The hub team told me to publish on my own and email them. I have sent them an email so I hope people will eventually get a notification.

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greatAmerican 2 years ago

POP, you did not say how long this recess will last.. I too am tired, OLD and tired, but we cannot, should not, ever sound like we are going to tear down the great American flag and hoist the white flag of surrender! We need to remain diligent and keep up the fight.. Have a nice trip but get back soon, you will be missed. I guess it will be oatmeal for a few days...

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Sheri,

Glad you enjoyed the fairy tale. I really need to get away from the snow and the cold and the President and the Congress for a few days. As far as your new nub is concerned, I am sorry to say that I did not receive notification. Come for breakfast Thursday, Sheri. I am going to check out your hub now.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Dear greatAmerian,

I will be back cooking breakfast on Thursday. In the meantime protect the empire! See you soon.

taxlarry 2 years ago

I think I will take a break myself.. You are correct, it has been grueling. Guess what? When I opened my suitcase I found some old beef jerky that may have had artifical elk flavoring. But I couldn't tell. It stunk like what comes out the back end of the elk. As for Jiberish's comment about the tax cheats, liars, bribes and communists, they werre always there. King Teleprompter has brought transparency, so now we can see them. I, for one, am off to the Inn.. INNKEEPER..........

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Hmrjmr1 Level 3 Commenter 2 years ago

POP- Have a good R&R I'm getting with 50cal while your resting and will be doing some Long Range Recon Patrols (LRRP missions) while your gone. Have a Jose Cuervo and a Beer for me while I'm lurking behind the lines..

Taxlarry I'll join ya before I slip into the darkness...

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning taxlarry,

I kept breakfast warm for you. I'm glad you agree a little vacation is in order. It will make us strong for the rough political road ahead. See you later at the Inn. Bring your suitcase!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning hmrjmr,

Now that's intriguing, you and 50 caliber make for a very impressive team. Keep the nation safe for the poppers and let's have breakfast on Thursday. Good luck on your mission. Be safe!

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Lily Rose Level 2 Commenter 2 years ago

Have a good time, BPop. Missed you by a couple of weeks - we went to Naples 2 weekends ago. Wel, next time, maybe!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Dear Lily,

Thanks so much for your warm wishes. I have never been to Naples, so I am really looking forward to it. Be well.

taxlarry 2 years ago

To Hmrjmr1 - I got a seat saved for you, my friend!

sheila b. Level 4 Commenter 2 years ago

You're right, it is time for a little vacation. We're all on overload.

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50 Caliber Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

POP, have a great and relaxing break from all this crappola! I've been contemplating shutting this thing off for a week and going outside to play. We are looking to have a drop from the 70 degree highs back to about 59 on Sunday so a cold front smacking the warm front we are having will, I hope produce our first Thunder Booming Lightening dance of the year and I hope it is filled with cloud to cloud lightening dances. They are freeking awesome to watch and I look forward to them every year. I'll be skipping the bar today so I will, Good Lord willing see you Thursday!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good afternoon sheila,

Pack your bags! See you on Thursday at the breakfast table.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good afternoon 50 caliber,

Great, I think a nice vacation is a great idea for you, too. The lightening sounds awesome but stay out of harm's way. See you on Thursday at the table. I'll miss you.

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Pamela99 Level 7 Commenter 2 years ago

BPOP, I missed the morning rush as I just got home. I think we are all so sick of Obama and congress that nay break would be healthy, for Scotty as well. I think Naples will be gorgeous and you may find some oranges that far south. In Jacksonville, it is cold at night but sunny th redbud trees are in bloom, so we will be having out usual week of spring and then comes summer. Have a marvelous time.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good afternoon, Pamela,

A little rest and relaxation is a great idea for everyone. It's a short trip but I'm looking forward to it. See you at breakfast or brunch on Thursday.

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Darlene Sabella 2 years ago

yes Pop, I will follow you to Florida, and maybe, just maybe you can talk about the fact that us seniors did not get our yearly increase this year, and we can afford food or our prescription. The king ignores seniors and dislikes sending us the monthly checks, I think he hopes we all die so he can no longer pass out these checks. Of with his head! oops I love you hub, your loyal fan Darski

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good afternoon Darlene,

You are so right. The King has no use for seniors except to tax them to death literally. I have been very re-miss Darlene, I have your book and I about to read it. It looks fabulous! See you at breakfast when I return on Thursday. Take care.

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eovery 2 years ago

High 70's, we may hit 30's and snow is melting pretty fast. Possible an inch of rain tomorrow, so we may be flooded again.

Keep on hubbing!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Dear eovery,

Where are you?

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Kaie Arwen Level 2 Commenter 2 years ago

Have a nice break............ it's quite nice here this weekend, at least if I ignore the melting snow and ensuing mud patch that continues to grow. I believe the dogs will be relaxing as well; mud wrestling is one of their favorite pass times!

;-D

Have a great weekend.......

Kaie

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prasetio30 Level 8 Commenter 2 years ago

Good morning POP. amazing fairy tale, related with the recently incident. Gitmo is still warm news. you are good writer. You have great imagination. Thank you very much.

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h2oforthegaslit 2 years ago

If ever oh ever a pr*** there was, King tellie is one because because because because of the redundant sh** he does

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ehern33 2 years ago

Have a great time and welcome from a native Floridian. Enjoy and refresh yourself, you will surely need it as who knows what we will see in the next four days. It is a never ending story with these people.

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apricot 2 years ago

I know it well zabaglione! Believe me it will give you a lift like no other! Enjoy the holiday - you've earnt it!

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Cari Jean Level 4 Commenter 2 years ago

Wish I could join you all in Florida - even though it has been reported that it is cold there it has to be warmer than in North Dakota!

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Springboard Level 5 Commenter 2 years ago

One day these guys, republicans and democrats alike, will really have it sunk into their heads...it is their job to represent THE PEOPLE, not to represent themselves and their own agendas and ideology.

If not, rude awakenings will ensue. People have not been this pissed off (pardon my French) for a LONG time.

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cjv123 Level 5 Commenter 2 years ago

Your writing is amazingly clever! But I've told you that before! Worth repeating! I agree with Springboard above me here - they all need to go and I will add - we need TERM LIMITS!

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Teresa Laurente 2 years ago

Congratulations again for a clever presentation of current events in America. Great hubs and a great topic for breakfast to get the blood raise and get the ball rolling for the day. Thank you for sharing. More power.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Teresa,

I just returned from my escape to Florida. Thanks so much for your support.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Kaie,

I'm back! I did have a great time and it is good to be back. I still have some snow on the ground, despite the warmer temps.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning prasetio,

Thanks so much.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning ehern,

I did have a great time and i am glad to be back with the breakfstpoppers.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Dear h2o,

Love the jingle, it has a nice ring to it and it makes me want to dance!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning apricot,

I'm back and I did have a great time. Thanks.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Cari,

Florida was great, not too hot, not too cold.

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning Springboard,

I hope you are right. What is happening now is so hideous, it's surreal!

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breakfastpop Hub Author 2 years ago

Good morning cjv,

Thanks so much for your kind words. Coming from you, a gifted novelist, I can't tell you how much it means.

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